Naked Science Forum
On the Lighter Side => That CAN'T be true! => Topic started by: Seany on 10/04/2007 11:39:42
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Yup, apparently snails teleport when you don't look at them. I swear I've read about that somewhere :P
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Welcome.. and LOL!!
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Only land snails teleport. Sea snails have developed a method of FTL travel involving the utilisation of negative mass.
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Maybe they dont teleport, but have invented a cloaking machine so that they are invisible to us, then they move position and turn the cloak off again?
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Well, I'm convinced !!
Sometimes they also like to take the train and go by SnailWay !!...........*groan*
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wtf r u guys being serious or not? i cant tell lol
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Neither can I...mabybe snails don't teleport and just move faster than you think.
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Hmm.. Maybe I dreamed of this.. [::)]
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As a firm believer in empirical study I got a snail and played to it a loop of the sound of Star Treks Teleportation Beam thingy ...after three hours of this it disappeared !!....
Actually....I think it just got bored and left....cripes who knows where it might...*CRUNCH !!*...ahhh !!..I think I just found it !!
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As a firm believer in empirical study I got a snail and played to it a loop of the sound of Star Treks Teleportation Beam thingy ...after three hours of this it disappeared !!....
Actually....I think it just got bored and left....cripes who knows where it might...*CRUNCH !!*...ahhh !!..I think I just found it !!
Lol. Are you sure thats not a dried leaf? I've done that before.. [:D]
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As a firm believer in empirical study I got a snail and played to it a loop of the sound of Star Treks Teleportation Beam thingy ...after three hours of this it disappeared !!....
Actually....I think it just got bored and left....cripes who knows where it might...*CRUNCH !!*...ahhh !!..I think I just found it !!
Lol. Are you sure thats not a dried leaf? I've done that before.. [:D]
LOL !!..I wish it were a dry leaf !!...i think it had built a nest on my chair ..and then i sat down !!..oh well !!..
hey..what are you doing up so late ?..oh...of course..no school tomorrow..YAYYYYYYYYYYY !!!
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LOL you guys are funny tonight!! LOL Thanks for the laughs!
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LOL you guys are funny tonight!! LOL Thanks for the laughs!
Lol, I know. I love all you guys here [:)]. I've been on this site and 2AM once.. addiction. [:P]
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When I turned on my PC this morning, on the screen were lots of snails congregating around a tin of luncheon meat - they were Spam e-snails.
But, seriously folks, a lot of the snails round where I live drive customised cars - the Renault Clio being amongst their favourite models. These Gary Snails meet in the carpark of our local Tesco in the early hours with a cacophany of BOOM tsssshh BOOM tsssshh music blaring from speakers the size of Tahiti. The speakers are so big they can't actually fit them in their cars so they leave them in the carpark and just plug in when they get there.
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Hi DoctorBeaver,
Where do you live? [:P]
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How do they teleport?
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Yes.. I think I may have gotten this fact completely and utterly WRONG. [:P]
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Hi DoctorBeaver,
Where do you live? [:P]
Beaverland [^]
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LOL [;D]
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What's funny about that? [:(!]
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Erm... It's just the way you said it. You said it as "Beeeeeeeeeaverland" and it sounded weird. I mean, everyone knows Beaverland exists!
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Erm... It's just the way you said it. You said it as "Beeeeeeeeeaverland" and it sounded weird. I mean, everyone knows Beaverland exists!
Of course it exists!
http://docslodge.frih.net/ (http://docslodge.frih.net/)
I've got the builders in at the moment [:D]
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Erm... It's just the way you said it. You said it as "Beeeeeeeeeaverland" and it sounded weird. I mean, everyone knows Beaverland exists!
Of course it exists!
http://docslodge.frih.net/ (http://docslodge.frih.net/)
I've got the builders in at the moment [:D]
hay, Doc. since when did beavers use outside contractors? and which part of the dam were they plastering last month?
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Doctor. Thanks for the link, it was.. "interesting" [;D]
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Erm... It's just the way you said it. You said it as "Beeeeeeeeeaverland" and it sounded weird. I mean, everyone knows Beaverland exists!
Of course it exists!
http://docslodge.frih.net/ (http://docslodge.frih.net/)
I've got the builders in at the moment [:D]
hay, Doc. since when did beavers use outside contractors? and which part of the dam were they plastering last month?
Oh dear, you weren't paying attention were you. It says docslodge. Lodge, not dam. tsk!
Anyway, why shouldn't beavers use outside contractors? Don't be specieist!
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slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL [^]
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LOL [;D]
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slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL [^]
And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!
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slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL [^]
And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!
well yes, i thought everyone knew that and thanks for reminding us Doc because its important. Never sit on one or you find yourself in a time space rift.... not pleasant at all.... there is lots of 80ty music and power shoulder pads to put up with....
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slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL [^]
And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!
well yes, i thought everyone knew that and thanks for reminding us Doc because its important. Never sit on one or you find yourself in a time space rift.... not pleasant at all.... there is lots of 80ty music and power shoulder pads to put up with....
Indeed. Plus I got married in the 80s & I don't want to go through that again! <shudder> [xx(]
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slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL [^]
And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!
well yes, i thought everyone knew that and thanks for reminding us Doc because its important. Never sit on one or you find yourself in a time space rift.... not pleasant at all.... there is lots of 80ty music and power shoulder pads to put up with....
Indeed. Plus I got married in the 80s & I don't want to go through that again! <shudder> [xx(]
No 80's music is the best, i always have 80s fm on. oh the days when wearing girly clothes was fashionable....and not just something you did on a weekend..........
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slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL [^]
And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!
well yes, i thought everyone knew that and thanks for reminding us Doc because its important. Never sit on one or you find yourself in a time space rift.... not pleasant at all.... there is lots of 80ty music and power shoulder pads to put up with....
Indeed. Plus I got married in the 80s & I don't want to go through that again! <shudder> [xx(]
No 80's music is the best, i always have 80s fm on. oh the days when wearing girly clothes was fashionable....and not just something you did on a weekend..........
greeting person from the twilight zone............... we retreat in peace!............. [:o] [;D] [;D]
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Greetings hadrian [:)]
For one reason or another, i doubt 80's music will ever go out of fashion. Where would christmas, for one, be without good old 80s music!
incidently, i like the new look sheep.
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Greetings hadrian [:)]
For one reason or another, i doubt 80's music will ever go out of fashion. Where would christmas, for one, be without good old 80s music!
incidently, i like the new look sheep.
yes it reflects there true origins. how is poem writing thees days? as for christmas it would live................ LOL
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slugs don't teleport they use worm holes ................... LOL [^]
And the silvery trails they leave are ruptures from our universe into hyperspace!
well yes, i thought everyone knew that and thanks for reminding us Doc because its important. Never sit on one or you find yourself in a time space rift.... not pleasant at all.... there is lots of 80ty music and power shoulder pads to put up with....
Indeed. Plus I got married in the 80s & I don't want to go through that again! <shudder> [xx(]
No 80's music is the best, i always have 80s fm on. oh the days when wearing girly clothes was fashionable....and not just something you did on a weekend..........
Strange chap [:)]
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maybye, just maybe, snails were told by god that snails cant ever be seeen teleporting so they decided not to but the snails still belived that the snails couldn't be seen going fast. so the snail is always slow when we look at it but, when we look away khzam!!!! there off at a whizzing 22,000 mph untill someone sees then or they get tired [O8)]
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there was a report about a snail teleporting in to a dackery by mistake he got bared for doing it [^]
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Hackery Dackery Dock
The snail slid up the clock [:D]
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There was an Indonesian folktale telling about a mousedeer having a race with a snail. The mousedeer was so confident he would win since snails are slow. When the race began, the mousedeer ran on the land while the snail swam through the river. Everytime the mousedeer called for the snail, the snail always showed up in front of him. In the end, the snail won. The trick was there were multiple identical snails inside the river. Everytime the mousedeer called, a snail which was located in front of the mousedeer should appear himself, giving the impression that the snail ran/swam faster than the mousedeer.