[Variola]

Some of you have seen this before, but I thought it may help or account for Variolas numb and dribbly mouth...

http://www.godbitesman.com/home/2009/7/20/banned-german-sprite-ad-has-to-be-seen-to-be-believed.html

Vid doesn't work at the mo.  [] But I can imagine what it was like coming from you...  []

And for those of you a little puzzled.... my facebook status yesterday was that I was numb and dribbly... ( after having my tooth fixed!)

[Variola]

Hi Herman, I'm just giving you a hard time.  I'm Carolyn, nice to meet you.  Haven't been around much lately so you wouldn't know who I am....I'm the nicest one on the forum....okay, not as nice as Karen & MIL, but  MUCH nicer than JimBob, that Beaver character and Paul.  I'm even sweeter than Neil, but shhhhh....don't tell him I said that. []

the MiL is in no way nicer than me! And my member is not missing, it's just been on vacation!

Ah yes I saw a small worm in my garden this morning...

[Carolyn]

Hi Herman, I'm just giving you a hard time.  I'm Carolyn, nice to meet you.  Haven't been around much lately so you wouldn't know who I am....I'm the nicest one on the forum....okay, not as nice as Karen & MIL, but  MUCH nicer than JimBob, that Beaver character and Paul.  I'm even sweeter than Neil, but shhhhh....don't tell him I said that. []

the MiL is in no way nicer than me! And my member is not missing, it's just been on vacation!

Just yanking your chain to see if you're paying attention.  

[Karen W.]

Hi Herman...nice thread!
Hi Everyone! Hope you all are having a great day!

[Don_1]

I just checked and I can report that my member is still in the right place.



No, not inuendo, I just thought I'd do a MILf at this juncture, look at her posts!!!

"He has already gripped me obviously."

"Titter yee not."

Always something suggestive. Tch tch tch.

Anyway, I was in Harrogate yesterday for the close of the Home & Gift show.

[Karen W.]

I do not spend too much time in this forum.. I learn things every day here and feel it a great place to expand my mind and spend the time I have inside here, rather then being bummed because my life outside here sucks! So I aspire to spend more time here as long as I am learning and enjoying it in the forum! I love all the members.. AND TOPICS ARE VARIED AND INFORMATIVE...so I think Stats are NOT NECESSARILY relative to people spending TOO MUCH TIME unless they speak for themselves.[] []

[neilep]

As a sheepy I of course visited the local nunnery to acquire the services of the young chaste , compliant and obedient nuns and to my relief, upon the result of a thorough inspection, I am  happy to say that I have no missing members !.....They are secure................swollen !!...................but secure !

[Karen W.]

OH Man.. You are such a naughty Sheepy! LOL..LOL....
Glad you are ll in tack!You must have had a hell of day!

[Carolyn]

I do not spend too much time in this forum.. I learn things every day here and feel it a great place to expand my mind and spend the time I have inside here, rather then being bummed because my life outside here sucks! So I aspire to spend more time here as long as I am learning and enjoying it in the forum! I love all the members.. AND TOPICS ARE VARIED AND INFORMATIVE...so I think Stats are NOT NECESSARILY relative to people spending TOO MUCH TIME unless they speak for themselves.[] []

As a matter of fact, I was speaking for myself.  It was simply a light hearted attempt to make Herman feel at home with the amount of time he spent here.  Had I known you would find my post so offensive I would have worded it differently.  My apologies.

[Karen W.]

Carolyn I also found YOUR POST very LIGHT HEARTED, THUS the reason I CRACKED the JOKE with the WINK  AND THE SMILE at you at THE END OF MY POST! I in no way was offended just trying to be funny also!


I see you edited your post today.. it was not necessary, I knew you were joking!

Please do not take it any other way! If you had offended me I would have said so!
 
Please there was no offense taken or any intended to you..
My apologies if you thought that.
 
I will assume you just missed those smilies!

[Carolyn]

Carolyn I also found YOUR POST very LIGHT HEARTED, THUS the reason I CRACKED the JOKE with the WINK  AND THE SMILE at you at THE END OF MY POST! I in no way was offended just trying to be funny also!


I see you edited your post today.. it was not necessary, I knew you were joking!

Please do not take it any other way! If you had offended me I would have said so!
 
Please there was no offense taken or any intended to you..
My apologies if you thought that.
 
I will assume you just missed those smilies!

I'm glad all is well then.  I did edit the post...but it was only a spelling error...I changed a d to a t....you know how I hate making those. []

[paul.fr]

Even though I haven't read them, I am very offended by Carolyn's remarks and will be cancelling my subscription to air conditioning monthly!!!

[Carolyn]

Even though I haven't read them, I am very offended by Carolyn's remarks and will be cancelling my subscription to air conditioning monthly!!!

Hmpht!!!  Now I'm offended you didn't read my remarks....and why would you EVER cancel your subscription.....that magazine is very helpful and a fascinating read! I can't tell you how much of a life saver it has been in helping with my insomnia![!] []

[Carolyn]

To be honest, I hardly read any of the dross you post!

I'm relieved...now I don't feel so bad about not reading all the BS you toss about.

[Carolyn]

Who am I? Coberst!?
This is why I don't come here too often, redneck ingrates without a high school education!

OMG!!!  I can't believe you called me a REDNECK!!!  I'm heartbroken and think I'm going to cry now!  I'll expect roses for an apology!!!

.....and must you continually use big words I don't understand?   []

[Karen W.]

Carolyn I also found YOUR POST very LIGHT HEARTED, THUS the reason I CRACKED the JOKE with the WINK  AND THE SMILE at you at THE END OF MY POST! I in no way was offended just trying to be funny also!


I see you edited your post today.. it was not necessary, I knew you were joking!

Please do not take it any other way! If you had offended me I would have said so!
 
Please there was no offense taken or any intended to you..
My apologies if you thought that.
 
I will assume you just missed those smilies!

I'm glad all is well then.  I did edit the post...but it was only a spelling error...I changed a d to a t....you know how I hate making those. []

Good to hear... No worries!

[Ethos]

OMG!!!  I can't believe you called me a REDNECK!!!  I'm heartbroken and think I'm going to cry now!  I'll expect roses for an apology!!!

.....and must you continually use big words I don't understand?   []

The term 'red neck' comes from the union wars in the Kentucky coal fields. The coal miners in support of the union were in the habit of wearing a red handkerchief around their necks to show their solidarity. And BTW, I'm a red neck and proud of it!!!

[Carolyn]

OMG!!!  I can't believe you called me a REDNECK!!!  I'm heartbroken and think I'm going to cry now!  I'll expect roses for an apology!!!

.....and must you continually use big words I don't understand?   []

The term 'red neck' comes from the union wars in the Kentucky coal fields. The coal miners in support of the union were in the habit of wearing a red handkerchief around their necks to show their solidarity. And BTW, I'm a red neck and proud of it!!!

Yes, I am well aware that is one of many thoughts as to the origin of the term red neck.  I'm sure though, that Paul was not referring to any of these honorable references, as stated in his above post.  As we all know, in modern usage, rednecks are typified as white racists, that have rebel flags flying in their front yard with signs saying "The south will rise again" (though usually misspelled). They drive big pick up trucks, have beer bellies, chew and spit tobacco and marry their cousins and have far too many children and are uneducated.

All I said was that I couldn't believe Paul called me a redneck, which was justified since I am none of the above mentioned definitions of a redneck.  I made no derogatory comments towards rednecks....PAUL DID...so I do find it interesting that you found my post so offensive instead of his.

LOL...Paul....who else are you going to try and get me in trouble with??

[Carolyn]

I can clearly see how you upset Karen and so many others, and I don't have the time to talk to petty minded southerners. Not only that but I'm sure you don't have the time either between shooting people on your land, in your big truck with antlers on the radiator whilst chewing and spitting out your baccy.

Oh, and best not forget to plan that wedding between your cousins!

I gave up the baccy years ago and thats why I sure have a purty mouth!!!

And as for that wedding with my cousin.....you should see him!  He's hot.  He has brand new store bought teeth!

[Karen W.]

Brand new Store bought teeth! YEE HAW!!!!! LOL..Your too funny! LOL....