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General Science => General Science => Topic started by: Simon on 23/12/2004 14:13:49
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HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET - WOMAN
ANALYSIS
ELEMENT : Woman
SYMBOL : W02U
DISCOVERER : Adam
ATOMIC MASS : Accepted as 55Kgs but known to vary from 45-225 Kgs
OCCURANCE : Copious quantities in all urban areas with trace elements found in most places
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :
1. Surface is usually covered in powder or painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes for no reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied gently to selected points
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES :
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and most precious stones.
2. Absorbs quantities of expensive substances.
3. Explodes spontaneously without warning and for no reason.
4. Softens and takes on a rosy glow when soaked in hot water.
5. Activity greatly increases with saturation in alcohol.
6. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES :
1. Highly ornamental - especially in sports car.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
TESTS :
1. Pure specimen turns bright pink when discovered in its natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
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i like it too much and i placed it in my orkut sorry for that simon. But i Also Placed you name at the end.
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What's this? Did you make it up or not? I'm not sure weather to feel offended or not. It is a bit degrading, I would explode but that would only prove you right. Were you trying to arouse some anger, well I guess it doesn't matter does it?
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