[varsigma (OP)]

Two of Darth Vader's minions walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, "So how's the planet conquering business, guys?"
One of the minions says, "Well, you know, gain a world, lose a soul" . . .

[varsigma (OP)]

Trump Jumps the Electric Shark

. . . this is actually a plug for a new kid's game, in which a lifelike Trump doll jumps off a platform and hopefully avoids a tank with a realistic shark swimming in it!

The Trump doll is equipped with a speaker capable of 7.5 Watts peak output, with a volume knob and a separate dial for the level of crazy, from onset to fullblown dementia! Enjoy listening to your favorite quotes from the man Himself before sending him to his potential doom! Will he be eaten by the shark, or just get a realistic looking jolt?

Batteries not included.