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Title: Shakespeare Joke Of The Day !
Post by: neilep on 03/11/2011 13:18:42
Bill walks into his local pub and orders a pint.
"Sorry Bill" says the landlord "because of your behaviour last night you're not welcome here any more"
"What !!" exclaims Bill
"Yep "replies the landlord  " you're Bard"






 [;D]


Title: Shakespeare Joke Of The Day !
Post by: Don_1 on 04/11/2011 08:46:05
Bill walks into his local butcher and says "Perchance, would you be in possession of a fine lamb shank, my good man?"

The butcher says "Get out, you're bahed".
Title: Shakespeare Joke Of The Day !
Post by: neilep on 04/11/2011 11:43:14
Bill wakes up one day to find that he's been turned into a rigid piece of evenly shaped metal ! "oh no !"  he exclaims " .."I've been Bard"
Title: Shakespeare Joke Of The Day !
Post by: neilep on 04/11/2011 11:55:18
McDonalds are introducing a new Shakespeare themed burger inspired by the Scottish tragedy...it's a McBeth !  [;D]
Title: Shakespeare Joke Of The Day !
Post by: Geezer on 05/11/2011 03:42:12
He do hath a way with women.
Title: Shakespeare Joke Of The Day !
Post by: Geezer on 05/11/2011 04:03:45
Young Bill is hanging out down the boozer with his mates.

"Wotcha writing now, young Bill me lad?"

"Ho! Tis a merrie playe I hath nam-ed Dick Turd."

"Forsooth! Be ye totally mental? No honest man will lay down good coin to witness a playe of such evil portent."

"What might thee instead?"

"Nameth it Richard the Turd"

Title: Shakespeare Joke Of The Day !
Post by: RD on 05/11/2011 04:07:16
Sign in camping shop window ...

"Now is the winter of our discount tent"
Title: Shakespeare Joke Of The Day !
Post by: Don_1 on 05/11/2011 17:00:02
It wouldn't be right to miss out this one from the Carry On (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvs4bOMv5Xw) crew. Eat your heart out Bill!
Title: Shakespeare Joke Of The Day !
Post by: neilep on 05/11/2011 19:25:28
Kwality clip Monsieur Don !


Sign in Anti-Capitalism shop window

"To bank or not to bank, that is the query"
Title: Shakespeare Joke Of The Day !
Post by: Geezer on 06/11/2011 01:41:03
>Geek On

Although I admire his literature, I have to point out that he was pretty hopeless at digital engineering. "To be or not to be" will only produce a race condition, so it's hardly surprising that Hamlet was confused.

>Geek Off
Title: Shakespeare Joke Of The Day !
Post by: RD on 06/11/2011 06:45:09
Quote from: Geezer on 06/11/2011 01:41:03
>Geek On

Although I admire his literature, I have to point out that he was pretty hopeless at digital engineering. "To be or not to be" will only produce a race condition, so it's hardly surprising that Hamlet was confused.

>Geek Off

there are only 10 types of people who will understand that: those who do and those who don't (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_joke#Jokes_with_numeral_bases).