[varsigma (OP)]

This is about a place that actually still exists. It's a suburb that was once basically a railway station and a big railyard.
You get the idea.

Evidently Frankton town

Frankton, Frankton, you're a load of bloody plankton.
Frankton, Wankton, I did not get thanked in,
Frankton.

My Dad once dranked in,
And I once banked in,
Frankton

The streets were manked in,
The Pub bloody stanked in,
Me account got blanked in,
Frankton.

Frankton, Wankton, don't get too skanked in;
You won't get bloody thanked in,
Frankton.

[paul cotter]

I think you need a holiday!

[varsigma (OP)]

I think you need a holiday!

Good idea. I can work on my poetry.