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On the Lighter Side => New Theories => Topic started by: ScientificSorcerer on 29/08/2014 04:38:38
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Resurrecting a demigod
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I know that what I'm about to write may be offensive to some readers, but I say these things in good faith. I am merely stating that this could be possible so please don't get upset, for I am just saying what could be possible.
It's really quite simple, the resurrection of Jesus Christ of Nazareth [:o]
Here's how It could be done, all you need is a little Jesus DNA and wham! you can clone your very own Jesus, But were can you get the DNA of Jesus? The answer to that question is simple, There exists an artifact which is called "The shroud of Turin" which is supposed to have the DNA of Jesus on it, it's even been scientifically examined and it might actually have the DNA of Jesus on it.
Take a look at this video.
It would be VERY BAD to clone Jesus because biblically speaking if it is actually him and you "induced the second coming" and you would have subsequently "brought about the end of days" because Jesus is supposed come back during the end times... [:(]
What do ya'll think about this theory.
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It wouldn't be him, but a mere clone. It would be another son of God though, so it would still be an interesting experiment.
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David Cooper
Yes, you get the point [:D] It would be quite interesting indeed, If you cloned Jesus then you could see for your self if Jesus is half god and if he had inherited genetic psychic powers. you would also prove weather or not if Christianity is real, if god exists and a whole host of spiritual stuff.
In order to do what I said, it would require some high level criminal activity, because it is illegal to clone humans in most parts of the world.
Not only that, the shroud is a priceless artifact and it's not like they will just give you some of it, you would most likely have to steal it which is like stealing the Mona Lisa (sort of). Or you could pose as a geneticist and ask them for a sample of the blood to do "genetic tests" to see if there is any difference in the DNA. Just tell them what they what to hear mean-wile you conduct the cloning. either way, you would need a huge pair down stairs to do this sort of thing. [;)]
It would never the less cause a huge uproar in the catholic church if they ever found out, But I wonder if you gave them the Idea, they might try it themselves (which is a scary prospect if you think about it.) imagine what the catholic church could do if they cloned Jesus, If they could exhibit a real psychic Jesus clone then their religion would explode! from 1 billion followers to 4 billion followers or more, the possibility for monetary gain would unfathomable.
imagine a half god clone army [:0] holy crap.