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Geology, Palaeontology & Archaeology / Could There Be Dinosaurs Floating In Space ?

« on: 05/07/2022 18:42:47 »

Dearest Dinosaurologists and the spirit of  Dicky  (quick kwiz, whom am I referring to ?,,,,easy peasy lemon squeezy)




Dinosaurs are my all time favourite animal that lived millions and millions*of years ago !  Out of all the Triassic reptilian animals that existed millions of years ago, Dinosaurs are my No 1 fave.


(* For all the creationists, that's a bigger number than 6000. I know it's difficult because it;s a big number but.....try !!)




Look here's a happy bunch having their day ruined by a cataclysmic event.



A happy bunch of Dinos about to have their day ruined millions of years ago just now. Bona-fide real photo from the time.






So, as a consequence of the extinction event do ewe think it's probable that bits of dinosaurs are floating around us in orbit ?

I’m referring to the impact blast ejecting Dino space bound.



I propose we send some paleontologists up there with a net




whajafink ?




Hugs and shmishes




sheepy
xxxxxx








Oh Dino, Oh Dino
I hear ewe went to war
With a massive rock from outer space
And now you're dino-SORE !!!  lol

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Technology / What Question Could You Ask To Determine Sentience Of An AI ?

« on: 28/06/2022 13:47:11 »

Recent news that Google may or may not have a sentient AI


Google's 'sentient AI' likened to a 7-year-old child by engineer | Metro News


so, what question could you ask it to determine if the answer is a sentient one or not ? and what specifics of the answer would determine that ?


whajafink ?



hugs and shmishes

mwah mwah


sheepy
xxx

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Just Chat! / Eyes On Exoplanets Is A Great Site

« on: 15/06/2022 15:11:08 »

Just for those who like to play with Exoplanets. NASA has this great site here Exo Pioneer (nasa.gov) it's quite fun to play around with.

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Technology / What Is The Benefit Of Cryogenically Treating Cables ?

« on: 15/06/2022 14:23:52 »

Dearest Coldologists,


As a sheepy I luff my music, in fact I absolutely luff it very muchly. Sad to say but I'm a bit geeky when it comes to Hi Fi components and my interconnects and loudspeaker cables are Deep Cryogenically treated. Now I recall doing blind tests and there was a definite improvement in dynamic and control when using these cables.


Can ewe tell me  what the science is and why treating  audio cables cryogenically makes such an improvement ?  would this method work for cables of any kind for any use ?


whajafink ?




Sheepy










High Five To Hi Fi Geeks
Why have a scallion when one can have a Leek ?

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General Science / Absolute Zero. How Do We Know It's Temperature If It's Impossible To Reach ?

« on: 15/06/2022 12:44:49 »

Salutations Academians,


As a sheepy I of course know everything there is to know about......being a sheep. Ewe would think and expect this knowledge to include all there is to know about Absolute Zero, I mean, it's obvious isn't it ? Sheep= Absolute Zero knowledge. Blatant !! Surprisingly and astonishingly though I am somewhat lacking in that regard.




Take a look at Kelvin the Fridge/Freezer



Kelvin The Fridge Freezer Just Moments Ago

As ewe can see one of Kelvins USP's is that he can attain the temperature of Absolute Zero ! But Absolute Zero is impossible to attain yes ? Whilst I consider what actions to take can someone please inform me of how is it known the temperature of Absolute zero if that temperature is impossible to reach ?



whajafink ?




husg and shmishes






mwah mwah xxxxx








neil





"johnny"
"yes, sheepy"
"have ewe finished with your legal team ? I need some litigation advice about a freezer"
"yep, they're all yours "
"thanks Johnny, are we still on for performing at Wembley ?"
"see ewe on stage sheepy"


 

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Physics, Astronomy & Cosmology / Does The Gravity Of A Black Hole Travel Faster Than The Speed Of Light ?

« on: 14/06/2022 16:46:06 »

Dearest Blackhologists,

If nothing can go faster than the speed of light in the universe, then  in contrast ,surely the 'gravity' of a black hole must do eh ? Is there an explanation for the gravitational pull/speed being so strong that light can not escape ? Is gravity...travelling then ?

whajafink ?











"no officer, I'm not driving I'm travelling'......sheeesh !!!!!!

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Physics, Astronomy & Cosmology / How Can Voyager Be In Interstellar Space If They Haven't passed The Oort Cloud ?

« on: 06/06/2022 17:14:53 »

Dear Peeps Of My Respek and Academic Distinguishment,




Take a look at this bona-fide piccy I just took of Voyager 1 just moments ago.





Voyager One (or two...I didn't ask )  Just Moments ago




Why do they say Voyager 1 and 2 are in interstellar space when they have not passed the Oort cloud ?


what's that all about ? Should not Interstellar Space be PAST the OOOOOORRRTTTTTTT CLOUD ?


whajafink ?

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Plant Sciences, Zoology & Evolution / Do Spiders Cooperate ?

« on: 28/05/2022 15:44:33 »

I just witnessed these two spiders either working collectively wrapping up supper in my garage....or in competition or just so euphorically engaged that they did not notice each other....which is it ?

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Geology, Palaeontology & Archaeology / Can Anyone Tell Me About This Rock ?

« on: 28/05/2022 14:04:43 »

Can anyone give me some context about this rock/stone in my garden? How did the other stones become attached ? what's the plant ? What of the rock itself ?

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Physiology & Medicine / Does reasoning like humans exist in one species only ?

« on: 28/05/2022 13:56:17 »

Do ewe think it would have been possible for another species with the same rationale, intellect and thought processes as humans to have evolved along side humans ? (besides myself that is!)


Or, do you think that our existence is prerequisite upon only ONE species being able to think like humans ? One per planet ?




whajafink ?

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Plant Sciences, Zoology & Evolution / Why Are There No Freshwater Cephalopods?

« on: 28/05/2022 13:20:12 »

Dearest Celaphalopdologists,
Meet Arbuthnot Saline The 3rd. He's a happy chappy living the ocean life, carefree , nonchalant and a bit of a player !!

But, there is one thing that bothers him, he's got no cousins that live in fresh water ? why's that then ?

Why are there no freshwater squid, octopi,  etc etc ?






Arbuthnot ' Spearheading' the campaign (pun intended) to lay down the foundation for a freshwater cephalopod community.

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Physiology & Medicine / Can You Define What a Woman Is ?

« on: 28/05/2022 12:15:01 »

Why oh why do some people struggle to define what a woman is ?


(This could be ' just Chat;  but it's also I think the ideal section to post this question.)


whajafink ?





Mine......a grown female with XX chromosome's , with all the apparatus to have babies ...cervix, uterus , boobies lol etc !


Please add your own or elaborate on mine !


What's your definition ?

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Physics, Astronomy & Cosmology / Why does The Sun's Polarity Change Every 11 years and Earth's is so unreliable ?

« on: 27/05/2022 19:39:23 »

Dearest Polarity experts ?

The Sun is well big, a million Earths could fit inside it making it nice and cosy (cozy- USA translation service)..sheesh !! )  during those harsh winter climes. Of course, there are much larger stars, Stephenson2-18 for instance but none of them compare to Sheepys ego .....................of course !! (I am an 'arrogant-free-sheepy')

Anyway, digressing like I do I want to get to the main topic in that why does the Sun's polarity change ? why every 11 years ? and why does Earths change so irregularly like every 300000 years etc and we are well overdue !! What's the universal standard Solar Polarity Change Interval nowadays ?

Your thoughts would be most gratefully received.


Zank ewe


Neil
xxxxxx



Oh Sun, ewe change your mind every 11 years
Flipping your head between both ears
Making your spots so very dull
As ewe flip between your North/South pole.

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Physics, Astronomy & Cosmology / With unlimited budget, what would be your ideal space exploration project ?

« on: 27/05/2022 18:39:54 »

With unlimited budget and resources, what would be your ideal space/astronomical/cosmological exploration project ?


Would love to hear some of your ideas.

Mine would be to see how well fleas poo in space !....this would be a paradigm shift in our understanding of everything !

What's yours ?

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Physiology & Medicine / Can JUST a head survive ?

« on: 27/05/2022 18:32:28 »

Dear Cranial Inplantologists,

As a sheepy I just love my head being where it is. Each day I find it at the end of my neck and it pleases me no end.

Say I was the unfortunate casualty of a horrific happenstance ! A very serious papercut that separates my brain bowl from my body.
I know the outpour of grief would stop the Earth spinning but Could my head(or anybody else's head) remain alive and well if attached to the appropriate equipment


As a firm believer in empirical study I perchance found myself removing my neighbour's *head at 3am this morning and with the aid of Lego I created a toy car that I threw at it  !..A toy car that after all my endless research (none) I thought was the appropriate equipment...................anyway no luck there !....sheesh !!!


whajafink ?










*Please do not try this tat home, I am a trained neighbour-head remover.

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Physics, Astronomy & Cosmology / Does The Universe Spin ?

« on: 27/05/2022 14:48:42 »

Dear Universologists,



The Universe Just Moments Ago !! Uh OH !!!....all the Flat Earthers out there will now pronounce the Universe is flat !!




CD's spin, the Earth Spins, The Solar System Spins, The Galaxy Spins, Globular Clusters Spin....everything spins.....even candy floss spins !!




so, d'ya fink the Universe Spins ?




I dunno !!


I'm asking ewe cos ewe know stuff !!






Sheepy
xxx








Ewe spin me right round Uni
Right round Like Candy-floss Uni
Right round !!round round !!

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General Science / Are Black Holes The Blackest Things Ever ?

« on: 27/05/2022 14:35:51 »

Dearest Naked Science Peeps,



Are black holes the blackest things ever ? even blacker than the black paint stuff that is really black ?


I asked the sheep in 'Baa Baa Black Sheep' and all it did was donate wool to a Master, a Dame and a Boy !!..I mean, what kind of help is that ? absolutely rubbish !!!






Sagittarius A just moments ago.

















whajafink ?




Hugs et les shmishes




mwah mwah mwah


Neilxxxxxx





Baa Baa Black Sheep
Are Blackholes the blackest thing ever ?
I just donate wool
Which I think is very klevur !!

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Physics, Astronomy & Cosmology / Can A Gravitational Wave Cause Physical Damage ?

« on: 27/05/2022 13:09:23 »

Dearest Gravtiationalists with degrees in Gravitationology,


Look at the below picture which I just took !









Bona Fide Piccy Of A Gravitational Wave Taken Just Moments ago.




As a Sheepy I of course know everything there is to know about photographing astronomical/cosmological phenomena. I mean, look at it !..it's a great piccy !


Can Gravitational waves Cause Physical Harm ?  say, they were mega strong ? What am I going to feel as they pass through me ?  Will I puke sheepy sick ?




whajafink ?




Hugs and shmishes




mwah mwah mwah !!


Neil
Executive Sheep In Charge Of This Kweschun.
xxxxx










Oh Gravity, Oh Gravity
Ewe make me wanna rave
With your charismatic charge
As ewe pass you make me wave

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Plant Sciences, Zoology & Evolution / Can A Cuttlefish Act As A Video display ?

« on: 02/04/2022 15:58:37 »

Dearest Cuttlefishologists ,


Take a look at Henry:



Henry just Moments Ago


Henry wants to serve a purpose after he's "quit the earth" and wants to know if he can become a video display ?


With he's multifaceted skin adaptiveness and ability to mimic his surroundings do you think it's possible ?


I don't know.....I'm a sheep not a shark !!


whajafink ?




Hugs et les shmishes


mwah mwah mwah xxx




Neil




With a skin and hue and camouflage way
Can henry become a video display ?

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Plant Sciences, Zoology & Evolution / Do Animals That Live In Caves Or The Bottom Of The Sea Follow A 24hr Lifecycle ?

« on: 17/09/2021 14:54:52 »

Dear Klevur peeps,


Some animals live in a cave all their life or others may live at the bottom of the sea never ever seeing sunlight.

Do they still follow a 24 hour cycle ? sleeping ? do they follow seasons ?




whajafink ?






Neil
xxxx