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Title: Alizarin Red & annoying roommates
Post by: elegantlywasted on 16/02/2006 01:08:54
hey guys

does anyone know where i can find Alizarin Red dye? Or any other dye that does weird (non harmul things) to your body... ive got a roommate whos really p*ssin me off!

meg
Title: Re: Alizarin Red & annoying roommates
Post by: neilep on 18/02/2006 01:16:45
Why not secretly intravenously feed him with carrot juice when he's asleep  ?!!...he'll turn orange !!..I can speak from experience here...I became addicted to the stuff and I suffered the hue and tones of orangey joy !!

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!
Title: Re: Alizarin Red & annoying roommates
Post by: Ray hinton on 19/02/2006 00:04:25
wait untill the annoying room mate,( we dont know if its male or female )is in a sound sleep, then **** them with a heavy  frying pan, the clang is quite melodic [xx(] [}:)]

RE-HAB IS FOR QUITTERS.
Title: Re: Alizarin Red & annoying roommates
Post by: elegantlywasted on 19/02/2006 01:14:16
thats the problem :) she wakes us up in the wee hours by slamming doors, doing her dishes, cooking at 4am... her alarm clock will go off for an hour and as soon as you knock on the door she wakes up... I'm looking for a fun way to get back at her.
Title: Re: Alizarin Red & annoying roommates
Post by: Ray hinton on 19/02/2006 01:28:57
pity your in canada,i know a black belt and she is a right punchy mare,picks on all the women in pubs,but she is really nice looking,wouldnt think it of her, yeah she would sort her out,
Title: Re: Alizarin Red & annoying roommates
Post by: tonycsm on 19/02/2006 03:48:40
Wait till she's had a skin full or just falls deeply asleep then sneak in and carefully put her hand in a bucket of cool water - she'll maybe not be amused when she p's herself but if you get it out of the way before she realises it, she'll never know and you'll have a smug look for years to come!
It works too!!!!!
Title: Re: Alizarin Red & annoying roommates
Post by: neilep on 19/02/2006 04:08:41
quote:
Originally posted by tonycsm

Wait till she's had a skin full or just falls deeply asleep then sneak in and carefully put her hand in a bucket of cool water - she'll maybe not be amused when she p's herself but if you get it out of the way before she realises it, she'll never know and you'll have a smug look for years to come!
It works too!!!!!



That's a great one that is [:D]....why does it make you wet yourself ?

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!
Title: Re: Alizarin Red & annoying roommates
Post by: tonycsm on 19/02/2006 09:43:59
Hi Neil,
Well I'm sure there'll be someone out there who will give you a full scientific answer, but all I know is that when I was at Uni, some students did that to a couple of well oiled students and it had the desired effect!

As for the victims of the joke - Pleased they were NOT!!!

Try this: the next time you want to urinate desperately, try putting your hand under a cold running tap - just make sure your fly is undone first!!!! I've had some close escapes when washing my hands after working on some dirty jobs before dashing to the loo!!!