[Pseudoscience-is-malarkey (OP)]

or something?

[vhfpmr]

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[alancalverd]

Obviously. Men have bigger hands than women, women do not have penises.

[Bored chemist]

Looking beyond humanity, the answer is still yes.
Compare, for example, the mammal of your choice (hand size "x", penis size "y") with amoebae  (hand size 0, penis size 0) .

[alancalverd]

Looking beyond humanity, the answer is still yes.

Except barnacles. And on another thread, varsigma will argue that 0/0 is any value you like.

[Bored chemist]

The ratio zero / zero is undefined.
But (0,0) is a perfectly valid coordinate on a graph and the correlation is pretty clear, albeit on a small data set.
(units are inches)

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[paul cotter]

Have you lot not got better ideas to discuss? Something more edifying or interesting??

[alancalverd]

Like what? Politics and philosophy are just childish willy-waving.

[paul cotter]

How about "science" for a start. And good morning to you, sir.

[alancalverd]

OK, here's some science
 

Barnacles probably have the largest penis to body size ratio of the animal kingdom, up to eight times their body length.

which seems a bit unnecessary as they are hermaphroditic.  It fascinated Darwin, and who am I to belittle such genius?

The reason, of course, is that they are disinclined to move once they have found a comfortable rock - travel exposes them to predation. With the growth of Amazon, Zoom and Netflix, there is less and less requirement for humans to leave their rock, so the future anatomy of our species is disturbingly predictable.

HY's ambition for human colonisation of the universe probably demands that our descendants initially acquire a radiation-proof carapace and cling on to rocks (at least one future subspecies is still called Klingon) in an intertidal zone, so it all makes sense. 

[Pseudoscience-is-malarkey (OP)]

women do not have penises.

I hope you didn't disappointingly find that out too late into a relationship.

[alancalverd]

Times have changed, my friend.

 A local headteacher (I could be excommunicated for calling them a headmistress) tells me that her fullyinclusiveexceptforboys school is required by law to employ a visiting specialist counsellor who tells the nongendered pupils (none of whom have short hair, a bristly chin or even a Y chromosome) that "there is no such thing as a woman". 

The next generation is in for quite a surprise: who does which and with what and to whom is no longer part of the curriculum.

[Bored chemist]

Anyone who has grown up realises that hand size correlates with age.