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On the Lighter Side => That CAN'T be true! => Topic started by: Hadrian on 18/10/2006 18:20:55

Title: OAP in hospital after horror stoat attack
Post by: Hadrian on 18/10/2006 18:20:55

AN 89-year-old Belleeks man is recovering in hospital after being attacked while he slept in bed by a small but ferocious wild animal, writes Donal O’Reilly.

During the incident, which occurred in the early hours of October 7, John Kelly suffered bites to his face and the inside of his mouth. The attack is believed to have been carried out by a stoat, which is sometimes inaccurately referred to in this country as a weasel. However, there are no weasels in Ireland.

The most horrific aspect of the incident was, according to Mr Kelly, that he awoke to find the animal’s head in his mouth as it sucked on his blood. Speaking to the Democrat from his hospital bed, Mr Kelly explained: “I was asleep but I was woken up by the pain. This small animal had its head in my mouth and was sucking the blood out of me.  [:p]

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.activity4life.com%2Fphoto%2Fsheepbouncing.gif+&hash=159acaa741febc5b65a3b1d93c7395d2)

Title: Re: OAP in hospital after horror stoat attack
Post by: Gaia on 18/10/2006 23:54:22

I've heard of vampire bats but never a vampire stoat! (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fvampire%2F3.gif&hash=ea312c4b2f0779f7fcb3a6f094a4237f)

Gaia  xxx

Title: Re: OAP in hospital after horror stoat attack
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 19/10/2006 13:29:25

werehamsters are the worst!

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Title: Re: OAP in hospital after horror stoat attack
Post by: Hadrian on 19/10/2006 17:46:35

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Title: Re: OAP in hospital after horror stoat attack
Post by: Karen W. on 21/10/2006 04:47:44

OH GROSS HADRIAN>>>LOL LOL

Karen

Title: Re: OAP in hospital after horror stoat attack
Post by: ROBERT on 24/10/2006 13:39:46

Q: How to you tell a stoat from a weasel ?
A: It's weasily done because they are stoatally different [:)]

Title: Re: OAP in hospital after horror stoat attack
Post by: moonfire on 25/10/2006 01:27:14

lol  funny Robert...an appropriate pic of the sheep for the season Hadrian!

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Title: Re: OAP in hospital after horror stoat attack
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 09/11/2006 18:45:06

Quote from: ROBERT on 24/10/2006 13:39:46

Q: How to you tell a stoat from a weasel ?
A: It's weasily done because they are stoatally different [:)]

Do they sing "Ferret 'Cross The Mersey"?

Title: Re: OAP in hospital after horror stoat attack
Post by: Mjhavok on 13/11/2006 00:13:17

What next fire breathing badgers lol.

Title: Re: OAP in hospital after horror stoat attack
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 13/11/2006 17:48:03

Quote from: Mjhavok on 13/11/2006 00:13:17

What next fire breathing badgers lol.

You mean to say you haven't seen them yet!?   [:0]