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Title: My hair
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 30/05/2008 08:03:51
is now red. Not bright red; just a subtle, plum-red colour.

I looked at it in the mirror (my hair!) while I was shaving & decided it was time for a change. I now, once again, have spectacular, flowing locks.  [^]
Title: My hair
Post by: Karen W. on 30/05/2008 08:06:54
I signed in to just to say YAYYYY! I love it.. Please post a new picture of new You!  Good for you Doc! Take care...
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Post by: Carolyn on 30/05/2008 17:16:54
Pictures please.
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Post by: RD on 30/05/2008 18:07:26
No plumbum in your hair-dye I hope ...
http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-free/pdf?res=9C05E7DF103CEE3ABC4852DFB066838A699FDE

[Plumbum should be the term for "builder's bottom" when displayed by a plumber  [:)]].
Title: My hair
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 30/05/2008 19:21:39
To keep the girlies happy, pics may follow sometime.
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Post by: Carolyn on 30/05/2008 19:24:32
The girlies would be happier if you had left out "may" and "sometime" and replaced them with "will" and "momentarily". [:)]
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 30/05/2008 19:29:25
That's as may be. I stand by my previous statement. I'm worth waiting for!  [^]
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Post by: JimBob on 30/05/2008 22:03:14
Here, here!

Don't let the females push you around. They do it too much all the time. Men need to stand against this pushiness.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 30/05/2008 23:44:54
Indeed. They're getting ideas above their station.

Back to the kitchen, all of you!
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Post by: Carolyn on 30/05/2008 23:46:44
That's as may be. I stand by my previous statement. I'm worth waiting for!  [^]

PROVE IT!!!
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Post by: Carolyn on 30/05/2008 23:47:52
Here, here!

Don't let the females push you around. They do it too much all the time. Men need to stand against this pushiness.

I don't push....I gently nudge......and occasionally bite.
Title: My hair
Post by: Carolyn on 30/05/2008 23:49:01
Indeed. They're getting ideas above their station.

Back to the kitchen, all of you!

I think I've told you once before, my station is high upon a pedestal! [:)]
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 31/05/2008 09:43:44
Indeed. They're getting ideas above their station.

Back to the kitchen, all of you!

I think I've told you once before, my station is high upon a pedestal! [:)]

Further to fall
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Post by: JimBob on 31/05/2008 10:25:38
And a much more precarious position than with feet on the ground
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Post by: rosalind dna on 31/05/2008 10:36:32
Indeed. They're getting ideas above their station.

Back to the kitchen, all of you!

I think I've told you once before, my station is high upon a pedestal! [:)]

Carolyn I agree why shouldn't the men be in the kitchen for once ??




Doctor Beaver I would like to see your photos your plum coloured hair TODAY !!!!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 31/05/2008 17:18:03
They shall be posted when, and if, I choose.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 31/05/2008 22:09:26
I'd like to see a man with plums on his head too!
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Post by: rosalind dna on 31/05/2008 22:40:28
I'd like to see a man with plums on his head too!

Sharon yes I would like to a man holdling the plums that coloured his hair LOL LOL
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 01/06/2008 10:12:01
Both of you - go & stand in the corner!
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Post by: JimBob on 01/06/2008 19:17:10
and don't gossip while there


humm ..... that is similar to telling a skunk not to stink - it'll never happen.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 01/06/2008 20:05:01
psst Rosalind, I think Beaver has sent a picture of his plum hair to JimBob by private e-mail. They like to share things like that.
Could someone give me and Rosalind a bucket? There are no toilets in this corner.
Title: My hair
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 01/06/2008 20:40:29

Could someone give me and Rosalind a bucket?


No, but I can send you the barrel JimBob scrapes his jokes from the bottom of.
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Post by: JimBob on 02/06/2008 02:21:36
ok, that does it! I thought you were being nice to be but the Beaver has become *itchy. (*=b)

i still like the pout, though, and the face mask - well absolutely astonishing - it looks so real!

i think the cammo a bit over the top - just a touch too much


(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi38.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe111%2Fgeezer69%2Fphair.jpg&hash=0ec4f79ab689cb594d62b4ccd9a28684)
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Post by: Carolyn on 02/06/2008 02:30:29
Both of you - go & stand in the corner!

My you're bossy!!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/06/2008 08:23:38
Both of you - go & stand in the corner!

My you're bossy!!

It's my function.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 02/06/2008 20:13:45
ok, that does it! I thought you were being nice to be but the Beaver has become *itchy. (*=b)

i still like the pout, though, and the face mask - well absolutely astonishing - it looks so real!

i think the cammo a bit over the top - just a touch too much


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Gosh, DoctorB this certainly is a change of image.....your beautiful! The question is does the carpet match the curtains or does the Beaver match the Beaver?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/06/2008 20:51:53
You're so vulgar
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Post by: RD on 02/06/2008 22:41:21
From the notebooks of Leonardo Da Vinci...
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We read of the beaver that when it is pursued, knowing that it is
for the virtue [contained] in its medicinal testicles and not being
able to escape, it stops; and to be at peace with its pursuers, it
bites off its testicles with its sharp teeth, and leaves them to its
enemies
http://www.fullbooks.com/The-Notebooks-of-Leonardo-Da-Vinci-Volumex53226.html

[BTW this is not true: it's a load of b*ll*cks  [:)]]
Title: My hair
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/06/2008 23:02:12
What the fek did DaVinci know about beavers? How many beavers were there in renaissance Italy? (Before anyone gets pedantic with me, I know Italy didn't exist as a cohesive whole in those days. There were just a lot of city states.)

DaVinci wouldn't even have recognised a beaver had one jumped up and bit his nose.

"Gott im Himmel!", he would have cried in alarm as the furry assailant disappeared through a large hole in the skirting board of his studio (DaVinci was actually German, by the way. He only pretended to be Italian so he could have his wicked Teutonic way with one of those sultry Borgia wenches.), "Was ist das? Ich nicht das ganja schmoken yechts."
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Post by: RD on 02/06/2008 23:09:28
What the fek did DaVinci know about beavers? How many beavers were there in renaissance Italy?

Leo said he "read" about this gonad-gnashing beaver-behaviour, presumably from the renaissance version of Wikipedia  [:)]
Title: My hair
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/06/2008 23:13:06
What the fek did DaVinci know about beavers? How many beavers were there in renaissance Italy?

Leo said he "read" about this gonad-gnashing beaver-behaviour, presumably from the renaissance version of Wikipedia  [:)]

In Il Beano.
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Post by: JimBob on 03/06/2008 00:58:52
What the fek did DaVinci know about beavers? How many beavers were there in renaissance Italy? (Before anyone gets pedantic with me, I know Italy didn't exist as a cohesive whole in those days. There were just a lot of city states.)

DaVinci wouldn't even have recognised a beaver had one jumped up and bit his nose.

"Gott im Himmel!", he would have cried in alarm as the furry assailant disappeared through a large hole in the skirting board of his studio (DaVinci was actually German, by the way. He only pretended to be Italian so he could have his wicked Teutonic way with one of those sultry Borgia wenches.), "Was ist das? Ich nicht das ganja schmoken yechts."

I do believe DaVici spoke Italian, not German.

(educating beavers - what a waste of time and money.)
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 03/06/2008 07:53:19
JimmyBobby - Do pay attention. I explained that. DaVinci was GERMAN!
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Post by: JimBob on 03/06/2008 14:22:06
I see. You have been reading "The History of the World" by Kermit the Frog
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Post by: rosalind dna on 03/06/2008 16:43:12
Da Vinci was Italian !!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonardo_da_Vinci



Talented too, in fact he had drawings for helicopters even then WoW !!!!!!!!
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Post by: JimBob on 03/06/2008 17:39:19
it's ok, rosalind, interspecies communication is always a difficult process for the lower life-form. they just cannot come up to human standards. it is always a failing proposition.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 03/06/2008 17:42:12
What the fek did DaVinci know about beavers? How many beavers were there in renaissance Italy? (Before anyone gets pedantic with me, I know Italy didn't exist as a cohesive whole in those days. There were just a lot of city states.)

DaVinci wouldn't even have recognised a beaver had one jumped up and bit his nose.

"Gott im Himmel!", he would have cried in alarm as the furry assailant disappeared through a large hole in the skirting board of his studio (DaVinci was actually German, by the way. He only pretended to be Italian so he could have his wicked Teutonic way with one of those sultry Borgia wenches.), "Was ist das? Ich nicht das ganja schmoken yechts."
This explains why a lot of Italian statues have their noses missing, seems there was a vicious nose biting beaver on the loose. I wonder if he had plum hair.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 03/06/2008 20:37:41
it's ok, rosalind, interspecies communication is always a difficult process for the lower life-form. they just cannot come up to human standards. it is always a failing proposition.

You people-type things are soooo indoctrinated & narrow-minded!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 03/06/2008 21:09:47
Dr Plum you better be careful in the library or Professor Green (JimBob) might use his cluedo weapon of chose on you. I wonder which one he would choose?
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Post by: rosalind dna on 03/06/2008 21:54:58
Dr Plum you better be careful in the library or Professor Green (JimBob) might use his cluedo weapon of chose on you. I wonder which one he would choose?

Sharon this might suit Dr Plum or (Jimbob) or what ever he wishes Da Vinci to be. Yes I can work things out well.

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Post by: JimBob on 04/06/2008 00:35:05
this is just way too off topic - it started becoming bizzar after le Castor began going off wildly on DaVinci

Even for people such as I it is way too "out of bounds"
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Post by: rosalind dna on 04/06/2008 00:48:44
this is just way too off topic - it started becoming bizzar after le Castor began going off wildly on DaVinci

Even for people such as I it is way too "out of bounds"

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 04/06/2008 08:02:12
this is just way too off topic - it started becoming bizzar after le Castor began going off wildly on DaVinci

Even for people such as I it is way too "out of bounds"

You need to start "thinking outside the box"

By the way, Marco Polo was Irish.
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Post by: JimBob on 04/06/2008 17:08:18
no wonder his trip to China lasted over 23 years - he got so drunk he couldn't find his way back!
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Post by: Jerryade on 04/06/2008 18:38:53
be contented with what you have.
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Post by: JimBob on 05/06/2008 15:38:49
which means?
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Post by: Make it Lady on 05/06/2008 20:11:53
Dr Plum you better be careful in the library or Professor Green (JimBob) might use his cluedo weapon of chose on you. I wonder which one he would choose?

Sharon this might suit Dr Plum or (Jimbob) or what ever he wishes Da Vinci to be. Yes I can work things out well.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi25.tinypic.com%2F2i8yaf8.gif&hash=a5df5d814e4aa5987fec3c85539f4219)

He looks a little like an older version of JimBob. Anyway, Beaver could put us back on track with a nice picture of his hair. It doesn't even have to be on his head.

Were any of the cluedo characters gay? Just wondering.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 06/06/2008 07:46:15
Dr Plum you better be careful in the library or Professor Green (JimBob) might use his cluedo weapon of chose on you. I wonder which one he would choose?

Sharon this might suit Dr Plum or (Jimbob) or what ever he wishes Da Vinci to be. Yes I can work things out well.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi25.tinypic.com%2F2i8yaf8.gif&hash=a5df5d814e4aa5987fec3c85539f4219)

He looks a little like an older version of JimBob.

There is no such thing as an "older version of JimBob" outside of the fossil record.
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Post by: JimBob on 06/06/2008 19:57:58

Oh, yes there is. One of my former bodies is entombed in Westminster Abbey in the crypt pictured below. In order to contribute to the world's knowledge, I change guises and bodies to do more for others. It is why I was created.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi38.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe111%2Fgeezer69%2FIsaac_Newton_grave.jpg&hash=7c644bd0420dde6ed1eaca4fb83f96df)

Title: My hair
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 06/06/2008 20:08:51
You prat
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Post by: JimBob on 07/06/2008 02:30:05
Envy rears its ugly head.
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Post by: JimBob on 07/06/2008 02:58:17
jealous Alexander Pope didn't have any concern for beavers?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 07/06/2008 08:48:13
Au contraire, mon brave. Pope was an ardent conservationist where coastors were concerned.
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Post by: RD on 07/06/2008 09:13:54
Pope was an ardent conservationist where coastors were concerned.

Whereas The Pope said beavers were fish and could be eaten on a Friday...

Quote
The Roman Catholic Church ruled that the beaver was a fish for purposes of dietary law.
Therefore, the general prohibition on the consumption of meat on Fridays during Lent does not apply to beaver meat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beavers

Beaver & Chips anyone ?  [:)]
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Post by: JimBob on 07/06/2008 16:37:32
yeh, bloke, add me to the order!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 07/06/2008 19:03:06
The ice you 2 are treading on is exceedingly thin.
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Post by: JimBob on 07/06/2008 21:17:54
Ice? I thought you fished beavers out of water.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 08/06/2008 21:21:27
Try it, pal  [:(!]
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Post by: JimBob on 08/06/2008 22:26:13
Can any woodworker here insert a large steel fishing hook just under the bark of a tender birch branch? lets go trolling for beavers!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 09/06/2008 11:21:17
You leave Trolls out of this. They are peace loving creatures really....Trollist!
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Post by: JimBob on 09/06/2008 14:10:34
I hate tolls. They use public money to build something such as a road or a bridge, then CHARGE you for it!

A rip-off, a damned rip-off. Don't get me started on tolls.
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Post by: rosalind dna on 09/06/2008 14:20:33
Don't we know that on the A6 and other Toll roads in the UK, just
a crafty way for the government to make money.


NOt for beavers sadly LOL
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Post by: RD on 09/06/2008 18:22:31
Don't we know that on the A6 and other Toll roads in the UK, just
a crafty way for the government to make money.

NOt for beavers sadly LOL

There are tunnels under the A6 for use by badgers [not beavers].
Unlike the motorists overhead, the badgers do not pay a toll when passing through [:)]
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Post by: ukmicky on 09/06/2008 20:47:10
Wouldnt life be boring without the two old guys [;D]
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Post by: JimBob on 09/06/2008 23:02:33
OLD?

Just who are you calling old, geezer?
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Post by: Carolyn on 10/06/2008 01:30:24
Wouldnt life be boring without the two old guys [;D]

HaHa!  My thoughts exactly.
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Post by: Karen W. on 10/06/2008 02:48:41
Come on Now  Michaels just a baby! He's a youngin There!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 10/06/2008 08:08:42
Wouldnt life be boring without the two old guys [;D]

Show some respect for your elders, you cheeky young whippersnapper!

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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 10/06/2008 08:09:46
Wouldnt life be boring without the two old guys [;D]

HaHa!  My thoughts exactly.

Thoughts? There's a first!
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Post by: JimBob on 10/06/2008 12:25:59
Au contraire, mon brave. Pope was an ardent conservationist where coastors were concerned.

You are showing signs of Michael's dementia - and lack of ability to think.

What did A. Pope think of coasters?
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Post by: Make it Lady on 10/06/2008 22:21:36
Save the Coaster as it saves our table tops. Down with formica, down with granite!
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Post by: JimBob on 11/06/2008 03:09:05
ARE YOU WELL, MIL(F)?
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Post by: Make it Lady on 11/06/2008 22:43:17
Fine thank you. But one funny turn deserves another.
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Post by: JimBob on 12/06/2008 02:27:00
are these like apple turn-overs?
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Post by: Make it Lady on 12/06/2008 17:27:57
I'm not keen on cooked apple, it makes me heave. When I was at my first school an evil teacher made me eat some apple turn-over and I brought it back down her leg. Such good memories!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 13/06/2008 06:06:00
Down with formica, down with granite!

Agreed. They taste horrible.
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Post by: JimBob on 13/06/2008 16:09:34
now, now, you just haven't eaten granite fixed properly - with capers, artichokes, a little lemon and peanut butter.

magnificent!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 14/06/2008 05:50:51
You're not exactly an epicure, are you.
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Post by: JimBob on 14/06/2008 14:43:05
Did I say peanut butter? I should have said sour cream. My apologies.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 15/06/2008 23:01:07
And so you should. Peanut butter indeed. Geeves, throw another American on the fire!
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Post by: JimBob on 16/06/2008 03:58:07
Oh, Geeves! She's trying to ordering you around again, isn't she? Damned nuisance woman. As long as your up and started at the task, you may as well put that crazy, uppity, woman to the fire instead. This crazy Brit peasantry: shes putting on airs, as well. Can't have them run around acting as if they can actually make a difference in the world for their Town Council, now, can we? They may actually think the Magna Carta really existed and applies to THEM!

As for that man who thinks he is a anteater - oh, beaver you say, Geeves - beaver it is; send his sorry tail - he, he - (that's a joke, Geeves) up to Scotland to live among the wet bracken along with that nutter chap who had his teeth filed to points, his skin totally tattooed with leopard spots and who chases down wild animals for food. Actually lives nude all year long thinking he's a leopard! Simply daft, he is. Another daft fellow to keep him company or keep him fed won't hurt, doesn't matter to me.

And Geeves, before the end of the day make sure my private jet is fueled with the pilots completely ready to take me back to Texas tomorrow. Must resume my disguise and stay in character for a favorable outcome for the mission. England needs the oil.

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Post by: RD on 16/06/2008 05:02:18
totally tattooed with leopard spots and who chases down wild animals for food.
Leopard Man actually hunts down his meals at the local shop...
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/44090/the_leopard_man/

A local shop for local people...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gCJcqnuUawE&feature=related [:)]
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Post by: JimBob on 17/06/2008 03:08:40
he's still quite balmy, as is ....
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Post by: Make it Lady on 17/06/2008 22:22:48
Yes he is like a warm summers day, isn't he?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 17/06/2008 22:36:16
And so you should. Peanut butter indeed. Geeves, throw another American on the fire!

That reminds me of the Blackadder episode with Lord & Lady Whiteadder.

"Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics"

 [:D]
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Post by: JimBob on 18/06/2008 02:32:13
Or pagans.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 18/06/2008 15:57:25
No, Catholics have the advantage of leaving the room smelling of that stuff they wave over the alter rail.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 18/06/2008 22:09:42
Or pagans.

 [:(!]
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Post by: neilep on 18/06/2008 22:12:34
I've shaved all my hair off !

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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 18/06/2008 22:24:00
I've shaved all my hair off !



That wouldn't have taken long - unless you're talking about body hair.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 18/06/2008 22:24:22
No, Catholics have the advantage of leaving the room smelling of that stuff they wave over the alter rail.

Fish paste?
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Post by: Make it Lady on 18/06/2008 22:55:48
They don't wave fish paste about only if Peter and Simon haven't had a good catch.

You know what I mean that handbag thingy that looks like it is on fire.
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Post by: RD on 18/06/2008 23:05:17
You know what I mean that handbag thingy that looks like it is on fire.

That's an incensitive remark about Catholic rituals [:)]
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Post by: Make it Lady on 18/06/2008 23:06:06
INCENSE thats it, they smell of incense. Going back to hair, why does it smell so bad when you burn it?
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Post by: JimBob on 22/06/2008 03:05:35
I don't know. have you asked a burning Jesuit?
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Post by: Make it Lady on 22/06/2008 15:15:42
No I'm trying to give them up.
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Post by: JimBob on 22/06/2008 16:09:27
good idea, they are learned BUT about half the time they are incorrect in their answers, anyway.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 22/06/2008 22:58:19

You know what I mean that handbag thingy that looks like it is on fire.

It's called a thurible
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Post by: RD on 23/06/2008 02:04:13
It's called a thurible

Those pesky things (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribble_(Star_Trek)) reproduce at an incredible rate  [:)] ....
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 23/06/2008 08:05:10
It's called a thurible

Those pesky things (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribble_(Star_Trek)) reproduce at an incredible rate  [:)] ....


Mortal enemies of the Klingons!

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Post by: RD on 23/06/2008 11:35:49
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Mr Shatner selects a new toupée  [:D]
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Post by: rosalind dna on 23/06/2008 12:08:25
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Mr Shatner selects a new toupée  [:D]

LOL LOL LOL LOL
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Post by: Make it Lady on 23/06/2008 20:46:11
Oh I love the Tribles, I went around many a car boot sale trying to find a video of this episode. I finally found it but the kids have kidnapped it and won't let be have it back.

Tribles have plumb hair too! Perhaps they are related to Beavers.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 23/06/2008 21:39:04

Tribles have plumb hair too! Perhaps they are related to Beavers.
[:(!]
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Post by: JimBob on 24/06/2008 00:18:16
They must be related - so round (fat), furry, purple, ugly and make really poor pets, even though the reasons are different. they also lull one into a false sense of security.

in short, (which is true of either animal or about any part thereof) these creatures are just nuances.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 24/06/2008 15:10:39
This means they have some sort of meaning, I can't see any myself!
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Post by: mufet7 on 24/06/2008 15:36:04
Pictures please!
[8D] (http://www.clenbuterol-shop.com/index.php?page=shop.browse&category_id=9&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=26)
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Post by: Make it Lady on 24/06/2008 17:55:58
Looks like the newbee forgot to look at the other 4 pages before posting!!! Are you sure you are not Muppet?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 24/06/2008 18:40:07
Looks like the newbee forgot to look at the other 4 pages before posting!!! Are you sure you are not Muppet?

Naughty Shaz. (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fnono%2F6.gif&hash=7ba7ca9c01a4fb4cb30a5751006006b5)
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Post by: Make it Lady on 24/06/2008 22:04:38
Well waving your middle finger about isn't exactly goodie goodie is it. Sorry Mufet7, it was only a joke, I'm not really a nasty person. I'm a P.Cat. Don't you just hate not being able to put the P. would in when all your talking about is a cute kitten. 
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Post by: JimBob on 25/06/2008 01:26:37
RIIIGHT! - we know it is just a cute little kitten you are "supposedly" referring to.

And pigs fly
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Post by: RD on 25/06/2008 14:33:08
And pigs fly
Of course pigs can't fly, but this one could get on "Air Force One"...
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http://www.freakingnews.com/Pig-Bush-Pictures-43627.asp
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Post by: RD on 25/06/2008 15:04:46
In the interests of political balance ...
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http://www.freakingnews.com/Pig-Celebrities-Pictures--1790.asp
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Post by: Make it Lady on 25/06/2008 17:30:16
They had pig monsters on Dr Who, perhaps the aliens are taking over America.
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Post by: RD on 25/06/2008 19:15:58
They had pig monsters on Dr Who...
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The Dr Who pig-monster looks like the porcine version of Tony Soprano, (James Gandolfini), but don't tell him I said so ... http://www.nypost.com/seven/01302008/news/regionalnews/hit_man_470389.htm
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/06/2008 07:56:36
In the interests of political balance ...
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Isn't that Tuvok from Star Trek: Voyager?
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Post by: RD on 26/06/2008 11:57:52
Also from Star Trek Voyager...

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_of_Nine

"Seven of Nine" ?, more like "Perfect Ten"  [:o]

Although those lips may be part bovine (collagen).
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Post by: rosalind dna on 26/06/2008 12:56:02
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi31.tinypic.com%2Fvhz604.jpg&hash=bfef114fb4ee48ee3b5e73ebc0a72079)

How about the present UK's PM - Gordon Brown.

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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/06/2008 15:54:40
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi31.tinypic.com%2Fvhz604.jpg&hash=bfef114fb4ee48ee3b5e73ebc0a72079)

How about the present UK's PM - Gordon Brown.



Did you have to!?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/06/2008 15:55:45
Also from Star Trek Voyager...

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_of_Nine

"Seven of Nine" ?, more like "Perfect Ten"  [:o]

Although those lips may be part bovine (collagen).


(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fdrooling%2F1.gif&hash=128372b2bb3c4853c1f75e1356e14117)
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Post by: RD on 26/06/2008 18:37:04
Dr B, being a punctuation perfectionist I'm surprised you didn't notice I missed out the colon in "Star Trek: Voyager".

On the subject of colon voyager, check out the name of the second endoscopist...

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Post by: Make it Lady on 26/06/2008 20:10:43
Seven of nine and colons, all in one thread........

......I need a lie down. 
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Post by: RD on 26/06/2008 21:14:24
Seven of nine and colons, all in one thread........
......I need a lie down. 

Avert your eyes, Make it Lady...
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http://www.signspotting.com

Where you can learn to speak English out of your ....
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Post by: JimBob on 27/06/2008 03:22:09
Also from Star Trek Voyager...

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_of_Nine

"Seven of Nine" ?, more like "Perfect Ten"  [:o]

Although those lips may be part bovine (collagen).


(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fdrooling%2F1.gif&hash=128372b2bb3c4853c1f75e1356e14117)


I AGREE!
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Post by: JimBob on 27/06/2008 03:24:38
Dr B, being a punctuation perfectionist I'm surprised you didn't notice I missed out the colon in "Star Trek: Voyager".

On the subject of colon voyager, check out the name of the second endoscopist...

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How about the name for ALL of them!

hell - stern? Lord, help me if I need a proctologist!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 27/06/2008 08:09:55
Dr B, being a punctuation perfectionist I'm surprised you didn't notice I missed out the colon in "Star Trek: Voyager".


I decided to let that 1 slide.
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Post by: Anastasia.fr.1 on 05/07/2008 21:19:44
ok, that does it! I thought you were being nice to be but the Beaver has become *itchy. (*=b)

i still like the pout, though, and the face mask - well absolutely astonishing - it looks so real!

i think the cammo a bit over the top - just a touch too much


(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi38.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe111%2Fgeezer69%2Fphair.jpg&hash=0ec4f79ab689cb594d62b4ccd9a28684)

the hair suits you doctor
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 05/07/2008 22:26:47
ok, that does it! I thought you were being nice to be but the Beaver has become *itchy. (*=b)

i still like the pout, though, and the face mask - well absolutely astonishing - it looks so real!

i think the cammo a bit over the top - just a touch too much


(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi38.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe111%2Fgeezer69%2Fphair.jpg&hash=0ec4f79ab689cb594d62b4ccd9a28684)

the hair suits you doctor

Did your dad tell you to say that?  [:(!]
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Post by: paul.fr on 05/07/2008 23:40:55

Did your dad tell you to say that?  [:(!]

NO!
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Post by: JimBob on 06/07/2008 03:06:39
Please, be nice to her. She is a young lady, not one of your acquaintances, all of whom are not ladies by a long shot, gutter snipe.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 06/07/2008 08:49:28
I thought Paul had put her up to it. In any case, I didn't say anything wrong.
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Post by: paul.fr on 06/07/2008 17:45:50
Please, be nice to her. She is a young lady, not one of your acquaintances, all of whom are not ladies by a long shot, gutter snipe.

It's OK, Jim. I managed to stop her crying...
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Post by: JimBob on 06/07/2008 18:31:26
That's good. He's a brute.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 06/07/2008 18:32:02
 [:(!] [:(!] [:(!]
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Post by: Make it Lady on 06/07/2008 18:45:05
Yeah I bet he wears that Brute aftershave too.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 06/07/2008 18:46:55
No "e" on it & no I bloody don't!
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Post by: JimBob on 08/07/2008 00:07:23
Then what's that stink? Oh, I can see his tail now. Never mind.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 08/07/2008 08:54:52
That stink was a Texan skunk who just happened past.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 08/07/2008 18:07:25
That stink was a Texan skunk who just happened past.
"Happened past" why are you writing like Mark Twain?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 08/07/2008 18:56:11
I'm not. If it was good enough for Alan Coren, it's good enough for me.
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Post by: JimBob on 09/07/2008 04:47:46
Lady, don't you know that as a beaver, he has no original thoughts? He must plagiarize. He does this with his webbed paws and a computer, searching through literature until he finds something that might fit the occasion. It is sad.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 09/07/2008 09:16:27
I have plenty of original thought but not many that are suitable for posting here  [:D]
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Post by: JimBob on 09/07/2008 17:08:43
I have plenty of original thought but not many that are suitable for posting here  [:D]

Yes, i can see. Had you plagiarized the above it would be "thoughts," not "thought." And "obscene ideas of things to do with trees" might well be considered unsuitable, and impractical, for this forum and the predominantly human population that uses it.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 09/07/2008 18:35:44
I have plenty of original thought but not many that are suitable for posting here  [:D]

...and the predominantly human population that uses it.


That's questionable
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Post by: Make it Lady on 09/07/2008 21:30:39
As far as I can see, most people on here think they are animals; Beavers, skunk, sheep and a grinch. It is a bit like the Longleat Forum.
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