[Don_1]

What I need is a pomegranate, its a pun I can eat.

[Don_1]

I shall, of course, consume it in a most gentlemanly fashion. Unfortunately this fruit tends to give me the wind. Therefore I shall probably be known as a very pun gent.


EDIT
My apologies for leaving out the odd few punctuation marks here. I have now remedied this.

[Don_1]

With flatulence and punctuation in mind, I think it time I was better able to control my use of the colon.

[Donnah]

Best food I've found for flatulence is Jerusalem artichoke, nicknamed Jerusalem fartichoke.  The person eating gets the first syllable and anyone within breathing distance gets the next two.

[ProjectSailor]

This thread has gone a bit quiet so I will try and give it a second wind

[demografx (OP)]

This thread has gone a bit quiet so I will try and give it a second wind

The first wind was a breeze!!!

[Karen W.]

lol...lol....remind me to always stay down wind of you Project Sailor and Demo.....! Seems you two may be in cohtoots with one another.......,?

[ProjectSailor]

It is said the simplest form of humor is a pun.. and that the simplest elements are gaseous..

This leads me to the simplest elements of humor are fart puns!   

[Don_1]

It is said the simplest form of humor is a pun.. and that the simplest elements are gaseous..

This leads me to the simplest elements of humor are fart puns!   

...So more of a gassy arse then.

[Don_1]

This thread has gone a bit quiet so I will try and give it a second wind

The first wind was a breeze!!!


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Its torn a do!

[Don_1]

This thread has gone a bit quiet so I will try and give it a second wind

The first wind was a breeze!!!

Is that the famous German, Herr Stylist?

[demografx (OP)]

It is said the simplest form of humor is a pun.. and that the simplest elements are gaseous..

This leads me to the simplest elements of humor are fart puns!   

...So more of a gassy arse then.

ˇGraci as, Don_Uno!

[demografx (OP)]

This thread has gone a bit quiet so I will try and give it a second wind

The first wind was a breeze!!!

Is that the famous German, Herr Stylist?

There's no shortcut to being a Herr Stylist. This one tried/failed:

[Don_1]

I went to the barber for a herr cat. He was hard of hearing, so I bald at him, 'No 2, all over please.'

When Yul Brynner went to the barber, it took him a long time to twig who it was, but eventually he unlocked the truth.

After spending some time in the loo, I had to claim I had been doing a No 2, though I hadn't. The barber saw through my story and said it was a sham poo.


Oh comb comb now, those puns weren't so bad as to be brushed aside.

[demografx (OP)]

Is there an instruction manual? Where do I put these medals?

[demografx (OP)]

I went to the barber for a herr cat. He was hard of hearing, so I bald at him, 'No 2, all over please.'

When Yul Brynner went to the barber, it took him a long time to twig who it was, but eventually he unlocked the truth.

After spending some time in the loo, I had to claim I had been doing a No 2, though I hadn't. The barber saw through my story and said it was a sham poo.


Oh comb comb now, those puns weren't so bad as to be brushed aside.

Don_1 Wins The 2015 Herr Stylist Award - Granted To Those Whith Medals To Prove!

[Don_1]

Don_1 Wins The 2015 Herr Stylist Award - Granted To Those Whith Medals To Prove!

Sorry Demo, old chap, but I felt it my duty to branch out and correct your post. I can’t help but do it, it seems to run in the family.
Just call me Herr edit tree if you will.

[Don_1]

Is there an instruction manual? Where do I put these medals?

Continuing the current German trend, I would say you should put it on the trough, so it would be Von Ribbon Trough

[Don_1]

…..and if you’re bald???

[demografx (OP)]

Is there an instruction manual? Where do I put these medals?

Continuing the current German trend, I would say you should put it on the trough, so it would be Von Ribbon Trough

I don't see this line of reasoning Göring anywhere! Nein! Schluss!