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General Discussion & Feedback => Just Chat! => Topic started by: DoctorBeaver on 22/04/2008 08:19:29
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Welcome back. I hope you had a good trip.
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I've missed you, you sharp toothed, razor witted beaver you.
Yes I've had a great time. We packed in loads in 10 days and lived it up on David's air mile collection and hotel loyalty cards. He travels a lot, a lot, so he had a lot of points to spend. It is the only thing I like about him travelling.
Anyway for the first instalment of my photos go to the Genki desu ka strand.
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I would also like to welcome you back and give you my warmest strain of E. coli that I now have in me. http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=14071.0
What about me? Did you miss me, too? I missed you as I was gone almost as long as you were. Ah, the loneliness!
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英語を話しなさい
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I would also like to welcome you back and give you my warmest strain of E. coli that I now have in me. http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=14071.0
What about me? Did you miss me, too? I missed you as I was gone almost as long as you were. Ah, the loneliness!
Poor JimBob. I bet you are looking a little thinner after all that. We've had some quite big E Coli outbreaks in Britain and they all seem to be traced back to a single butchers shop usually in a the backwaters of Glasgow. I guess you must have a Dallas equivallent.
Yes I did miss you but next time I'll reverse and run you over on the way back.
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英語を話しなさい
Yes please. I don't speak much Japanese so English is preferable.
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I would also like to welcome you back and give you my warmest strain of E. coli that I now have in me. http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=14071.0
What about me? Did you miss me, too? I missed you as I was gone almost as long as you were. Ah, the loneliness!
Poor JimBob. I bet you are looking a little thinner after all that. We've had some quite big E Coli outbreaks in Britain and they all seem to be traced back to a single butchers shop usually in a the backwaters of Glasgow. I guess you must have a Dallas equivallent.
Yes I did miss you but next time I'll reverse and run you over on the way back.
That might be a bit of fun! But if you go to Dallas you will miss me - I live south of the city by a little under 200 miles.
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And Britain is small and quaint.
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And Britain is small and quaint.
And everything in Texas is huge - bellies, mouths, egos...
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Mental asylums.
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Is it true that weeners are inversely proportional to the size of the State?
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No
And after I have defended you, of all the gall - turncoat
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I have no coat to turn.
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Yes you do, I can make it into a hat if I so wished. You might not enjoy the process but ....
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My dad used to say 'Don't pick your nose, it will take the lining out of your hat.'
Does turning a coat into a hat involve the same sort of bodily contortions. I'd like to watch.
Oh and by the way it is sense of humour that is inversely proportional to the size of the state.
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My dad used to say 'Don't pick your nose, it will take the lining out of your hat.'
Does turning a coat into a hat involve the same sort of bodily contortions. I'd like to watch.
Oh and by the way it is sense of humour that is inversely proportional to the size of the state.
No it isn't. No State is infinite in size.
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The Beaver's state of ego is ....
and it is starting to cause Britannia to sink beneath the waves. Something Thomas Arne would never have considered when he set the words to music.
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No, we rule the waves and I don't mean measure them!!!
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that is the point - The waves and your ego will be all that is left of the place after your ego get through sinking the isle.
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The Beaver's state of ego is ....
and it is starting to cause Britannia to sink beneath the waves.
I doubt that. I'm usually light-headed.
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But lard-as** (OK this is a family forum.)
Insult implied.
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Lard? What are you waffling about now, snake-dancer?
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I am saying that your buttocks are the size of a Holstein and all fat.
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My buttocks are no concern of yours
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The fact that your buttocks produce flatulence in the UK and are polluting the air in Texas is of a concern to me.
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The fact that your buttocks produce flatulence in the UK and are polluting the air in Texas is of a concern to me.
For your information (of which you apparently need copious amounts to raise you to the level of an uneducated, Bluegrass possum) buttocks do not produce flatulence.
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Sir, if you have never had stewed 'possum and sweet 'taters, you haven't lived. It is as good a meal as light lunch of Lombardian Stracciatella with warm-from-the-oven Casalinga Bread, a country-side Languedocian Qoq au Vin, or a masterful Catalonian Fideua. BUT - the meal must be prepared by a good African American cook.
Besides, in normal mammalian anatomy the region termed "the buttocks" DOES have a sphincter from which odoriferous emanations do often proceed forth into the environment. Or is you head stuck up that referenced sphincter?
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Hello - M.I.L. Are you there? Are you well or have you started changing the world?
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I think you will fnd that the orifice to which you refer is BETWEEN the buttocks.
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It is within in the region designated as "the buttocks" by anatomists. I think you need to chew more trees. It seems that your lower incisors are beginning to penetrate your brain.
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By that reasoning my chest is part of my arms as it is between them. What a dumbo!
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The pair of you are talking from out of your buttocks. I'm away for a few days and you two are back bickering like old ladies over a garden fence. Hitch up your boobs and stand back. The Make it Lady is back in the forum!!!
Sorry I've been away but I've been applying for lots of jobs and going to lots of parties. Bunny number two has got the same bug that carried off the other one so I've been nursing said sick animal. Hope it lasts the night but I doubt it.
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I am sorry about the rabbit - disinfect and renew stock. It is for the children.
I am glad your back, M.I.L.(f), The beaver has been acting up again. He can't even come up with a good come-back. Did you see the lame "You should see the residuals" in "how the mighty have fallen?" That is about as lame as quips become before they need to be put down for having totally broken the legs of the premise they based upon.
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Oh I don't know. It conjured up some nice pictures in my mind but then my mind is filthy!
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We are so alike - will you marry me?
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Sorry, a taller man with blue eyes and mucky ideas beat you too it.
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Here's a taller man with blue eyes having mucky ideas about a duck.
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I've just noticed something. That duck has got a really nasty case of piles!
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He daren't go to the doctors with them because of the size of his bill.
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They are piles, not puns.
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They are piles, not puns.
Oh Jim, you quack me up.
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How kind of you to duck in for a complement! It is appreciated.
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eggactly.
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Do you like duckling?
I don't know - I've never duckled.
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I like to dabble.
PS. Rabbit died last night. Both had pnemonia which took hold very fast and killed them in a matter of 12 hours.
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Sorry your bunny died.
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I am so sorry. Can we substitute rats for the bunnies. Thy have a much hardier constitution and pet rats are rather nice pets. They only live about 2.5 years but are great pets. A friend of mine won't have any other pet. She thinks they are cute and I must admit they are very affectionate. Almost like dogs.
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Get a beaver! [:X]
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Don't listen to him it is all self-interest. And you know what interests him most, M.I.L.(f)
Get a rat. There has been enough deforestation in England.
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Don't listen to him it is all self-interest. And you know what interests him most, M.I.L.(f)
Dams. Yes, they interest me the most.
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As you know, a Beaver lies a lot - a VERY GREAT lot.
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As my new cat 'Borte Borte tit tit' Likes nothing better than to disect a rat and leave it stretched out on the bathroom floor, it is probably not a good idea. The rabbit was a bit big and tough for her to handle. The cat was actually very fond of Broc.s the bunny.
We might invest in chickens as Fred likes them.
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Chickens? Would you like to choose from this herd?
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They're in a pen behind Pops' stable.
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FOOD! (and I am not talking eggs either - I am thinking Kung Pao Chicken or chicken and dumplings or BBQ chicken or a roast chicken with dressing or Qoc au Vin or
I could go on and on and on
Chicken Terazinni
Pialla
Ceicken Mole
drolls on himself, toddles of to fridge to see what's there
ICE CREAM! Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream!!!!! - with chicken topping
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How about a goose? Very tasty, geese are.
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Too greasy - I have been goose hunting and eaten the goose fixed by a supposedly good cook. But it was so very greasy while still being tasty. I suspect that this problemo might be remedied by a good cook.
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Too greasy - I have been goose hunting and eaten the goose fixed by a supposedly good cook. But it was so very greasy while still being tasty. I suspect that this problemo might be remedied by a good cook.
Indeed. Goose should be cooked long & slow. Duck can also be greasy if not cooked properly. At least you don't have to keep basteing them to stop them drying out.
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Point well taken.
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I always have a goose at Christmas and I love duck soooo much. YUM! I think wild goose would probably be even greasier.
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So she likes being goosed [:I]
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Indubitably - it is the precise meaning I, too, inferred.