[Petrochemicals]

That's blasphemy I think.

Perhaps, but truth often is.

No no, man is made in the image of God, who has nonfunctioning nipples for some strange reason.

[Just thinking]

Perhaps, but truth often is.

I'm not going to use the word blasphemy anymore then. Well, I will try not to that is.

[Just thinking]

No no, man is made in the image of God, who has nonfunctioning nipples for some strange reason.

I'm a man and I still haven't found any function in mine yet either.

[Bored chemist]

That's blasphemy I think.

Perhaps, but truth often is.

I can't, off hand, think of a statement which is blasphemous, but objectively false.
Some might be undecidable.

[Just thinking]

I can't, off hand, think of a statement which is blasphemous, but objectively false.
Some might be undecidable.

It's one of those words that sound good I think I will start using it again.

[Colin2B]

I'm a man and I still haven't found any function in mine yet either.

You gotta be kidding 

[Colin2B]

......to save re-tooling later. 

I think he’s got it, by jove he’s got it.
If we assume DNA was built in at the beginning and is responsible for all ‘features’, then you wouldn’t want the complications of having the system retool itself, so to speak!

Out of the mouths of babes and engineers 

[Petrochemicals]

I can't, off hand, think of a statement which is blasphemous, but objectively false.
Some might be undecidable.

"I am God."

That seems to meet both your criteria. So do you consider it undecidable? Technically I suppose so.

That is heresy. Blasphemy is " God isn't all he's cracked up to be"

[Bored chemist]

I can't, off hand, think of a statement which is blasphemous, but objectively false.
Some might be undecidable.

"I am God."

That seems to meet both your criteria. So do you consider it undecidable? Technically I suppose so.

You are just as much a God as any other.

[Just thinking]

Don't try the milk from a cow that only has one udder it tasted foul. It must be something to do with the breed.

[Zer0]

If We All come from A&E...
Then, are We all products of Incest?

PS - GOD deliberately wanted Us All to be Born Sinners & keep askin for Forgiveness for No Apparent designing fault of Ours?
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[Petrochemicals]

Good point. I think he meant to say a teat. Get it? A bull!

Never drink from a teat that is midway between the front and rear legs located on the belly.  Nor try to milk the 2 vessle containers between such a bovines legs.

[Just thinking]

All the milk I drink comes from single-uddered cows. Never seen one with more.

Thanks Halac I got a bit confused in all the fun. Furious cat set it straight.

[Just thinking]

Never drink from a teat that is midway between the front and rear legs located on the belly.  Nor try to milk the 2 vessle containers between such a bovines legs.

I will most definitely take that advice.

[Zer0]

SideNote - Just wanted to Add a lil bit...

This OP's bout A&E..
But there are Other Versions..
But i Personally find the Others as Not Worthy of even mentioning.

The Bible, or Christ is atleast discussable.
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Rest are simply Fanatics & Fairy Tales.
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It's kinda sad that GOD is always depicted in a miraculous manner.
Prapz the Temples, Synagogues, Churches, Mosques etc etc are Not doing it Right.

I would Truly like to Believe, but prolly it's bcoz of the religious morons & buffoons that make it soo hard, next to impossible to Believe due to stoopid stories & pathetic logic.

My version is that the flight is on autopilot.
Hence it follows certain principles & laws.
But the damm Pilot is Dead!
& We gotta do sumtin bout it.
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Just incase if anyone's been wondering...
Kali & Ganesh are so called or so thought off as being Divine Beings.
Kali is the Goddess of Power.
Ganesh the God of Intelligence.
(Hindu Religion)

But here's the catch...
Kali slays her own sons & chops their heads & drinks their blood.
Ganesh though unmatchable in intellect, acts quiet dumb most of the times.

Ps - Evolution may, or May Not always be Beneficial...but it is a Factual Truth!
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[Just thinking]

Evolution may, or May Not always be Beneficial...but it is a Factual Truth!

Very interesting but I will need a thousand years to consider.

[Just thinking]

My kids still find potty humor hilarious.

I get a kick out of telling my son things that would get me into trouble elsewhere but that's the pleasure of having your own. When my dad farted he would say it's going to rain the frogs are croaking.