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Title: What do you mean?
Post by: Don_1 on 03/12/2010 18:05:07

As if we haven't got enough damn fool threads here already, here's another one.

Double meanings

Here's your starter:

I was going to write you a letter, but my pen ran out and I couldn't be bothered to run after it.

Title: What do you mean?
Post by: Hadrian on 03/12/2010 19:36:37

Some time ago I came across this anecdote about the actor Cary Grant.
A news reporter was trying to find when Cary Grant was born, so he sent the following telegram to Grant's agent:

"HOW OLD CARY GRANT"

As it happened, Cary Grant himself picked the telegram and, upon reading it, sent back the answer:

"OLD CARY GRANT FINE. HOW YOU"

Title: What do you mean?
Post by: Don_1 on 03/12/2010 20:25:42

Where's my walking stick?
I don't know, it went for a walk

Title: What do you mean?
Post by: demografx on 04/12/2010 02:23:33

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Title: What do you mean?
Post by: Don_1 on 04/12/2010 03:19:30

Give me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!

Title: What do you mean?
Post by: demografx on 04/12/2010 05:24:58

Any of you old coots remember this song?

"See ya later, alligator
In a while, crocodile"