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On the Lighter Side => New Theories => Topic started by: jeffreyH on 30/04/2015 02:08:50

Title: An infinite number of fairies continually stir the aether
Post by: jeffreyH on 30/04/2015 02:08:50: I thought I would just point out that my dad once told me this when I wouldn't go to sleep when I was a kid so it must be true. Like Santa, even though naysayers keep dissing him. So all the elementary particles, their charges and entanglement are the consequence of the infinite fairy stirrers. And all you crackpots who say otherwise need real professional help. [8D]
Title: Re: An infinite number of fairies continually stir the aether
Post by: Colin2B on 30/04/2015 05:27:47: Quote from: jeffreyH on 30/04/2015 02:08:50
....Like Santa, even though naysayers keep dissing him.

Hey! Forget about fairies, what's this problem with Santa!! You've got me really worried.
Title: Re: An infinite number of fairies continually stir the aether
Post by: PmbPhy on 30/04/2015 07:00:35: Quote from: jeffreyH on 30/04/2015 02:08:50
I thought I would just point out that my dad once told me this when I wouldn't go to sleep when I was a kid so it must be true. Like Santa, even though naysayers keep dissing him. So all the elementary particles, their charges and entanglement are the consequence of the infinite fairy stirrers. And all you crackpots who say otherwise need real professional help. [8D]
Fortunately for us we have the scientific method at our disposal.
Title: Re: An infinite number of fairies continually stir the aether
Post by: jeffreyH on 30/04/2015 10:53:05: Quote from: PmbPhy on 30/04/2015 07:00:35
Quote from: jeffreyH on 30/04/2015 02:08:50
I thought I would just point out that my dad once told me this when I wouldn't go to sleep when I was a kid so it must be true. Like Santa, even though naysayers keep dissing him. So all the elementary particles, their charges and entanglement are the consequence of the infinite fairy stirrers. And all you crackpots who say otherwise need real professional help. [8D]
Fortunately for us we have the scientific method at our disposal.

I refute you sir!
Title: Re: An infinite number of fairies continually stir the aether
Post by: David Cooper on 30/04/2015 17:55:15: I had thought angels dealt with the aether while the job of the fairies was to apply forces. God is in charge of mass, though he sometimes delegates this task to priests. Dark matter and dark energy are the work of the Devil.
Title: Re: An infinite number of fairies continually stir the aether
Post by: jeffreyH on 30/04/2015 18:17:05: Quote from: David Cooper on 30/04/2015 17:55:15
I had thought angels dealt with the aether while the job of the fairies was to apply forces. God is in charge of mass, though he sometimes delegates this task to priests. Dark matter and dark energy are the work of the Devil.

Outlandish! Here I am proposing a perfectly valid theory and it is being hijacked by scoundrels. They are all against me! Did Einstein have to suffer such pains? Hawking? I feel a migraine coming on....