[Pseudoscience-is-malarkey (OP)]

When I golf my "friends" always delve into dick jokes (knob jokes, to you brits), and for me to stay relevant and respected, it takes more than playing a good game and not welching.

[paul cotter]

BORING.

[alancalverd]

It's a sign of sexual insecurity, if not inadequacy. Not for big boys.

[Origin]

When I golf my friends we always delve into dick jokes

I'm surprised to hear you are old enough to golf...

[alancalverd]

I think it's juvenile slang for homosexual experimentation.

[Pseudoscience-is-malarkey (OP)]

I think it's juvenile slang for homosexual experimentation.

You got me, i'm deeply, deeply closeted.

[Origin]

I think it's juvenile slang for homosexual experimentation.

You got me, i'm deeply, deeply closeted.

I don't know or care what your sexual preference is, but the juvenile aspect of your OP certainly is evident.

[evan_au]

This is not the place for them. We aim to keep the forum "family friendly", so children can safely come here for answers to scientific questions.

[Petrochemicals]

Typed by be into Google search.

A guy walks into a bar carrying a duffel bag and sits down at the bar and orders a drink. The bartender notices the bag and asks the man,

 “What’s in it?”

The man opens the bag and takes out an 12-inch tall man and a tiny piano and the little man begins to play.

“Wow,” exclaims the bartender, “that's amazing, how did you get him?”

In a depressed manner the man explains that one day he was walking on the beach he noticed a bottle and a genie appeared who told him that could have one wish.

"that's amazing" said the bartender "but why not a million pounds?"

"You don’t think I wished for an 12-inch pianist do you?”

[alancalverd]

Now genie stories are worth telling. Here's my favorite.

The usual suspects find a bottle, polish it, and out pops the genie who says "you know the score, one wish each, anything you want."

The American says "I want the desert to bloom so I can feed the world."

"No problem, buddy. When you go home, you can plant your walking stick in Death Valley and start a forest. You will have a million acre garden in a year"

The Frenchman says "I want a wall all around France, to preserve our wonderful culture and cuisine from foreign influences."

"It is now as you command, monsieur. A solid wall, ten meters high and impervious to anything."

The Englishman says "Are you sure about that wall?"

"Yes, absolutely"

"Fill it with water". 

[syhprum]

I was going to quote the joke about the bridegroom coursing the wishing well while gazing at the 7inch pianist 

[amadjan]

my nose is bigger then your penis

[paul cotter]

Enough of this crap, I agree with evan-au, this is not suitable material.

[Eternal Student]

Hi.

Enough of this...

+1 vote from me.....  But each time someone replies or puts a "like" on a post, it'll probably only boost the attention of this thread.

I'm guessing the moderators are on uncertain territory here.   The "Just Chat" section is meant to be very, very liberal and doesn't even have to be remotely science related.   There's also some value in keeping @evan_au 's  early comments on display  and  as for @alancalverd, well....  I'm guessing they were trying to curb the tone.

    It's a bit of a dull read but there are terms and conditions:  See  https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=66954.0      and also     https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=8535.0

   There's a certain tension between:
This site is intended to promote science for all, from 6 year old kids to people who are retired.  Please make sure that whatever you post is suitable for young children, or even old fuddy duddies...
   and this section...
..In the chat section, you may indulge in a wider range of light hearted general discussion with other users of the forum...

    One of the aims for the TNS podcasts, radioshow and this forum is to promote and encourage education in a very wide sense.   I'm not a moderator but it is quite possible that in the case of some users, a thread like this one could be seen as a significant amount of progress and personal development.   I'm sure that moderators try to balance many things as best they can, it's an unenviable task.

Best Wishes.

[Petrochemicals]

Hi.

Enough of this...

+1 vote from me.....  But each time someone replies or puts a "like" on a post, it'll probably only boost the attention of this thread.

I quite agree really, it is quite simple to search for jokes on the Internet, a far bigger and wide ranging database than can be supplied by the of a thousand forums.