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Anyone here have any good penis jokes?
« on: 18/11/2022 15:09:05 »
When I golf my "friends" always delve into dick jokes (knob jokes, to you brits), and for me to stay relevant and respected, it takes more than playing a good game and not welching.
« Last Edit: 19/11/2022 17:41:20 by Pseudoscience-is-malarkey »
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Re: Anyone here have any good penis jokes?
« Reply #1 on: 19/11/2022 09:34:37 »
BORING.
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Re: Anyone here have any good penis jokes?
« Reply #2 on: 19/11/2022 12:23:40 »
It's a sign of sexual insecurity, if not inadequacy. Not for big boys.
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Re: Anyone here have any good penis jokes?
« Reply #3 on: 19/11/2022 13:24:51 »
Quote from: Pseudoscience-is-malarkey on 18/11/2022 15:09:05
When I golf my friends we always delve into dick jokes
I'm surprised to hear you are old enough to golf...
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Re: Anyone here have any good penis jokes?
« Reply #4 on: 19/11/2022 17:37:29 »
I think it's juvenile slang for homosexual experimentation.
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Re: Anyone here have any good penis jokes?
« Reply #5 on: 19/11/2022 17:40:10 »
Quote from: alancalverd on 19/11/2022 17:37:29
I think it's juvenile slang for homosexual experimentation.
You got me, i'm deeply, deeply closeted.
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Re: Anyone here have any good penis jokes?
« Reply #6 on: 19/11/2022 19:07:52 »
Quote from: Pseudoscience-is-malarkey on 19/11/2022 17:40:10
Quote from: alancalverd on 19/11/2022 17:37:29
I think it's juvenile slang for homosexual experimentation.
You got me, i'm deeply, deeply closeted.
I don't know or care what your sexual preference is, but the juvenile aspect of your OP certainly is evident.
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Re: Anyone here have any good penis jokes?
« Reply #7 on: 19/11/2022 19:59:03 »
This is not the place for them. We aim to keep the forum "family friendly", so children can safely come here for answers to scientific questions.
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Re: Anyone here have any good penis jokes?
« Reply #8 on: 19/11/2022 21:49:58 »
Typed by be into Google search.

A guy walks into a bar carrying a duffel bag and sits down at the bar and orders a drink. The bartender notices the bag and asks the man,

 “What’s in it?”

The man opens the bag and takes out an 12-inch tall man and a tiny piano and the little man begins to play.

“Wow,” exclaims the bartender, “that's amazing, how did you get him?”

In a depressed manner the man explains that one day he was walking on the beach he noticed a bottle and a genie appeared who told him that could have one wish.

"that's amazing" said the bartender "but why not a million pounds?"

"You don’t think I wished for an 12-inch pianist do you?”
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Re: Anyone here have any good penis jokes?
« Reply #9 on: 20/11/2022 15:54:39 »
Now genie stories are worth telling. Here's my favorite.

The usual suspects find a bottle, polish it, and out pops the genie who says "you know the score, one wish each, anything you want."

The American says "I want the desert to bloom so I can feed the world."

"No problem, buddy. When you go home, you can plant your walking stick in Death Valley and start a forest. You will have a million acre garden in a year"

The Frenchman says "I want a wall all around France, to preserve our wonderful culture and cuisine from foreign influences."

"It is now as you command, monsieur. A solid wall, ten meters high and impervious to anything."

The Englishman says "Are you sure about that wall?"

"Yes, absolutely"

"Fill it with water". 
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Re: Anyone here have any good penis jokes?
« Reply #10 on: 20/11/2022 22:03:08 »
I was going to quote the joke about the bridegroom coursing the wishing well while gazing at the 7inch pianist 
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Re: Anyone here have any good penis jokes?
« Reply #11 on: 06/12/2022 21:40:46 »
my nose is bigger then your penis
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Re: Anyone here have any good penis jokes?
« Reply #12 on: 07/12/2022 12:32:02 »
Enough of this crap, I agree with evan-au, this is not suitable material.
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Re: Anyone here have any good penis jokes?
« Reply #13 on: 07/12/2022 21:33:38 »
Hi.

Quote from: paul cotter on 07/12/2022 12:32:02
Enough of this...
+1 vote from me.....  But each time someone replies or puts a "like" on a post, it'll probably only boost the attention of this thread.

I'm guessing the moderators are on uncertain territory here.   The "Just Chat" section is meant to be very, very liberal and doesn't even have to be remotely science related.   There's also some value in keeping @evan_au 's  early comments on display  and  as for @alancalverd, well....  I'm guessing they were trying to curb the tone.

    It's a bit of a dull read but there are terms and conditions:  See  https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=66954.0      and also     https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=8535.0

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This site is intended to promote science for all, from 6 year old kids to people who are retired.  Please make sure that whatever you post is suitable for young children, or even old fuddy duddies...
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..In the chat section, you may indulge in a wider range of light hearted general discussion with other users of the forum...

    One of the aims for the TNS podcasts, radioshow and this forum is to promote and encourage education in a very wide sense.   I'm not a moderator but it is quite possible that in the case of some users, a thread like this one could be seen as a significant amount of progress and personal development.   I'm sure that moderators try to balance many things as best they can, it's an unenviable task.

Best Wishes.
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Re: Anyone here have any good penis jokes?
« Reply #14 on: 08/12/2022 10:17:11 »
Quote from: Eternal Student on 07/12/2022 21:33:38
Hi.

Quote from: paul cotter on 07/12/2022 12:32:02
Enough of this...
+1 vote from me.....  But each time someone replies or puts a "like" on a post, it'll probably only boost the attention of this thread.

I quite agree really, it is quite simple to search for jokes on the Internet, a far bigger and wide ranging database than can be supplied by the of a thousand forums.
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