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Title: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: blakestyger on 04/10/2008 13:48:53: Better than Cheesy Whotsits, fruit corners or those ghastly little processed cheese snacks - pop some of these into Gideon's and Jocasta's lunchbox. They'll be the envy of all their mates who have to make shift with brown bread sandwiches and carrot sticks. [xx(]

http://www.porkscratchingworld.com/ [;D]

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Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 04/10/2008 14:28:09: YUM!
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: Make it Lady on 04/10/2008 15:16:13: Oh my god! I've died and gone to pork scratching heaven. We have had a major scandal in my village....the pub ran out of pork scratchings and didn't get any more in for two weeks. Sinful.
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 04/10/2008 15:46:08: Quote from: Make it Lady on 04/10/2008 15:16:13
Oh my god! I've died and gone to pork scratching heaven. We have had a major scandal in my village....the pub ran out of pork scratchings and didn't get any more in for two weeks. Sinful.

That calls for a drive-by!
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: JimBob on 04/10/2008 23:08:29: I'll grease up the Uzi so it won't jam up - banana clips for all.
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: Make it Lady on 05/10/2008 00:11:24: Oh no, I hate dried banana.
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 05/10/2008 12:01:43: Quote from: JimBob on 04/10/2008 23:08:29
I'll grease up the Uzi so it won't jam up - banana clips for all.

Uzis don't use banana clips

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F8%2F86%2FUzi_1.jpg%2F300px-Uzi_1.jpg&hash=02178e6c64b25a208aa3eed238b2fbca)
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: rosalind dna on 05/10/2008 12:14:41: These banana chips might be a good form of ammunotion for the UZI

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Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 05/10/2008 14:02:51: You could take someone's eye out with those! [B)]
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: rosalind dna on 05/10/2008 17:26:18: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 05/10/2008 14:02:51
You could take someone's eye out with those! [B)]

Doc surely it's better than killing to feed or shoot food at them (JOKE) lol [;)]
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 05/10/2008 17:38:46: Shooting food at them could be interesting if they eat squirrels [:D]
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: Don_1 on 05/10/2008 17:50:32: Pork Scratchings are great, only trouble is, after eating them you need a new set of teeth!

I tend to suck them into submission for about a week or so, then chew.

Hmmm, perhaps this could be good idea for a new diet.

"Only 10,000 calories per pack - but it will take a month of Sundays to eat them AND you will use 200,000 calories in the process - try the new slimmers dream - PORK SCRATCHINGS".

Dried banana !!! (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsick029.gif&hash=aa76f31d783a9c23d1e70fdb554b7f89) (http://www.freesmileys.org) Like eating the buttons off your coat.
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 05/10/2008 17:53:03: They're all the rage at the Tel Aviv branch of Weight Watchers! [:D]
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: rosalind dna on 05/10/2008 18:23:32: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 05/10/2008 17:53:03
They're all the rage at the Tel Aviv branch of Weight Watchers! [:D]

LOL LOL LOL LOL
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: JimBob on 06/10/2008 03:58:33: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 05/10/2008 12:01:43
Quote from: JimBob on 04/10/2008 23:08:29
I'll grease up the Uzi so it won't jam up - banana clips for all.

Uzis don't use banana clips

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F8%2F86%2FUzi_1.jpg%2F300px-Uzi_1.jpg&hash=02178e6c64b25a208aa3eed238b2fbca)

Quite quibbling and be a nasty old fart - not a namby pamby "don't use banana clips" (said snidely, of course)

And I also LIKE Banana Chips. They are healthy and don't cause tooth decay.
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: rosalind dna on 06/10/2008 10:59:16: Jim I like Banana Chips but mixed up in other foods not on their own. Like cereals for brekkie.
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 06/10/2008 12:27:03: What about these banana thingies?

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Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 06/10/2008 12:28:34: Quote from: JimBob on 06/10/2008 03:58:33

And I also LIKE Banana Chips. They are healthy and don't cause tooth decay.

But you haven't got any teeth. Or hair.
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: JimBob on 06/10/2008 15:37:39: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 06/10/2008 12:28:34
Quote from: JimBob on 06/10/2008 03:58:33

And I also LIKE Banana Chips. They are healthy and don't cause tooth decay.

But you haven't got any teeth. Or hair.

The lack of teeth is not as critical as it is in your case - don't judge others by your standards. And the store-bought teeth work just fine. As for hair, I don't swim in filthy, scummy pond water all day so what does it matter? That is why clothes, including hats, caps, etc., were invented.

Being civilized is so much better. To get your Doctorate, all you had to do was prove you could fell a tree exactly on the line marked by your instructor. For humans it takes much more.

And then there are those little "gifts" you leave around the pond and plague us as we stroll the country-side --
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Frude%2F11.gif&hash=73124c01082b2d312143b477e9646d8e)

Please, clean up after yourself.
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 06/10/2008 15:57:56: There's no need to get obstreperous just because you happen to be edentate.
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: neilep on 06/10/2008 16:38:26: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 05/10/2008 17:53:03
They're all the rage at the Tel Aviv branch of Weight Watchers! [:D]

lol..I've spent a lot of time in Israel and you'd be surprised how much ' white meat ' is eaten there......

I love Pork Scratchings too...and I luff scratching Pork also ...although, the piggys think I am interfering with them.. [:o] (dread the thought..I'm a multi-ewe sheepy...swines are not my bag !!)....All I wanna do is learn to forage truffles !!.....though, I think we should all call for 'Scratch a Pig day'....pigs don't mind...they have lots of itches !!

Hmmmm...I'm surprised jamie Oliver doesn't get on the bandwagon...hailing the health benefits of porky scratchies !!

*le yummy*
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: Make it Lady on 06/10/2008 21:43:42: I was out walking the other day and saw a lonely pig in a fenched off corner of a field. I went over to the fence and gave its back a good old scritch. The piggy wig enjoyed it so much it lay down and let me scritch its tummy. I must admit it put me off eating pork for about 3 days.
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: Make it Lady on 06/10/2008 21:45:35: Quote from: Don_1 on 05/10/2008 17:50:32
Dried banana !!! (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsick029.gif&hash=aa76f31d783a9c23d1e70fdb554b7f89) (http://www.freesmileys.org) Like eating the buttons off your coat.
I've never eaten coat buttons before so I'll take your word for it. Which wine do you serve with coat buttons?
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: RD on 06/10/2008 23:01:59: Quote from: Make it Lady on 06/10/2008 21:45:35
Which wine do you serve with coat buttons?

Bouton-Rothschild (http://www.churchillfinewines.com/mouton-rothschild-1999-36-p.asp) [:)]
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: time-cop on 07/10/2008 10:51:43: Quote
You could take someone's eye out with those

I shudder to think what kind of Opthalmic surgeon you would make ! [:P]
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: Don_1 on 07/10/2008 13:30:34: Quote from: JimBob on 06/10/2008 15:37:39
And then there are those little "gifts" you leave around the pond and plague us as we stroll the country-side --
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Frude%2F11.gif&hash=73124c01082b2d312143b477e9646d8e)

Please, clean up after yourself.

A man built like the proverbial brick outhouse walked into a bar and slid on a huge Richard III and fell to the ground with an almighty THUD. As he got up and dusted himself off, I said to him "I just did that". Why did he punch my lights out?
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: Don_1 on 07/10/2008 13:31:34: Old, but then, so am I.
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: JnA on 07/10/2008 13:34:01: I can't believe that pork scratching are so popular they require a whole world.
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: JimBob on 07/10/2008 22:45:49: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 06/10/2008 15:57:56
There's no need to get obstreperous just because you happen to be edentate.

But I'm not an Edentate. Were I that I would be a sloth, an armadillo or an anteater. I have no delisions about being an animal as some humans in this forum do. A sheep, a fish, a beaver ... what next? A Musk Ox?
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 08/10/2008 08:09:27: No. A Texas rattlesnake!
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: Make it Lady on 08/10/2008 22:25:43: I will stick to being a Lady. I may be dillusional but at least I don't think I'm an animal.
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 10/10/2008 05:53:52: Quote from: Make it Lady on 08/10/2008 22:25:43
I will stick to being a Lady. I may be dillusional but at least I don't think I'm an animal.

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P.S. it's DELUSIONAL
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: Make it Lady on 11/10/2008 00:13:15: I'm the one having the problem, so I can spell it how I like!
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: JimBob on 12/10/2008 01:48:00: Quote from: Make it Lady on 11/10/2008 00:13:15
I'm the one having the problem, so I can spell it how I like!

Here, here! Tell the old beaver dropping where to get off the train, dearie!
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 12/10/2008 08:46:31: Quote from: JimBob on 12/10/2008 01:48:00
Quote from: Make it Lady on 11/10/2008 00:13:15
I'm the one having the problem, so I can spell it how I like!

Here, here! Tell the old beaver dropping where to get off the train, dearie!

So says the urine-soaked geriatric from a country where mis-spelling is genetic!
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: Make it Lady on 12/10/2008 20:59:25: How did he know about the water games?
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 12/10/2008 22:22:22: Quote from: Make it Lady on 12/10/2008 20:59:25
How did he know about the water games?
Coz he's a big drip
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: JimBob on 13/10/2008 16:31:07: Quote from: Make it Lady on 12/10/2008 20:59:25
How did he know about the water games?

I don't tell, m'dear. The Bev. must have an weasel who has set up a spy network with a rat spy who is a covert operative located in our rendezvous place. And a peregrine falcon on the payroll to follows us there in the first place to get the mouse or rat into place.

The rodent who styles himself "Doctor" is a despicable despot (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fevil%2F12.gif&hash=2e7afe9131a945f375a6486e03537e19), knowing no bounds to his cruelty or venality.
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: Make it Lady on 13/10/2008 18:44:03: Gosh!
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 13/10/2008 19:48:21: Quote from: JimBob on 13/10/2008 16:31:07
Quote from: Make it Lady on 12/10/2008 20:59:25
How did he know about the water games?

I don't tell, m'dear. The Bev. must have an weasel who has set up a spy network with a rat spy who is a covert operative located in our rendezvous place. And a peregrine falcon on the payroll to follows us there in the first place to get the mouse or rat into place.

The rodent who styles himself "Doctor" is a despicable despot (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fevil%2F12.gif&hash=2e7afe9131a945f375a6486e03537e19), knowing no bounds to his cruelty or venality.

Prat
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: JimBob on 14/10/2008 02:48:20: This has nothing to do with my buttocks - unless it concerns MIL and I - alone. So please stop prating into our business.

Quote from: Make it Lady on 13/10/2008 18:44:03
Gosh!

Yes, my love, evil haunts the woods and especially the pond.
Title: Re: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: Make it Lady on 14/10/2008 15:51:31: Is your wood possessed?
Title: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: JimBob on 15/10/2008 02:13:27: Most women would say it so - it is known to drive women to the edge of insane ecstasy.
Title: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 15/10/2008 11:57:10: Quote from: Make it Lady on 14/10/2008 15:51:31
Is your wood possessed?

RE-possessed. He couldn't afford the payments
Title: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: JimBob on 15/10/2008 23:42:35: Quote from: DoctorBeaver on 15/10/2008 11:57:10
Quote from: Make it Lady on 14/10/2008 15:51:31
Is your wood possessed?

RE-possessed. He couldn't afford the payments

Actually, Lloyd's has it insured so the bank couldn't touch it - Money doesn't really turn me on.

And we are NOT talking about timber, although that is all that is on your rodent mind - your diet. And NO! you may not nibble on it! Pervert!
Title: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: Make it Lady on 16/10/2008 17:29:50: A wunch of bankers would be interested in touching it, I'm sure.
Title: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: JimBob on 16/10/2008 23:41:01: Quote from: Make it Lady on 16/10/2008 17:29:50
A wunch of bankers would be interested in touching it, I'm sure.

Are they all homosexual??
Title: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: Make it Lady on 17/10/2008 23:58:55: I'm sure they will do anything for money in the present climate.
Title: Do you really want to Give your kids these?
Post by: yor_on on 31/12/2008 10:29:08: Awh
:)