[Pseudoscience-is-malarkey (OP)]

Very few people do it.

[alancalverd]

Obviously, but you just can't get the staff these days.

[Zer0]

" Life is like a Moustache.
It can be Wonderful or Terrible...
But it always Tickles! "

(Nora)

[Karen W.]

I like a well groomed mustache and beard but do not care for an unkept  one.

[paul cotter]

What do think of Billy Gibbons and his massive beard?

[Karen W.]

It seems very long well groomed and clean,which is all great but it's too long for me...

[Karen W.]

https://heygoldie.com/blog/best-beard-styles#:~:text=Totally%20yes%2C%20and%20that%20means,best%20beard%20styles%20in%202023.

These are all ok... and I also like the shadowy ones that are well trimmed etc..

[paul cotter]

He apparently likes to cook, I reckon it's a fire hazard.