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Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: Make it Lady on 13/05/2010 15:50:10

My moggy "Mossy" went to the vets today and had a man's operation (if you know what I mean?) He has come back looking very sorry for himself. He was so proud of his plums! Has anyone got any suggestions of things that might cheer him up. Songs, poems, toys etc.
He is also going to be a Daddy in a weeks time and has the added responsibility of parenthood.

   

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: RD on 13/05/2010 15:54:12

Quote from: Make it  Lady on 13/05/2010 15:50:10

Has anyone got any suggestions of things that might cheer him up.

fake plums (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuticles)

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: Make it Lady on 13/05/2010 16:42:47

I only have nectarines, will they do?

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: graham.d on 13/05/2010 17:45:08

Good pharmaceuticals may be best. Poor fellah!

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: Geezer on 13/05/2010 17:56:21

Get one of those little radio controlled cars and sew it into a mouse suit.

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: SeanB on 13/05/2010 21:47:21

Buy him a sports car and some bling, you know, to compensate ;)

Seems to work well for most males.........

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: RD on 14/05/2010 02:34:53

I've just thought of a better name than Neuticles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuticles) for fake plums ... "Faux (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faux)nads" (rhymes with gonads).  [:)]

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: Karen W. on 14/05/2010 03:21:04

LOL...LOLI like that one too! LOL

Best wishes Mossy kitty..Just think Now when you Tom.. No on else  after this litter can claim you is their Daddy! LOL No evidence!LOL Besides You already done gone and done it didn't ya! LOL...

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: demografx on 14/05/2010 05:26:49

How about an ASCII/DOS playmate?

 = ^ . . ^ =

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: LeeE on 14/05/2010 17:31:31

OMG!! ...and then she told the vet to cut them off?!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GToE3mdkBc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GToE3mdkBc)

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: Make it Lady on 14/05/2010 17:49:19

That cat on the youtube looks just like Mossy. I will show him the clip and see if it cheers him up.
He has been a lot more chirpy today. He is not doing much in the way of big leeps but he is acting like a big kitten.
The vet told me he is not allowed to lick his balls. I told the vet that if he tried to lick my cats nads I'd report him to the police.

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: Make it Lady on 14/05/2010 17:50:32

RD, I've seen some fauxnads on QVC but I think it might of been a presenter.

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: RD on 14/05/2010 18:03:42

Quote from: Make it  Lady on 14/05/2010 17:49:19

That cat on the youtube looks just like Mossy. I will show him the clip and see if it cheers him up.

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After being denadded Mossy may not be interested.

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: Karen W. on 15/05/2010 18:04:57

POOR MOSSY!

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: geo driver on 17/05/2010 22:12:22

yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away,
but someone took my nads away,
oh yesterday seems far away.

why they had to go
i dont know they wouldnt say,
some things wrong,
nuts have gone, now i long
for yesterday........

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: geo driver on 17/05/2010 22:12:52

catastrophic

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: Geezer on 18/05/2010 03:42:23

Quote from: geo driver on 17/05/2010 22:12:52

catastrophic

Should that not be "castratophic"?

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: RD on 18/05/2010 04:32:53

Don't try to distract it with a wig, evidently (from the extended claws) they don't like them ...

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http://www.kittywigs.com/wigs.html

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: Geezer on 18/05/2010 08:13:05

Quote from: RD on 18/05/2010 04:32:53

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http://www.kittywigs.com/wigs.html

Sheesh! I'm pretty sure the baloon would end with ".....and the white horse you rode in on."

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: demografx on 18/05/2010 14:53:51

Quote from: Geezer on 18/05/2010 03:42:23

Quote from: geo driver on 17/05/2010 22:12:52

catastrophic

Should that not be "castratophic"?

 [;D]                   [;D]                     [;D]

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: Make it Lady on 18/05/2010 19:22:00

Mossy is a lot more cheery now, thanks. Mia is also relieved that she is not being jumped on all the time.

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: geo driver on 19/05/2010 22:35:55

should it be mamma Mia?

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: Winestein on 20/05/2010 11:24:37

So it's basically, here's a bunch of rugrats and it's no more sex for you!

Welcome to modern life Mossy, now you know how human males feel [;D]

Title: Please cheer up my cat?
Post by: Make it Lady on 20/05/2010 20:45:45

My hubby is in tact. I'm kind to him.