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Title: Post your El Crapo Christmas Cracker Jokes Here
Post by: neilep on 24/12/2009 17:28:22
Why do giraffes have long necks ?

Because their feet smell !!


Title: Post your El Crapo Christmas Cracker Jokes Here
Post by: neilep on 24/12/2009 17:37:50
How many ears does Captain Kirk have ?

3

His left ear, his right ear and the final front-ear !!


Title: Post your El Crapo Christmas Cracker Jokes Here
Post by: neilep on 24/12/2009 18:26:38
What's the slogan for the Eskimo lottery?


'You've got to be Inuit to win ewe it!'
Title: Post your El Crapo Christmas Cracker Jokes Here
Post by: neilep on 24/12/2009 18:28:25
How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?

He has Santa claws!
Title: Post your El Crapo Christmas Cracker Jokes Here
Post by: neilep on 24/12/2009 18:29:30
Why did the atheist cross the road?

So he could see both sides.
Title: Post your El Crapo Christmas Cracker Jokes Here
Post by: neilep on 24/12/2009 18:30:43
Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can 'ho ho ho'!
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Post by: neilep on 24/12/2009 18:31:15
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker!
Title: Post your El Crapo Christmas Cracker Jokes Here
Post by: neilep on 24/12/2009 18:33:13
What happened to the turkey at Christmas?

It got gobbled!
Title: Post your El Crapo Christmas Cracker Jokes Here
Post by: neilep on 24/12/2009 18:35:13
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

One that's deep pan, crisp and even!
Title: Post your El Crapo Christmas Cracker Jokes Here
Post by: neilep on 24/12/2009 18:36:12
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinsilitis!
Title: Post your El Crapo Christmas Cracker Jokes Here
Post by: chris on 25/12/2009 01:15:30
What d'ya call a shepherd without any sheep...?

Ewes-less....
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Post by: yor_on on 25/12/2009 05:44:11
Ok, I got three of them?

:)
Title: Post your El Crapo Christmas Cracker Jokes Here
Post by: Bored chemist on 02/01/2010 12:35:27
What's Fath er Xmas's favourite pizza?

Deep pan; crisp and even.
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Post by: rosalind dna on 02/01/2010 15:04:41
Why did you pull the crackers???

To see the Qwackers jokes
Title: Post your El Crapo Christmas Cracker Jokes Here
Post by: Make it Lady on 05/01/2010 22:06:46
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snow balls
Title: Post your El Crapo Christmas Cracker Jokes Here
Post by: Karen W. on 06/01/2010 10:31:07
LOL..I love that one!
Title: Post your El Crapo Christmas Cracker Jokes Here
Post by: rosalind dna on 06/01/2010 10:58:55
Quote from: DiscoverDave on 03/01/2010 13:42:56
Quote from: rosalind dna on 02/01/2010 15:04:41
Why did you pull the crackers???

To see the Qwackers jokes

Don't get it? 

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