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Title: Yarg, Ye Scurvy Dogs!
Post by: AllenG on 18/09/2009 18:22:19

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Title: Yarg, Ye Scurvy Dogs!
Post by: neilep on 18/09/2009 20:04:05

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!

Funny ewe should post this because today was ' dress like a pirate 'day at my Sophies(7) school !..and she looked fab !


And this is my favourite pirate joke ever !!


"Why are Pirates called Pirates"
.....



"because they arrrggghhhh !! "


LOL...the punch line to be delivered with a piratey thrust of the arm !!



As told to me by my then 12 year old daughter !!

Title: Yarg, Ye Scurvy Dogs!
Post by: Karen W. on 19/09/2009 05:54:38

Quote from: neilep on 18/09/2009 20:04:05

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!

Funny ewe should post this because today was ' dress like a pirate 'day at my Sophies(7) school !..and she looked fab !


And this is my favourite pirate joke ever !!


"Why are Pirates called Pirates"
.....



"because they arrrggghhhh !! "


LOL...the punch line to be delivered with a piratey thrust of the arm !!



As told to me by my then 12 year old daughter !!

Thats pretty cute! I love pirate talk! LOL...

Title: Yarg, Ye Scurvy Dogs!
Post by: RD on 19/09/2009 06:09:47

A pirate with an eye patch, a hook, and a peg leg walks into a tavern and orders a rum.
Curious, the bartender says, "You look like you've been through a lot of sea battles. How did you get the peg leg?"
The pirate answered, "Arr, a cannonball blew me leg right off in the midst of battle!"
"Wow! And how about the hook?" asked the bartender.
"Arr, me hand was eaten by a shark on the high seas!"
"That's amazing! And the eye patch?"
"Arr, a seagull crapped in me eye."
Confused, the bartender asked, "How can you lose your eye from seagull crap?"
The pirate replied, "Well, it was me first day with the hook."

Title: Yarg, Ye Scurvy Dogs!
Post by: Karen W. on 19/09/2009 06:13:45

LOL..LOL..LOL....hee hee hee..... I love it! YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!! lol...

Title: Yarg, Ye Scurvy Dogs!
Post by: Karen W. on 19/09/2009 06:15:32

I cant quit laughing... Thanks RD! LOL....BIG HUGS!!

Title: Yarg, Ye Scurvy Dogs!
Post by: AllenG on 19/09/2009 06:48:42

Funny stuff, arrrr.

Title: Yarg, Ye Scurvy Dogs!
Post by: Karen W. on 19/09/2009 06:54:48

Yes it is...Thanks for the link Allen.

Title: Yarg, Ye Scurvy Dogs!
Post by: graham.d on 20/09/2009 10:06:19

Quote from: RD on 19/09/2009 06:09:47

A pirate with an eye patch, a hook, and a peg leg walks into a tavern and orders a rum.
Curious, the bartender says, "You look like you've been through a lot of sea battles. How did you get the peg leg?"
The pirate answered, "Arr, a cannonball blew me leg right off in the midst of battle!"
"Wow! And how about the hook?" asked the bartender.
"Arr, me hand was eaten by a shark on the high seas!"
"That's amazing! And the eye patch?"
"Arr, a seagull crapped in me eye."
Confused, the bartender asked, "How can you lose your eye from seagull crap?"
The pirate replied, "Well, it was me first day with the hook."

Could have been worse; a single man on a ship for months with no women around...

Another prosthetic may be required.

Title: Yarg, Ye Scurvy Dogs!
Post by: Karen W. on 20/09/2009 17:58:57

OH Man.. Thats no good! LOL..LOL Poor pirates!