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There are some people who get their food from supermarket bins. The food is perfectly OK, it's just past it's sell by date...... a little like me!
I have been thinking of ways to survive without any money. My only idea so far is to attend local funerals of popular people and pretend you know them to obtain free nosh at the wake. I realise this is an extreme idea but does anyone else have any good ideas for survival during the credit crunch. Anything free please.
... and target cars that have loads of people in it
I'd steal from drive-through takeaways, just bolt up and grab the bag as they're handing it over! and target cars that have loads of people in it
This will get you arrested and slung in the choky 'at Her Majesties’ Pleasure' where they will have to feed you and generally look after you. AND IT WON'T COST YOU A PENNY.
Quote from: Madidus_Scientia on 07/12/2008 06:38:51... and target cars that have loads of people in itIs that so they can all chase you and give you pasting? []Surely it would be less painless to nick the dinners from single occupants.
Quote from: blakestyger on 07/12/2008 10:31:17Quote from: Madidus_Scientia on 07/12/2008 06:38:51... and target cars that have loads of people in itIs that so they can all chase you and give you pasting? []Surely it would be less painless to nick the dinners from single occupants.The more people the more food, and unless Usain Bolt is in the car with them I think you've got a pretty good head start by the time they realise wtf happened and get out of the car. The fastfood chain would likely just give them some more anyway.