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Title: Hacked satellites
Post by: cansouth on 04/12/2005 16:16:34
HACKED SATELLITES.

A private person has hacked several satellites and sends out illegal signals probably all over the world. The signals make people behave physical different than normal.

1. People use their hands more to touch their faces, cheeks, chins, mouths and their heads in general.

On APECs meeting on Saturday 19. of November 2005 in Busan in South-Corea, CNN send pictures of states leaders wearing traditional clothes. On the video it was possible to observe the kind of hand movements which the satellite signals increase. The state leaders made these hand movements more then normal, because of illegal satellite signals.

http://edition.cnn.com/2005/BUSINESS/11/19/apec.bush.korea.ap/index.html
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Of the trial against Saddam Hussein in Bagdad, CNN also send pictures. The people who sat beside and behind Saddam Hussein also made these kind of hand movements. Because of illegal satellite signals they made these kind of hand movements more then they normally would have done.

http://www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/2005/11/28/450643.html
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The person on the left on the photo and the person on the right on the photo make these kind of hand movements which have increased because of illegal satellite signals.


Here is another example of the hand movements which have increased in frequency:

http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,2144,1795598,00.html
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These kind of hand movements are not necessarily unnatural, but they appear more often now, because of the illegal satellite signals. If you compare these events to other events, you should be able to see the difference in frequency of these hand movements.


2. Another effect from these satellite signals is that people blink more with their eyes than before. It is especial easy to observe this on news reporters and news presenters on television. It is especial easy to observe the blinking increase on tv channels like Bloomberg and Sky News.  


3. The illegal satellite signals are dangerous, because they affect people physical, and therefore also psychological. The illegal satellite signals increase sickness and death on people around the world.

The hacker could send even more dangerous signals.
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 04/12/2005 16:28:50
http:\www.whataloadofoldtat.com
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 04/12/2005 16:30:14
quote:
Another effect from these satellite signals is that people blink more with their eyes than before


With their eyes? Now that really is strange!
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: cansouth on 04/12/2005 20:12:22
If you dont see the increased movements for example on television, then you dont help much. These pictures do not show the increase, but are examples of which kinds of movements which have increased.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fus.news3.yimg.com%2Fus.i2.yimg.com%2Fp%2Frids%2F20051114%2Fi%2Fr4170428907.jpg%3Fx%3D380%26y%3D250%26sig%3DO_YHQpDSG.PgnIStNJFmXg--&hash=a3e5da6caf2f1feda38ce10485906d2c)
The person to the left and the person to the right.

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The person behind Saddam Hussein.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fus.news3.yimg.com%2Fus.i2.yimg.com%2Fp%2Fap%2F20051123%2Fcapt.bag11011231330.iraq_saddam_trial_bag110.jpg%3Fx%3D242%26y%3D345%26sig%3DYEHQRBNwNJ5RK96AiDxrVA--&hash=6d2e5d0b981ff628b4e0c4b7711bb4ce)
Saddam Husseins movement.

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The person to the left of the eight persons.
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 05/12/2005 00:57:49
My Latin teacher used to constantly pull at his eyebrows. Does that mean he was affected?

But where is the proof that these movements have increased? Was the research conducted on a cross-section of the public or just those in the public eye?

Now here's something else for you... there are a lot more red cars around today than there were 100 years ago. This proves that Earth is being prepared for an invasion by creatures who live in red cars. The only way we can thwart them is by buying only green or blue cars as blue & green are the colours of their enemies & if the "red" creatures see enough blue & green cars they will think there are many of their enemies already on Earth & thus search out an alternative planet to invade.
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: cansouth on 05/12/2005 22:04:57
Two more photos:

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fus.news3.yimg.com%2Fus.i2.yimg.com%2Fp%2Frids%2F20051205%2Fi%2Fr2720861102.jpg%3Fx%3D380%26y%3D284%26sig%3DuDg_zpd7.KMlpVengFir5Q--&hash=2e22935ff5dd57c561658d63d9ca2b27)
The person to the left.

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The person behind
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: Solvay_1927 on 05/12/2005 23:20:01
Here's more evidence that beams from satellites have been making people touch themselves for a long long time!
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi30.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc336%2FSolvay_1927%2FRodin20-20Thinker.jpg&hash=d7995ec5c1e56041730bf9f37b6674de)
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Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: chris on 05/12/2005 23:26:01
Is it me, or is the effect of the satellite Arab-specific ?

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception"
 - Groucho Marx
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 05/12/2005 23:35:11
It's in geo-synchronous orbit above Iraq
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: cansouth on 06/12/2005 18:34:56
1.
Now the trial against Saddam Hussein has started again, and CNN sends a lot from it.

Saddam Hussein and the other accused make a lot of the hand movements which the illegal satellite signals increase. Also the judge make some.

It seems to be people who are physical relaxed who react most visibly on the signals which increase hand movements.

Also politicians who only listen to others speeches in parliaments, seem to react quite visibly on the signals which increase hand movements.

2.
And people who are concentrated, like news presenters, react more visibly on the signals which increase the eye blinking.
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 06/12/2005 19:30:10
Much more of this rubbish & you'll be feeling the movement of my hand!
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: Bass on 07/12/2005 05:14:17
I've got loads of tin foil to make hats with- any takers?

Subduction causes orogeny.
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: neilep on 07/12/2005 06:21:01
I'll have a hat please Skip.

To what end would people want to increase hand movements in satellite imagery ?...


Perhaps we should be wary of the above pictures being posted here...hmm...stinks of conspiracy !!...and why do people see conspiracies every where anyway ?

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Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: cansouth on 08/12/2005 02:16:44
Here are three more examples:

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fus.news1.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2Fp%2Frids%2F20051128%2Fi%2Fra2425485797.jpg&hash=05b273bb4412ea755cffcfd1fe0f61fe)

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(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.a.cnn.net%2Fcnn%2F2005%2FWORLD%2Fmeast%2F12%2F06%2Fsaddam.hussein.trial%2Fstory.saddam1.tues.ap.jpg&hash=c1951b1287cdf78b401946414610aa86)
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: sharkeyandgeorge on 10/12/2005 14:15:40
my sisters a shrink i think you two should talk cansouth

Giggidy Giggidy Goo
The philosopher Q man
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: cansouth on 14/12/2005 04:49:32
Two more photos with hand movements which are typical results of the illegal satellite signals:

The judge in the Saddam Hussein trial:
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aptnvideo.net%2Fk1%2Fresources%2Fnews%2F27844-small.gif&hash=fe9fea5076ff3052322cce0de36718d3)

Norwegian minister Kristin Halvorsen:
(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dinepenger.no%2Fimages%2F8925%2Ffus1105.gif&hash=3c0dffc4863c391d507b8d9111f6c4cd)
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: rosy on 14/12/2005 10:23:19
Ur... I believe it's a fairly well know thing that people put their hands round their mouth more when nervous. Anyone doing interview/presentation skills training etc will tell you that it's a good thing to avoid if you want to appear confident.
So. I think what this might show is that people who know they're on camera are more likely to be nervous....
Wow.
Not to mention the fact that the magazine cover immediately above has blatantly been picked to make the woman (I expect I should recognise her, but my general knowledge is pretty woeful) look like she's been caught off balance trying to rearrange her lip gloss.
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 14/12/2005 15:18:26
I want to know what a Slutt Pakke is
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: neilep on 14/12/2005 17:33:12
After doing extensive research on the net I came across this photo of this dubious looking individual....what could it all possibly mean ?

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv185%2Fneilep%2FDSC02162.jpg&hash=f773a68b489e285ffc7f0ef6bfa66cf2)

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Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 14/12/2005 17:35:54
Oh no... I just scratched my nose. They're getting at me too! [:0]
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: Solvay_1927 on 14/12/2005 23:36:16
Talking about conspiracy theories ...

Is "cansouth" just Neil's alter-ego, and this whole thread is just a clever ploy to promote the posting of pictures on this forum??? [:o)]
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 15/12/2005 00:30:04
heh, Paul... could be
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: cansouth on 15/12/2005 00:44:15
The illegal satellite signals are dangerous, because they disturbe people.

If you observe the increase of the blinking or increased hand movements, you can report it to Interpol or other authorities.

If you do not observe any effects of the illegal signals, you are not especial useful in this case. (Except the forum owners who let this thread exist. Thanks to them.)


When I discuss this matter elsewhere, the blinking increase is often "explained" by modern tv-cameras, or more lights in tv studios.

But these described hand movements are easy too observe. Especially on people who are relaxed, for instance parliament politicians who listen to others speeches. You can see these movements "everywhere".

It is a question if some of you can observe the increased frequency and maybe also the intensity of these hand movements.


I am not joking. Satellites are hacked, and the hacker sends illegal signals into peoples brains. These signals cause different behaviour to human beings.

The hacker could send even more dangerous signals if he wants.
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: ukmicky on 15/12/2005 02:15:03
That reminds me i must change my profile picture.

Cansouth. If i was to touch my face with my left hand rather than my right would it mean anything.

Or am i just being paranoid or silly[:D] you can tell me, be blunt

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Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 15/12/2005 03:53:22
I think we should satellite to this thread (satellite - set alight? Oh why do I bother [:(] )
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: neilep on 15/12/2005 07:39:56
Can I just ask (in case the point has completely missed me) but what are the illegal hacking of pictures that make hand gestures and blinking of eyes exaggerated supposed to indicate ?

I realise you (cansouth) say that they cause different behaviour to human beings but what does that mean ?....

It's not as if I originally thought Saddam was a great bloke who has been hard done by and that these pictures have made me see him in a poorer light !! We just want some credible explanation as to what you mean.





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Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 15/12/2005 12:38:30
I think the hand gesture this thread deserves involves a slightly-clenched fist being moved up & down [:D]
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: peterclarke on 16/12/2005 19:29:04
Well maybe the most interesting aspect of this thread is just how long will it be before the conspiracy nutters take this as evidence of 'the truth' just because it is on so many similar discussion boards (try a Google search to see). I am quite interested in how adherence to daft conspiracies - mostly using pretty spurious evidence on the net - is developing as a kind of pseudo belief system. It is a fascinating example of how information is spread and how 'facts' can be so misinterpreted.

Peter
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: Solvay_1927 on 17/12/2005 01:36:34
Neil,
do you think we could run a competition for the worst pun ever posted on TNS?

My nomination would be for the above one from Eth:
 
quote:
I think we should satellite to this thread (satellite - set alight? Oh why do I bother  )

[:p]
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 17/12/2005 01:48:18
quote:
Neil,
do you think we could run a competition for the worst pun ever posted on TNS?

My nomination would be for the above one from Eth:

    quote: I think we should satellite to this thread (satellite - set alight? Oh why do I bother )




I'm not bovvered. Do I look bovvered? Look at my face. Am I bovvered? Am I? Eh? Do I look bovvered?
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 17/12/2005 01:51:07
quote:
A private person has hacked several satellites


Anyway, how do you know it's a private person? Why not the CIA? Or, as it seems to be Arabs in all your photos, MOSSAD? Come on, put up or shut up!
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: neilep on 17/12/2005 02:24:11
quote:
Originally posted by Solvay_1927

Neil,
do you think we could run a competition for the worst pun ever posted on TNS?

My nomination would be for the above one from Eth:
 
quote:
I think we should satellite to this thread (satellite - set alight? Oh why do I bother  )

[:p]



I think you've found the winner already Paul [:D].....any lower in quality than that and it would have an Ozzie accent [:)]...that quip from Eth is indeed quality low brow punnage ![;)]

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 17/12/2005 02:41:29
Do I win a badge? eh? eh? Do I?
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: ukmicky on 17/12/2005 02:55:51
HEY Doc

why not make your own or let jim fix it for you

http://www.thomasscott.net/jim/

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Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 17/12/2005 03:29:49
Make my own? What do you think I have servants for!
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: neilep on 22/12/2005 21:50:29
Yes you win a badge Eth. I'm sure I can find my ' I went for a day trip down the sewers and now I don't bite my nails ' badge somewhere.

And that Jim'll fix it site is great Michael.

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: cansouth on 27/12/2005 12:50:31
I am not a technical expert, but I think it is like this:


A. The person which has hacked satellites, probably uses private equipment to reach the satellites directly. Then the companies, which are technical responsible for the satellites, do not observe the hacking.


B. Normal satellite signals are so large that they do not get into the brains of human beings. But the hacker sends very fine small signals which enter inside peoples brains. These signals then hit nerve systems or functions systems in peoples brains. Then the hacker can make human beings behave different than normal.


C. Thin metal protection will probably not help. Normally the brain cranium stops at least large parts of satellite signals.

The illegal satellite signals are so fine (high-resolution) that they enter through the cranium and metal.

When hospitals do brain scanning, signals enter through the brain cranium.

Articles about brain scanning:
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/brain/scanning/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4715327.stm


D. If you observe the increase in the mentioned hand movements, you can report it to:

Interpol
http://www.interpol.net/

The Swedish government
http://www.regeringen.se/

The Norwegian government
http://www.odin.no/

The German government
http://www.bundesregierung.de/en

The Spanish government
http://www.la-moncloa.es/default.htm

The Swiss government
http://www.admin.ch/ch/index.en.html
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 27/12/2005 14:07:55
OK, it's not that difficult to build a microwave transmitter powerful enough to broadcast to a satellite. You'd only need a power output of 25-50W to do it. A tweaked microwave oven, a length of waveguide and a satellite dish would be more than adequate (as microwave ovens work at 2.4GHz & satellite altimetry is in the 12-18GHz range it would need changes to capacitors & transistors, and then some fine tuning. But for someone who knows what he's doing, not too difficult).
Right, now let's assume that this mysterious person has found a way to broadcast at satellite altimetry frequencies without being detected by the massive arrays used by government agencies to monitor all transmissions on exactly those frequencies (broadcast & comms satellites work in the same band). That means it's someone who has access to top-level security data from the U.S., Britain, Russia, Israel etc. so he knows how those arrays work, thus being able to avoid detection (all of those systems work differently & utilise parts from different suppliers, so it can't be a design engineer).
Let's also assume that the companies who run the satellites are so inept they simply don't realise that someone's playing silly buggers with them. Or maybe their monitoring systems have also been tampered with!.
Finally, let's suppose that this chap has discovered a way to affect people's behaviour with microwave transmissions
So,  we're looking for a microwave whizz-kid with top-level security clearance in every technologically advanced country, who is so good he's even managed to fool the satellite companies, who is a genius neuroscientist, and who has no sense of humour (I say no sense of humour because why would he just make people touch their faces? Wouldn't it be a lot more fun to make them touch their genitals? Or someone else's genitals? That would have caused a real hoot during the US presidential live debates!). Quite a guy, eh!
He shouldn't be that difficult to find. If I do come across him I shall most certainly report him - to Dr Doolally from Lala Land!
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: neilep on 27/12/2005 14:33:59
Cansouth can also be found here http://www.scienceagogo.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=print_topic;f=1;t=000451

So Cansouth, you seem to be persistant in your posts but inconsistent in responding to specifics.

I still want to know WHY people would do this. To say it disturbs people just doesn't seem to cut it with me I want to know specifically why someone with the means as described by drbeaver is doing this.

Cansouth, you just seem to be making claims and spreading the word from one forum to another....pehaps there is no hacking of satellites and it's just YOU making some conspiracy noise !

Maybe when the holiday season is over you'll be returned to the ward for a medical top up eh ?

shall I delete this thread Peeps ?



Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: cansouth on 27/12/2005 16:53:17
quote:
I still want to know WHY people would do this. To say it disturbs people just doesn't seem to cut it with me I want to know specifically why someone with the means as described by drbeaver is doing this.


I think the hacker consider it to be a kind of art.
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 27/12/2005 17:11:42
Cansouth - Are you going to answer the points I raised or do you want me to continue thinking you nothing but a deluded fool?
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: revsorg on 02/01/2006 01:08:54
In a brief gap between mince pies and turkey leftovers I came across this topic on a couple of forums so I decided to set the record straight about hacked satellites by building an information website at www.hackedsatellites.com

All of the facts stated are completely true, and scientifically accurate [:D]
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: neilep on 02/01/2006 01:32:00
LOL..Excellent Matt ...thank you for setting the record straight at last. I love the cat photos.[:D][:D][:D]

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/01/2006 13:10:59
Great stuff, Matt. And, as you said, all completely factual... honest guv! [:D]
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: revsorg on 02/01/2006 15:05:52
The cat has nearly forgiven me now.  They sure know how to sulk!
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/01/2006 17:30:03
Matt - whatever you do, DON'T tell Neil that you glued that foil to the cat's head[:o)]
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: cansouth on 03/01/2006 05:37:32
Here is a link to a website where information about the satellite hacking is collected:

http://www.geocities.com/hackedsatellites/
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 03/01/2006 13:17:20
Cansouth - I've just looked at that geocities site.

A meeting with the police in Spain during which hacking was discussed? The hacker possibly admitted it to the police but they haven't arrested him? Remote controlled planes? A plan for a greater Israel? Reading George Bush's mind? (What mind!?)
You say all the information is being collected on that geocities site? What information? All that's there are wild speculations with absolutely nothing to back up what's being said.
As for the so-called photographs of satellites... are you being serious? Only 1 of them has even the remotest possibility of being a photograph. The others are blatantly illustrations. Just look at the size of the moon on 1 of them!
So newsreaders blink more, do they? You've obviously never sat in front of studio lighting. People blink more in bright light... FACT!
I think you should ask matron to give you your medication earlier in the day.
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 03/01/2006 13:23:27
I've just noticed that cansouth is an anagram of tha' con us.
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: revsorg on 03/01/2006 15:16:24
"Sorry, this GeoCities site is currently unavailable."
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: neilep on 03/01/2006 16:07:11
quote:
Originally posted by revsorg

"Sorry, this GeoCities site is currently unavailable."



Please hack a satellite after the tone and we'll get back to you !

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: cansouth on 06/01/2006 07:25:14
It was probably the satellite hacker who made president George W. Bush write this note the 14. of September 2005:

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.thetimes.co.uk%2FTGD%2Fpicture%2F0%2C%2C228604%2C00.jpg&hash=66a6fdb94d2ac6ecfe6f1fa09e7f8752)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-1781796,00.html
http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/uriks/article1115556.ece

Note that it happened after 6. of June 2005


The note President Bush wrote about visiting the bathroom, was written the 14. of September 2005. Three days after 11. september. He wrote it in United Nations during a Security Council meeting in New York. In the same organisation where Colin Powell argued for going to war against Iraq.

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.back-to-iraq.com%2Farchives%2FFiles%2F05powell.7.jpg&hash=679781395c2052d4fae8500d13237403)
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: cansouth on 06/01/2006 07:38:53
quote:
The latin european hackers are the best of the world.

http://www.mqseries.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=118807#118807

Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 06/01/2006 12:01:42
I was representing myself in a custody case which meant I had to sit at the front of the court with the barristers. We were continually passing notes to one another & I distinctly remember passing 1 to the barrister on my right stating that I hoped the judge adjourned for lunch soon as I was busting to go to the toilet. That was in Jan 2000 - less than 3 weeks after the millenium celebrations in the same town! [:0]
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 06/01/2006 12:08:23
The perpetrator revealed!

http://www.geocities.com/satellitehackingtruth/
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: sharkeyandgeorge on 13/01/2006 14:56:45
i belive i asked this before is cansouth mental?( and not in a good way)

"Defender of the Sea"
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: wim on 13/01/2006 15:16:33
this is a really funny topic with cansouth constantly avoiding to answer the quite good questions being asked. How can you believe something like this, wouldn't this genius use this ability to his advantage in some way?
i would, damned i would
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: cansouth on 16/01/2006 06:27:26
quote:
wouldn't this genius use this ability to his advantage in some way?


1.
Mind reading of president Bush.
I think the hackers intension with the hacking was to read the thoughts of president George W. Bush. Probably the hacker has already done that.

2.
The other things the hacker makes is:
1. The increase in the described hand movements
2. The increase in blinking
3. The staccato movements

The reason the hacker makes this is probably he consider it to be a kind of art.
 
3.
This topic could be more interesting for you if you try to observe these last mentioned effects of the illegal satellite signals. It is possible to observe the increase. I am not sure, but the increase is maybe on around twenty percent.

Yes, it is a kind of: "I think maybe I see the increase, but I am not sure". Try to be open minded and evaluate what you observe. Dont be close minded.

(I know there is an increase, so the "I am not sure" was not meant about me)
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 16/01/2006 21:08:45
You're right! My hand movements HAVE increased lately. I keep rubbing them together when I'm outdoors. This is especially noticeable when the wind's blowing. Does wind increase the strength of the signals?
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: sharkeyandgeorge on 19/01/2006 11:43:02
1. george bush dosent have a mind to read

2. bollocks

3. oh dear, i hope this is some sort of elaborate joke your playing on us cansouth if not seek help, right now!

"Defender of the Sea"
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: cansouth on 20/01/2006 14:08:37
quote:
i hope this is some sort of elaborate joke your playing on us

No, it is not a joke.
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 20/01/2006 15:41:47
quote:
Originally posted by sharkeyandgeorge


2. bollocks



Most succinctly put, dear chap [:D]
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: Soul Surfer on 21/01/2006 08:50:55
Cansouth is another candidate for the order of the tinfoil beanie.  Ignore it.
It is good if it is humour and worth a good laugh but like fundamentalist religion it is nasty if people take it seriously.

Learn, create, test and tell
evolution rules in all things
God says so!
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: cansouth on 25/01/2006 15:51:35
The satellite hacker uses satellites to record brain waves, and also to send waves into peoples brains. Here are two articles about recording brainwaves:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2361987.stm
17 November, 2002
quote:
Scientists have developed a sensor that can record brainwaves without the need for electrodes to be inserted into the brain or even placed on the scalp.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6661974/
Dec. 6, 2004
quote:
Brain waves are the very weak electrical signals given off by the firing of millions of nerve cells in the brain. They can be measured by wires in a cap placed on the outside of the head.




Here is a discussion forum post about the subject. I dont know how serious meant this is, but it is interesting reading, anyway:

http://www.talkaboutscience.com/group/sci.bio.technology/messages/18071.html
Apr 20, 2005
quote:
The Pentagon has admitted that the U.S. intelligence agencies called the N.S.A. [ National Security Agency ], C.S.S [ Central Security Service ], D.I.A. [ Defense Intelligence Agency ], D.A.R.P.A. [ Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency ], C.I.A. [ Central Intelligence Agency ], the D.H.S. [ Department of Homeland Security ], and the F.B.I. [ Federal Bureau of Investigation ] Cointelpro or Counter intelligence program unit, has the technology to pick up the private thoughts given by individuals in the vibrations produced by the brains electrical impulses, and that these thoughts can be broadcast via satellites and any other form of technology which uses electromagnetic transfer, i.e. television, radio, the internet, and the telephone. The Pentagon calls this mind reading technology SYNTHETHIC TELEPATHY, although there is nothing paranormal about it.
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: Soul Surfer on 25/01/2006 19:40:17
Totally batty!!  Even with the most sensitive functional NMR, Electro and magneto encellography the best that can be measured is apprximately which areas of the brain are most active as for measuring thoughts in detail and retransmitting them to affect others  not a hope. I'd lay monrey on it and I only bet on certainties.

Now the use of body language and detailed linguistic analysis coupled to the effects of suggestion in images and words as practiced by some of our best illusionists is a totally different matter!!  Most peoples thoughts are quite transparent and they can be highly affected by suggestion and can be controlled in this way.  You are looking in totally the wrong place!

Learn, create, test and tell
evolution rules in all things
God says so!
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 26/01/2006 17:44:56
Ian - 100% agree with all you said.
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: sharkeyandgeorge on 27/01/2006 11:22:54
oh dear cansouth my sisters a shrink i think you two should talk

"Defender of the Sea"
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: Hattie on 15/02/2006 00:09:51
cansouth, could you please answer some questions for me with yes or no answers.
I am very serious in what I ask, and have only joined this forum in order to ask you.

1. Have you ever been diagnosed with schizophrenia (even if you think the diagnosis was wrong)?
2. Have you ever been diagnosed with any mental illness?
3. Is there any medication which you take, or are supposed to take but refuse to?
4. Do you live with your family?
5. Do any of your family or friends know about your satellite theory?
6. Do you ever consider commiting violent, or criminal acts because of your satelitte theory?

I hope you can answer me honestly, thank you.
Title: Re: Hacked satellites
Post by: elegantlywasted on 15/02/2006 03:22:05
I just spend the last 10 minutes enjoying this topic. Cansouth I must congratulate you on your wonderful theory, but I have a question...

Are you on crack?
Title: Hacked satellites
Post by: Pumblechook on 11/09/2008 12:42:39
Are you Tim Rifat?
Title: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 11/09/2008 13:38:37
I'd totally forgotten about that site explaining the truth behind satellite hacking and who the mastermind is.

I wonder who posted that site?  [::)]
Title: Hacked satellites
Post by: Pumblechook on 22/09/2008 00:01:50
There have been cases of people finding quiet bits on the band edge of a satellite transposer but that would only allow a narrow signal to be relayed. TV viewers wouldn't see anything.  As regards jamming a satellite..  Most satellite up-links use quite large transmitter  powers (available if not used normally)and large dishes are used for the uplink which would be beyond the man in the street.
Title: Hacked satellites
Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 24/09/2008 14:13:44
Cansouth, why do you continue to post more "evidence" when it's obvious that none of this has any real substantial evidence? Every new piece of evidence is ridiculed and over-sarcasmised.(No that's not a word, sue me.)
If you can give solid points against the numerous evidence against this, then I'll still make fun of it. Oh well.
Title: Hacked satellites
Post by: rosy on 24/09/2008 15:16:26
Guys... do note that until Pumblechook's post of 11th September this thread had been dormant since  early 2006. Cansouth probably isn't listening anymore.
Title: Hacked satellites
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 25/09/2008 18:24:37
He's been hacked

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