[Slickscientist (OP)]

Do you have a joke? Well, you are in the right place. Post all of your cringy joke on this page, and nowhere else. They could be science jokes or normal ones.

So get cracking,
Slickscientist

[Slickscientist (OP)]

Let me start off...

[chris]

People in the Middle East have some interesting TV viewing habits: in Dubai they don't watch the Flintstones. But Abu Dhabi do...

[Slickscientist (OP)]

I don't get it, but thanks! That joke is everywhere though...

[chris]

I don't get it, but thanks! That joke is everywhere though...

Fred Flintstone's catchphrase was "Yabba dabba do"

[yor_on]

Milk production at a dairy farm was low so the farmer wrote to the local university, asking help from academia. A multidisciplinary team of professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks of intensive on-site investigation took place. The scholars then returned to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task of writing the report was left to the team leader. Shortly thereafter the farmer received the write-up, and opened it to read on the first line: “Consider a spherical cow in vacuum. . . .”

[Slickscientist (OP)]

I don't get it, but thanks! That joke is everywhere though...

Fred Flintstone's catchphrase was "Yabba dabba do"

Oh! I get it now. haha!

[Slickscientist (OP)]

Milk production at a dairy farm was low so the farmer wrote to the local university, asking help from academia. A multidisciplinary team of professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks of intensive on-site investigation took place. The scholars then returned to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task of writing the report was left to the team leader. Shortly thereafter the farmer received the write-up, and opened it to read on the first line: “Consider a spherical cow in vacuum. . . .”

Nice one!

[Colin2B]

People in the Middle East have some interesting TV viewing habits: in Dubai they don't watch the Flintstones. But Abu Dhabi do...

Reminds me of the old joke:
To do is to be - Socrates
To be is to do - Sartre
To Doo be doo be doo - Sinatra

Not science, but philosophy so Alan will like it 

[Slickscientist (OP)]

[Slickscientist (OP)]

Oops! I forgot to tell you that Potassium and Oxygen had a date today; it went OK!😁😆

[alancalverd]

Three men travelling on a train in Patagonia saw a black cow and a white cow in a field.

The politician said "The vast majority of Patagonian cows are black"

The statistician said "A possibly unrepresentative sample suggests that up to half the cows in Patagonia may be black"

The physicist said "I saw two bovine quadrupeds, at least one side of one of which was black."

[alancalverd]

I set a trap and caught six crows, four magpies, four jays, three jackdaws and a raven.
Why should I stop?

Because the next thing I catch will be CORVID19

[Zer0]

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@Salik Imran
So Sorry your OP was Hijacked...
Please do Not Judge US all based on a few responses..
Regards,
0.

[Slickscientist (OP)]

Hello everyone. Or should I say whoa, whoa, whoa!! What did I miss?!!
I put email notifications on a century ago, but since I have not logged in for such a long time, they seemed to disappear...until today. I decided that it was time to log on back, and when I arrived, I saw a massacre of comments that were not remotely related to any (funny) jokes in my jokes thread. What a shame I cannot believe the absurdity of you guys, winging over an important, but pointless topic, in a JOKES THREAD! Ths is not some sort of Bazar...
I'm sorry for my anger burst there, so I will make an appropriate thread for the appropriate topic in the appropriate place, so you guys can have your chat on the latest American politics. Thank you and carry on JOKING.

Also, @Jolly2, you did not sound really jolly there, and I did not have time to read every letter of the absurd comments. If it was in an appropriate thread, only the subject of the heated debate would have been absurd... (that goes for everyone).

[Slickscientist (OP)]

Righteo, here you go...
https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=81817.new#new

[Jolly2]

Also, @Jolly2, you did not sound really jolly there, and I did not have time to read every letter of the absurd comments. If it was in an appropriate thread, only the subject of the heated debate would have been absurd... (that goes for everyone).

I agree with you, I was posting Jokes others decided to start a discussion,  which I protested,  where have those jokes gone?

[Slickscientist (OP)]

Well, Jolly2,
That's a good question...I requested a moderator to delete all of them (not jokes) because the people who post them are abusing the poor old jokes thread. I hope you're happy now that we are getting closer to real jokes...

(DISCLAIMER: There is no real boundary to what counts as a joke and what does not. I am making the decision in this thread that any heated political debates( no matter how dumb or funny that politition is) is not allowed. Thanks.

[Slickscientist (OP)]

Let's get back on track...

[Zer0]

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P.S. - @Salik Imran
Well done taking a strong stance!
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@MODS
Very Good Job, Please keep up the Good Work & Thank You!
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