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Know any good MATH JOKES?
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And this one, a all time favorite of mine, it's not defined in it whether you're a mathematician or not, but I presume it to be at least? Ahem, near?
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This is about the theorist who is hired by the American Dairy Council to help optimize their milk production (because, you know, **Insert your choice*** are smart).
She goes around to the pastures, to the milking stations, looks at the scaling of the distribution networks (definitely not scale-free), etc. After months, she has a presentation prepared. The auditorium is packed. She puts up her first slide and says “First, assume a spherical cow….
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10/03/2010 22:35:24 »
There is data, and there is metadata, but I never met a data I didn't like.
(It's really a database administrator joke. Database administrators are not known for their sense of humour.)
I suppose it should really be "There are data and there are metadata...."
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Curl, whao! maths joke rare to crack. Meanwhile, numbers could be manipulated into jokes
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lets keep trying the untried since the birth of science innovations have been like toy but their impacts have rocked the world
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A teacher (mathematics teacher of course) was explaining about how Newton discovered the law of gravity to a bunch of students in a classroom. A sleepy voice comes from the back of the room, "What did they do before this law was passed?"
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Now this is no math joke but as I cleverly have translated it from the hardest language in the world, yep that's Swedish, I will tell it anyway...
Once upon a time there was a Monastery. As the Novice's meet up for their final test. they all had to connect a bell to 'you know where' for that final judgement of their respective merits. And as they were standing there, lined up in the yard, a most enchantingly beautiful woman came out.
Slowly and eminently provocatively she started to undress. Seeing this one of the Novices couldn't help himself, and alas, his bell started to 'ring'. The Head Monk came over and sternly told the young man that he had to leave the Monastery as his mind wasn't pure. When the novice heard this his pleasure shrunk to a bare minimum, and as a reaction the bell lost its grip and fell to the ground. As he shamefully bent over to retrieve it, suddenly all other bells started to ring.
It was hard times for the monastery, hard times indeed...
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This gotta be a math joke
“What do they call it when everything intersects?”
“The Bermuda Triangle?”
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