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12/06/2008 17:24:33 »
That is fast for a snail. Snailist as well as trollist. Next you will be insulting Beavers.
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most likely - but dissing trolls is so much fun!
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Why do I sense impending beaver abuse?
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I don't know. I would prefer to turn on the troll for a change. she's had it easy for a while.
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Take pity on her. She's got a new job.
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14/06/2008 14:47:39 »
What new job, torturing prisoners at the local library under the guise of education?
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You don't seem to understand what a library is! Prisoners are not kept in libraries, books are. Bossy librarians are not warders, they are simply there to be unhelpful when you need to find a book or to fine you when you forget to bring back a book. Libraries now contain DVDs and have access to the internet. It is hardly Guantanamo Bay is it!
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16/06/2008 03:21:06 »
Actually, yes. Under the Geneva Convention, they are places of torture where one can be ejected for clearing one's throat too loudly, or having a scratchy ink pen.
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18/06/2008 16:20:12 »
I guess it depends what you have in your throat!!
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Go into a library and ask them to reserve "Fly Fishing" by J R Hartley.
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I like fly fishing! but it doesn't involve water.
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20/06/2008 03:16:57 »
oh, you put the fly's you catch into soup at French eateries.
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waiter there is a soup in my fly.
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I think that's my line but then you are too mixed up know what you are doing anyway.
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Can't think of your own jokes, so you are claiming that you should have told my joke. No wonder things are so confused.
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look, doc, when you are though playing cosey, just answer the question MIL asked.
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I've forgotten what it was now.
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it's the Suffolk Down fog addling the brain of this lush - there isn't any other explination
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That's miles away, anyway we don't get a lot of fog in June!
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Everything is big in Texas except your salary. I wonder why they forgot to put that BIG?
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