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At a fancy reception Peppercorn was asked by a widow to guess her age. "You must have some idea," she urged as Peppercorn hesitated. "I have several ideas," he admitted with a smile, "the trouble is that I don't know whether to make it ten years younger because of your looks or ten years older because of your intelligence."   
One day Omid drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. Omid went up to the Peppercorn and said, "Excuse me sir, but why does that pig only have 3 legs?" "Well," said Peppercorn, "that there pig is very special. One time my wife was cooking something she stepped out of the kitchen and it caught on fire. No one in the house knew about it but the pig and he saved me, my wife, and my 2 kids." "That's amazing sir but why does that pig only have three legs?" said Omid. "Then there was that time the pig saw a big storm coming and we didn't. The pig ran into the house and dragged us out to the storm cellar. If it weren't for that pig we would all be dead." "But still, that doesn't explain why the pig only has 3 legs.", Omid exclaimed. "And I remember the time my youngest son was stuck up in a tree but I was too far away to hear him scream. The pig came running towards me and led me to where he was.""Well, that is miracle, but how come that pig only has 3 legs?" Omid said, quite annoyed at this point. "Well," said Peppercorn, "with a pig that special... you don't eat it all at once!!."
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SeanB was startled to see the nonchalant way Peppercorn was taking the fact that his girlfriend was seen with another man. “You said you loved her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn’t knock the guy down?”“I’m waiting.”“Waiting for what?” asked SeanB“Waiting to catch her with a smaller feller.” replied Peppercorn