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General Discussion & Feedback => Just Chat! => Topic started by: Don_1 on 25/08/2009 09:42:57

Title: FOGGER'S LAMENT.
Post by: Don_1 on 25/08/2009 09:42:57

Should we speak,
In apostrophe and comma?
To demonstrate the difference,
Twixt plural and owner.

Could we say ‘capital’,
When starting a sentence?
Or say ‘full stop’,
From this time hence.

For I do become,
So very confused,
By the way,
Our grammar is used.

Without stopping to breathe,
I read a paragraph.
I have no wind left,
To raise a laugh.

‘Full stop’ we say,
Here in the UK
But you say ‘Period’,
In the US of A.

It doesn’t matter,
Which version you choose.
But please use one,
Or the thread I lose.

So try this one,
I ask you now.
‘Bout a farmer,
And his cow.

^{Open quotation marks}This cow is mine^{Close quotation marks}_Comma
Said the farmer aloud_{Full stop}
^{Open quotation marks}No the cow^Apostrophes mine^{Close quotaion marks}_Comma
Said another_Comma so proud_Period

You see it didn’t hurt,
You know you can do it.
Use punctuation,
Or it all sounds like sh1t!

Title: FOGGER'S LAMENT.
Post by: Variola on 25/08/2009 10:04:17

Don-I love it! You romantic old fool you!!!! [:X]

Title: FOGGER'S LAMENT.
Post by: that mad man on 25/08/2009 16:55:38

I thought that was about the old computer game Frogger.

I'm disappointed now!

Title: FOGGER'S LAMENT.
Post by: Variola on 25/08/2009 17:33:50

Quote from: that mad man on 25/08/2009 16:55:38

I thought that was about the old computer game Frogger.

I'm disappointed now!

Ahhh yeah!!

Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep SPLAT! (as the frog is run over!)

Title: FOGGER'S LAMENT.
Post by: Make it Lady on 25/08/2009 18:33:04

Don't tell kermit!

Title: FOGGER'S LAMENT.
Post by: DrChemistry on 25/08/2009 19:14:34

Punctuation we need
but I forgot
My sentence ended up ugly
Like 10-days old snot(?)