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General Science / Re: Is it safe to eat cake that's been frozen for 11 years?

« on: 23/11/2022 14:57:42 »

Well there ewe have it.......disgusting !!.....i think it received a little water damage as some of it was very saturated......still sweet but the texture of the cake sponge was all soft. Probably a preparation error from 2011.


Edible.....but not agreeable...... I am not in hospital and no stomach pump required........which is nice !! 

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General Science / Re: Is it safe to eat cake that's been frozen for 11 years?

« on: 23/11/2022 14:44:55 »

stand by please x

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General Science / Re: Is it safe to eat cake that's been frozen for 11 years?

« on: 23/11/2022 02:03:56 »

Photos to follow of 11 year old frozen cake ! And the consequences of consumption thereof ! Xx

Thank ewe Zer0 ☺️

I DID receive the reminder on my phone from Google calendar , I was just away when  I received it. Will dig it out the freezer tomorrow.


“ gulp “ lol



LoL!

Can't Believe You Really did it...GosH.

P.S. - Amazing Nasty feats, in the name of Sciences.
🎂

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General Science / Re: Is it safe to eat cake that's been frozen for 11 years?

« on: 22/11/2022 23:27:25 »

I have made calender event in Google Calendar with link to this page for 4th Oct 2022.

STAND BY FOR RESULTS.

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Geology, Palaeontology & Archaeology / Could There Be Dinosaurs Floating In Space ?

« on: 05/07/2022 18:42:47 »

Dearest Dinosaurologists and the spirit of  Dicky  (quick kwiz, whom am I referring to ?,,,,easy peasy lemon squeezy)




Dinosaurs are my all time favourite animal that lived millions and millions*of years ago !  Out of all the Triassic reptilian animals that existed millions of years ago, Dinosaurs are my No 1 fave.


(* For all the creationists, that's a bigger number than 6000. I know it's difficult because it;s a big number but.....try !!)




Look here's a happy bunch having their day ruined by a cataclysmic event.



A happy bunch of Dinos about to have their day ruined millions of years ago just now. Bona-fide real photo from the time.






So, as a consequence of the extinction event do ewe think it's probable that bits of dinosaurs are floating around us in orbit ?

I’m referring to the impact blast ejecting Dino space bound.



I propose we send some paleontologists up there with a net




whajafink ?




Hugs and shmishes




sheepy
xxxxxx








Oh Dino, Oh Dino
I hear ewe went to war
With a massive rock from outer space
And now you're dino-SORE !!!  lol

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Technology / What Question Could You Ask To Determine Sentience Of An AI ?

« on: 28/06/2022 13:47:11 »

Recent news that Google may or may not have a sentient AI


Google's 'sentient AI' likened to a 7-year-old child by engineer | Metro News


so, what question could you ask it to determine if the answer is a sentient one or not ? and what specifics of the answer would determine that ?


whajafink ?



hugs and shmishes

mwah mwah


sheepy
xxx

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Plant Sciences, Zoology & Evolution / Re: What are your favourite Plant Pictures?

« on: 14/06/2022 16:48:13 »

Datura innoxia, the downy thorn apple. Difficult to grow successfully in my climate(Ireland) due to blight attack. This is my wife's hand near the flower, not mine.

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Paul, that is a beautiful flower. Well done !

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Physics, Astronomy & Cosmology / With unlimited budget, what would be your ideal space exploration project ?

« on: 27/05/2022 18:39:54 »

With unlimited budget and resources, what would be your ideal space/astronomical/cosmological exploration project ?


Would love to hear some of your ideas.

Mine would be to see how well fleas poo in space !....this would be a paradigm shift in our understanding of everything !

What's yours ?

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Physiology & Medicine / Can JUST a head survive ?

« on: 27/05/2022 18:32:28 »

Dear Cranial Inplantologists,

As a sheepy I just love my head being where it is. Each day I find it at the end of my neck and it pleases me no end.

Say I was the unfortunate casualty of a horrific happenstance ! A very serious papercut that separates my brain bowl from my body.
I know the outpour of grief would stop the Earth spinning but Could my head(or anybody else's head) remain alive and well if attached to the appropriate equipment


As a firm believer in empirical study I perchance found myself removing my neighbour's *head at 3am this morning and with the aid of Lego I created a toy car that I threw at it  !..A toy car that after all my endless research (none) I thought was the appropriate equipment...................anyway no luck there !....sheesh !!!


whajafink ?










*Please do not try this tat home, I am a trained neighbour-head remover.

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Physiology & Medicine / How Do Isolated Tribes Survive Inbreeding Birth Defects ?

« on: 09/09/2021 19:16:49 »

Dear Anthropologists,


Well, the kweschun is in the title !


After a few millennia, how do isolated tribes still survive ? Their cousin may also be their brother, aunt uncle nephew niece sister type thing eh  ?


Surely they'd all be eating grass and playing banjos by now !!


whajafink ?




 

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The Environment / Does Earth Lose Water ?

« on: 09/09/2021 17:15:00 »

Dear Earthologists,


As a sheepy I of course know all about earth, I know doggies like to roll around in it and that it's also where grass grows.  I mean, what else is there to know ? That covers it.


Here is The Earth, to scale 1-1.



The Earth true to scale 1-1 cos I said so.


Is Earthy losing water ? Does any of the water in the atmosphere leak into spacey-wacey ?

If so, how much and does it get replenished whenever the ISS people flush the loo ?


whajafink ?

i don't know.....I'm a sheep !!


hugs and shmishes


mwah mwah

neil
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


Oh H20 oh H20 !
How high do you go ?

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General Science / Re: Science Photo of the Week

« on: 02/09/2021 19:56:01 »

Is that a 'Men At Work' reference ?

It's the movie called the dish. I like men at work.

My favourite track

It references Johnny playing Cricket !

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General Science / Re: Why Do Toe Nails Zoom Off When Being Cut ?

« on: 08/08/2021 14:55:08 »

Hi.
   It's starting to worry me.  If you're going to put pictures like that on your posts please put a warning in the title.
Best wishes.  (Although I've got to stop reading your threads before I sleep).

I will forewarn of images included so ewe may sleep soundly !   

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General Science / Re: Which direction does all the space junk and satellites travel ?

« on: 07/08/2021 15:58:15 »

Hi.

   This podcast by the NakedScientists:
https://www.thenakedscientists.com/podcasts/naked-reflections/space-oddity
   Talks about space junk, satellites and weapons in space.   I enjoyed it.  Can sheep hear podcasts?

Best Wishes.

I can indeed hear podcasts and I thank ewe for the link @Eternal Student

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Plant Sciences, Zoology & Evolution / why Is WOMBAT poo CUBED ?

« on: 02/08/2021 13:16:00 »

Dearest Scatologist


Ewe can see why Arbuthnot Vombatidae the 3rd has tears in his eyes !!..he's just pooped cubed poop !!!!





Arbuthnot just moments ago with tears in his eyes

What on earth is going on here ?WHY DOES ARBUTHNOT POO CUBED POOP ? !!!

Do they have a shortage of dice in the wombat community ? have they got the recipe for ice cubes all wrong ?
Somebody help !!!

hugs et les shmishes

mwah mwah mwahNeilxxxxxxxx









As a firm believer in empirical study
I sneaked indoors to my neighbour buddy
At 3am I found a hole
Inserted a box inside his goal


No protest as he allowed to be sedated
A calm and cool neighbour I had created
He just winced in whined and moaned in the chair
I had tied him to it so no luck there[

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Physics, Astronomy & Cosmology / What Propels Light ?

« on: 02/08/2021 12:44:37 »

Dearest Lightologists,


As a sheepy I am of course extremely fast and I can propel myself in  a variety of ways. I can EWEs my legs, I can back myself into a corner and do a "bottom burp" ! so, this got me thinking....what makes light or any other type or radiation type stuff move ? What propels it and how does it know what direction to go ?


Like, how does light on the right hand side of a flame know to go one way and light on the other side know to go the other way ? what actually makes it move and one final kweschun, does it start off slow and then accelerate to C ?






ewe see, I don't know, but ewe telling me will help me know and I will then know !!


yayyyy...i will know stuff soon !!




hugs and shmishes




neil
xxxxxxxxx














Oh light oh light
I want to know what's right
I need to know your groove
About what makes ewe move

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General Science / Can fire cast a shadow?

« on: 16/12/2019 13:40:24 »

Dearest Fireologists,

As a sheepy I of course know almost everything there is to know but one thing that eludes me is whether fire can have a shadow !

look , here's some fire being all firey !!


Fire Being All Firey Yesterday

As ewe can see, ewe can not see through it, so, if I was to shine a big enough torch at it would it make a shadow on the other side ? i'm curious because i can't see through it yet it's a source of light !!

whajafink ?

Can A Fire Have A Shadow ?

Hugs and shmishes

mwah mwah !!

Neil
"This girl is on fire !
OUCH Oooh OUCH !!"

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General Science / Re: Science Photo of the Week

« on: 13/12/2019 14:24:45 »

Beautiful Bug found in South Africa

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Physiology & Medicine / Re: Diet and Weight Loss | The best diet plan and natural ways of weight loss

« on: 11/05/2018 13:49:50 »

It would be convenient and help to freshen
If you simply asked a forum question
Are ewe here by chance to stealth ?
A sneaky spam about wealthy health ?

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General Science / Re: Science Photo of the Week

« on: 25/04/2018 14:34:33 »

Storm in the Desert   


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Big Bend National Park, TX 3 June 2017 On a solo circum-country road trip camped on the desert floor I watched a nasty storm move left to right across the horizon. It was powerful and scary and magnificent! North of Chisos mtns, facing E
 
 8 second exp, f/2.8 ISO400 50mm Canon 5DMkII Increased the vib & sat to better reflect the colors the weird light was producing, clarity to bring out the depth in the clouds I was seeing. I didn't notice I'd also caught the stars until I got it on the laptop.

CREDIT: NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC