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General Discussion & Feedback => Just Chat! => Topic started by: i am bored on 12/09/2007 00:53:56

if you have 5 bananas in one hand and 12 apples in the other hand so what do you have

The beginning of a Waldorf Salad

Nicholas, you're driving your mother crazy with this atrocious spelling!!!

Nicholas, you're driving your mother crazy with this atrocious spelling!!!
This is an algebraic topic, not spelling, but if I can figure out how I'll try to fix the topic. [:\]
You know I'm only doing this to annoy you! [;)]

Eye salted the shpeelling owt ohkay !!

LOL LOL!

I never knew algae wore bras !!

Eye salted the shpeelling owt ohkay !!
Thank you Neil....my hero!

Eye salted the shpeelling owt ohkay !!
Would that be Aaron Shpeelling? [:D]

if you have 5 bananas in one hand and 12 apples in the other hand so what do you have
What you surely have is big hands ! Or else the beginning of a fruit stall in the market.

I never knew algae wore bras !!
LOL you make I laff you doos [:)]

if you have 5 bananas in one hand and 12 apples in the other hand so what do you have
What you surely have is big hands ! Or else the beginning of a fruit stall in the market.
yup you have some really big hands........ have you heard this before

I never knew algae wore bras !!
Neil...Lol

if there's ten birds in a field and you shoot two of them how many are left

none... they'd fly away

nope but your on the right track

oh... duh. the two dead ones would be there!

X amount of birds. LOl.

oh... duh. the two dead ones would be there!
yepperz

you have 2 coins in your hand that equal 60 cents 1 of them is not a fifty cent piece what are the coins

a fifty cent piece and a dime

50c and 10c

... right...

dang it took me an hour to figure that out

So Nic....besides jokes, are you actually LEARNING any math in your math class?

Well, if he isn't, I am! [;D]

i never learned anything in math. i have decided that i am incapable of doing math

Let's do some simple math Kadie while you are drinking your cough medicine! [:o)]

uh oh

Okay, here you go...hehe 1+1 [;D]

two... that's easy

Okay, here you go...hehe 1+1 [;D]
3 or c

Very good so far! Now add 1289 + 34 22 + 17 +1456 839 hehe

934 lol

Hiya Paulie! What is new?

what karen said!

Good Job Karen and Kadie! hehe

i'm a good copier :)

Okay, I will behave and fess up, it is really 1885 since no one corrected it...pretty close though guys!

oh right... we were testing you

Good Job Karen and Kadie! hehe
thanks!lol

Kadie you are too funny! hehe You are welcome Karen!

She is right Kadie I made a mistake! LOL I rechecked on paper again with sleep,it I am now coming up 1,885! LOL One of us is not a mathematician.. It is no doubt me! I rechecked with calculator and that is indeed correct! LOL Oh Lo I am so bad!LOL LOL

I need a dang calculator that was on paper! LOL

karen i can't copy off of you if you're going to get the wrong answer. lol

heres something hard
A B C
(5,3) (7,9) and (9,15) find the perimeter of the plane
and to make it even harder find the midpoint of each side for the plane

uh... in my defense on this one, the school i went to just fired my geometry teacher because they found out that her students all went to the other teacher and asked for help because our teacher was an idiot. she's the reason i graduated with a 3.7. i was also grounded for a month for having a d in her class. it took them 8 years to figure it out at the school though...

subsequently, i was awful at algebra 2 and trig, and pre calculus was bad to...

karen i can't copy off of you if you're going to get the wrong answer. lol
I rechecked paper and calculator .. lo is right!! LOL

would it help if i give you the formulas

no probably not. lol

distance formula
d√(x_{1}y_{1})^{2}+(x_{2}y_{2})^{2}
midpoint formula
m=x_{1}+y_{1}/2, x_{2}+y_{2}/2

i would actually probably understand that just about as much as i do right now if you wrote it in chinese. languages and history are my thing

karen i can't copy off of you if you're going to get the wrong answer. lol
I rechecked paper and calculator .. lo is right!! LOL
hehe It is okay! We are all subject to errors! Me too!

distance formula
d√(x_{1}y_{1})^{2}+(x_{2}y_{2})^{2}
midpoint formula
m=x_{1}+y_{1}/2, x_{2}+y_{2}/2
Ummm, see I don't have my specialized lil calculator either! hehe Okay, let's figure this one on paper...I don't think I like my lovely calculations on paper...not sure if answer is correct. Thanks Ben for keeping me busy for at least 5 minutes! [:o)]

Okay, I will behave and fess up, it is really 1885 since no one corrected it...pretty close though guys!
It is not! She's yanking our chain!

Carolyn.. You missed these posts from the other page... Lo did correct us and I rechecked mine and found my errors as I was doing it by hand and did not carry and bring down properly! LOL so tested with calculator also... knew Lo was right! LOL!
Okay, I will behave and fess up, it is really 1885 since no one corrected it...pretty close though guys!
She is right Kadie I made a mistake! LOL I rechecked on paper again with sleep,it I am now coming up 1,885! LOL One of us is not a mathematician.. It is no doubt me! I rechecked with calculator and that is indeed correct! LOL Oh Lo I am so bad!LOL LOL
karen i can't copy off of you if you're going to get the wrong answer. lol
I rechecked paper and calculator .. lo is right!! LOL

distance formula
d√(x_{1}y_{1})^{2}+(x_{2}y_{2})^{2}
midpoint formula
m=x_{1}+y_{1}/2, x_{2}+y_{2}/2
Ummm, see I don't have my specialized lil calculator either! hehe Okay, let's figure this one on paper...I don't think I like my lovely calculations on paper...not sure if answer is correct. Thanks Ben for keeping me busy for at least 5 minutes! [:o)]
I could never do that math there I don't even understand what I see let alone know how to figure it! LOL

i would actually probably understand that just about as much as i do right now if you wrote it in chinese. languages and history are my thing
Me too! LOL

Carolyn.. You missed these posts from the other page... Lo did correct us and I rechecked mine and found my errors as I was doing it by hand and did not carry and bring down properly! LOL so tested with calculator also... knew Lo was right! LOL!
Okay, I will behave and fess up, it is really 1885 since no one corrected it...pretty close though guys!
She is right Kadie I made a mistake! LOL I rechecked on paper again with sleep,it I am now coming up 1,885! LOL One of us is not a mathematician.. It is no doubt me! I rechecked with calculator and that is indeed correct! LOL Oh Lo I am so bad!LOL LOL
karen i can't copy off of you if you're going to get the wrong answer. lol
I rechecked paper and calculator .. lo is right!! LOL
No, I saw them, but I'm pretty sure she's messin' with us.

Carolyn is such a PI! (I don't mean pi) ;) Here is how you figure out the correct answer(your hint Karen, even I make mistakes which is probably how Carolyn found me out...
Now add 1289 + 34 =1323 22 = 1301 + 17 = 1318 + 1456 =2774 839 = 1935 [;D]
1935 is the true answer! 1885 & 1884 is incorrect! I just thought our little Mathematican would bust me and teach me correctly... [:P]
Instead we have the forum detective trying to correct me while I waited! [:P] Glad I am seeing you tomorrow [;D]

Carolyn is such a PI! (I don't mean pi) ;) Here is how you figure out the correct answer(your hint Karen, even I make mistakes which is probably how Carolyn found me out...
Now add 1289 + 34 =1323 22 = 1301 + 17 = 1318 + 1456 =2774 839 = 1935 [;D]
1935 is the true answer! 1885 & 1884 is incorrect! I just thought our little Mathematican would bust me and teach me correctly... [:P]
Instead we have the forum detective trying to correct me while I waited! [:P] Glad I am seeing you tomorrow [;D]
Just as I suspected!
Thank God! I thought I was losing my mind! Everytime I worked it out I came up with 1935. Gosh, you had me thinking I was missing something!
Glad I'm seeing you tomorrow too!

This is the original equation some different then the new one posted! but the same.. I have really messed up adding because I have done it again and indeed it is 1935 LOL!
Very good so far! Now add 1289 + 34 22 + 17 +1456 839 hehe
Carolyn is such a PI! (I don't mean pi) ;) Here is how you figure out the correct answer(your hint Karen, even I make mistakes which is probably how Carolyn found me out...
Now add 1289 + 34 =1323 22 = 1301 + 17 = 1318 + 1456 =2774 839 = 1935 [;D]
1935 is the true answer! 1885 & 1884 is incorrect! I just thought our little Mathematican would bust me and teach me correctly... [:P]
Instead we have the forum detective trying to correct me while I waited! [:P] Glad I am seeing you tomorrow [;D]