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Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: neilep on 29/01/2008 21:27:37
There is technology in this conundrum......a First !!


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......but a first at what ?



Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: Karen W. on 29/01/2008 21:35:04
Cloning???
Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: Karen W. on 29/01/2008 21:35:44
clothing wool feathers down..etc..???
Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: rosalind dna on 29/01/2008 21:49:54
They are all farmyard creatures and sold for food also in relation to cows,
sheep their skins are used for say sheepskins and shoes or coats, bags.
Ducks for their feathers - e.g. pillows and for food too.
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Post by: neilep on 29/01/2008 22:19:13
THANK EWE KAREN, THANK EWE ROSALIND DNA

These are FANTASTIC answers...all of them !!

In every essence of the words those answers are unique and special...one offs !!....alas not the answer that this particular query poses !


These three animals have something very specific in common.....the answer is full of......recalescent nitrogen, oxygen, and minute amounts of other gases !!!
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Post by: Karen W. on 29/01/2008 22:44:34
Fertilizer POOP!
Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: neilep on 29/01/2008 23:23:13
Nope sorry Karen Mam.

It's a historical first...involving these three animals......a shared event !!
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Post by: JimBob on 30/01/2008 01:00:58
They all float in the tub the one time of the year you bathe.
Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: Carolyn on 30/01/2008 01:46:30
This is a wild guess and I'm sure I'm wrong, but very recently I read something about rice cultivation and fish farming and it involved ducks, sheep and chickens among other critters.
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Post by: neilep on 30/01/2008 02:48:05
They all float in the tub the one time of the year you bathe.


You're almost there Jimmy Boy...you've mentioned a very moot word !!....and it's no coincidence that in 13 posts (at this time of writing you have 1770)..there will also be another correlation !!


Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: neilep on 30/01/2008 02:49:19
This is a wild guess and I'm sure I'm wrong, but very recently I read something about rice cultivation and fish farming and it involved ducks, sheep and chickens among other critters.

sorry not right I'm afarid.....!!...also...you're a girly.....remember that !!... [;D]
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Post by: Karen W. on 30/01/2008 04:30:22
Have they all been to space on a mission? Perhaps floated or gone to the moon or some such place? A first space flight together.
Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: neilep on 30/01/2008 14:57:30
Have they all been to space on a mission? Perhaps floated or gone to the moon or some such place? A first space flight together.

Again.....you are close Karen........

here's a godammn-giving-it-away-doggorn clue  I kind of hoped it may have been picked up on but alas no !!

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=12804.0;topicseen
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Post by: Karen W. on 30/01/2008 16:42:38
Jeesh Hostile much! LOL So they went for a little hot air balloon ride eh?? LOL
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Post by: neilep on 30/01/2008 23:50:28
*le sigh*

THE HISTORY OF HOT AIR BALLOONING

On the 19th September 1783 Pilatre De Rozier, a scientist, launched the first hot air balloon called 'Aerostat Reveillon'. The passengers were a sheep, a duck and a rooster and the balloon stayed in the air for a grand total of 15 minutes before crashing back to the ground.


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Post by: Karen W. on 30/01/2008 23:56:34
OHHHHHH Poor critters.. did they all die! or did the chicken and duck fly.. I bet they don't know what hit em!!!

Cool trivia Neily! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I would never have guessed that.. But I want badly

to ride in a hot air balloon with a loon looking at the moon til noon real soon....if

theres room in a balloon with loon who is a buffoon... LOL...Gawwwwwwd I have the

sillies... sorry!

Seriously cool trivia!
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Post by: Alandriel on 31/01/2008 14:17:53
Poor Neil

 [;)]

 [;D]


and poor animals

- though I bet the duck had the best time telling the rooser off for not even remembering what flight felt like

And then it all crashed you say?
Hmmm - perhaps that's the first time then that the DNA got entangled

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Chickenduck
Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 31/01/2008 15:28:25
Just above the chicken... is that a sheep wearing stilettos?
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Post by: Karen W. on 31/01/2008 15:57:18
I do believe your right doc....as normal, being a bit camera shy!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 31/01/2008 16:01:19
He's lost weight  [:o]
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Post by: Karen W. on 31/01/2008 16:50:30
Pitty I say....where did those lovely vuloptuous sexy calves go???
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 31/01/2008 18:36:09
Pitty I say....where did those lovely vuloptuous sexy calves go???

They went to be made into veal
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Post by: Karen W. on 31/01/2008 19:06:15
OH......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LOL
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Post by: opus on 31/01/2008 19:17:48
I heard that  when the balloon landed the rooster had an injured foot- due to the sheep stepping on him!
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Post by: Karen W. on 31/01/2008 20:05:50
Hee hee hee.. so they survived? Very good!  Poor roosters foot!
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Post by: Bored chemist on 31/01/2008 21:35:32
"So they survived? Very good! Poor roosters foot!"
More than can be said for the apostrophe.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 31/01/2008 22:02:27
I heard that  when the balloon landed the rooster had an injured foot- due to the sheep stepping on him!

In those stilettos, that would have hurt.
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Post by: opus on 31/01/2008 22:18:50
Do I detect a foot fetish doctorbeaver?
          Wasn't said balloon made by the Montgolfier brothers, Joseph and Etienne to be precise......?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 31/01/2008 22:21:21
Do I detect a foot fetish doctorbeaver?

Not on my part. Try asking Neil  [;)]

          Wasn't said balloon made by the Montgolfier brothers, Joseph and Etienne to be precise......?

It certainly looks like theirs.
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Post by: neilep on 01/02/2008 01:02:50
Do I detect a foot fetish doctorbeaver?
          Wasn't said balloon made by the Montgolfier brothers, Joseph and Etienne to be precise......?

ohhh.....toes !!!.....hmmmmm !!..


Ahem !!...from the site quoted as the source of my post:

"The first manned attempt came about 2 months later on 21st November, with a balloon made by 2 French brothers, Joseph and Etienne Montgolfier. The balloon was launched from the centre of Paris and flew for a period of 20 minutes. The birth of hot air ballooning!!"
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Post by: Karen W. on 01/02/2008 01:12:00
LOL.....Feet are great... LOL..Besides Neil has not just 2 but 4 feet! LOL.. I think That speaks for itself!
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Post by: opus on 01/02/2008 19:52:11
Do you like jimmy chewes or manalo blaaaaaniks ( for your stilettoes...?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 01/02/2008 21:29:16
Do you like jimmy chewes or manalo blaaaaaniks ( for your stilettoes...?

What the heck are they?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 01/02/2008 22:26:14
shoes, sartrially-challenged one...

I am challenged neither sartrially nor sartorially. When have you ever seen a beaver wearing shoes!?  [::)]
Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: opus on 01/02/2008 22:28:57
I tried to modify and lost the message!
       I've seen a beaver scout wearing shoes..
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Post by: JimBob on 02/02/2008 00:44:57
I have seen Beavers wearing hair oil.
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Post by: neilep on 02/02/2008 02:46:02
I prefer bald beavers !! [::)]
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Post by: Carolyn on 02/02/2008 02:47:47
I prefer bald beavers !! [::)]
Good Grief!
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/02/2008 09:01:45
Oh lordy mama. Here we go. Descending to the depths of outdated innuendo at the expense of yours truly.  [:(]
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Post by: opus on 02/02/2008 17:01:25
Can't bald beavers get a hair transplant like Elton John?
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/02/2008 17:11:45
Can't bald beavers get a hair transplant like Elton John?

Do you think any self-respecting beaver would want to look like a fat, 60-year-old gay?  [:(!]
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Post by: JimBob on 02/02/2008 18:44:10
At least THAT beaver would be able to sing (dee, dee, dee, hummmm, hummm, [Beethoven's last movement of his 9th Symphony, tenor line])
Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/02/2008 20:17:31
At least THAT beaver would be able to sing (dee, dee, dee, hummmm, hummm, [Beethoven's last movement of his 9th Symphony, tenor line])

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Post by: JimBob on 02/02/2008 21:19:42
At least THAT beaver would be able to sing (dee, dee, dee, hummmm, hummm, [Beethoven's last movement of his 9th Symphony, tenor line])

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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/02/2008 21:24:25
At least THAT beaver would be able to sing (dee, dee, dee, hummmm, hummm, [Beethoven's last movement of his 9th Symphony, tenor line])

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It's Osama Buni Laden!
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Post by: JimBob on 02/02/2008 21:42:26
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OH no, just like the American army killing innocent civilians, this war-mongering beaver just killed the Easter Bunny! Now what will the children do this Easter. NO EGGS, NO Chocolate bunnies. My, My , My, just like the Christmas Scrooge! Has he no shame?


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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/02/2008 22:51:43
Shame is a human emotion that has no place among Castorkind
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Post by: opus on 02/02/2008 23:39:11
Doctorbeaver you have just managed to be sizeist, ageist and sexist in the same sentence-- my hero.....
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 02/02/2008 23:41:30
Doctorbeaver you have just managed to be sizeist, ageist and sexist in the same sentence-- my hero.....

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Post by: JimBob on 02/02/2008 23:45:52
Just goes to prove what I have said above - only humans can sing the tenor line in Beethoven's 5th because they have emotions. Obviously, beavers, are emotional and therefore not human.

WE ARE BEING TAKEN OVER BY RODENTS!!!!!
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Post by: opus on 02/02/2008 23:53:47
you said "no self-respecting beaver would want to look like a fat 60 yr old gay!"
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Post by: JimBob on 03/02/2008 00:07:34
But opus, the beaver has contradicted himself and caught himself in a trap of his own making - Self respect is a human emotion - what would he care if he were fat or gay if he meant what he said in the words I quote "Shame is a human emotion that has no place among Castor kind". If there is no shame in killing the Easter bunny ergo there is no shame in being gay, bald or old.

Very sticky wicket there.


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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 03/02/2008 00:22:07
But opus, the beaver has contradicted himself and caught himself in a trap of his own making - Self respect is a human emotion - what would he care if he were fat or gay if he meant what he said in the words I quote "Shame is a human emotion that has no place among Castor kind". If there is no shame in killing the Easter bunny ergo there is no shame in being gay, bald or old.

Very sticky wicket there.


Jim, I regret that, once again, you have overestimated your own ability to argue linguistics and logic with the beaver.

Who said that self-respect is exclusive to humans? Shame is, but has nothing to do with self-respect. My self-respect dictates that I dress well when in public. It has nothing to do with feeling shame were I not, merely discomfort at my drab or scruffy appearance.
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Post by: JimBob on 03/02/2008 00:39:39
It is the question of Human Emotion, not a particular human emotion such as shame. If there is no emotion of shame, there can be no emotion of love, etc.

This is only logical as rodents are a lower form of life than the Genus Homo.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 03/02/2008 13:23:18
It is the question of Human Emotion, not a particular human emotion such as shame. If there is no emotion of shame, there can be no emotion of love, etc.

Says who?

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This is only logical as rodents are a lower form of life than the Genus Homo.


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Post by: JimBob on 03/02/2008 17:22:00
You see, he is treating me like a young beaver "pup," not as a human being - when threatened, the raw beaver comes forth.

I rest my case.
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Post by: neilep on 03/02/2008 19:40:24
Tch tch !...Lovers tiff !!
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Post by: Karen W. on 03/02/2008 20:02:32
LOL..LOL.. I was going to say something but I was too much of a lady! LOL..I like it You said it instead..!!!! YAYYYYYY  [;)] [:)]...LOL
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Post by: opus on 03/02/2008 21:25:11
handbags at dawn....
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 03/02/2008 21:33:56
You see, he is treating me like a young beaver "pup," not as a human being - when threatened, the raw beaver comes forth.

I rest my case.

Oh dear. Oh deary deary dear. Young beavers are called kits not pups.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 03/02/2008 21:35:02
handbags at dawn....

Jim is never awake at dawn. As far as he is concerned, crepuscular activity is something that happens to other animals.
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Post by: neilep on 03/02/2008 21:49:28
I think they need to get a room !!...and sort it out Oliver Reed and Alan Bates style !!!!
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Post by: JimBob on 03/02/2008 21:55:12
You see, he is treating me like a young beaver "pup," not as a human being - when threatened, the raw beaver comes forth.

I rest my case.

Oh dear. Oh deary deary dear. Young beavers are called kits not pups.

that is why I put pup in quotes, we humans know that they are called kits but being unsure of your ability, we humored you with using your terms.
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Post by: Karen W. on 03/02/2008 21:56:10
LOL LOL! You guys are crazy and I love it!! LOL!
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Post by: JimBob on 03/02/2008 21:56:19
handbags at dawn....

Jim is never awake at dawn. As far as he is concerned, crepuscular activity is something that happens to other animals.

Oh my, doesn't even know how to use the English language.

cre-pus-cu-lar (kri pus'kyuh luhr)  adj.
                  1.  of, pertaining to, or resembling
                       twilight; dim.
                  2.  active in the twilight, as certain insects.
             [1660-70]

Dawn is NOT twilight.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 03/02/2008 22:02:24
HA... you fell into my trap!

Crepuscular doesn't specifically refer to dusk. It is half-light... ergo dusk or dawn.

from http://misanthropicscott.wordpress.com/2007/12/01/becoming-crepuscular-for-better-wildlife-viewing/ (http://misanthropicscott.wordpress.com/2007/12/01/becoming-crepuscular-for-better-wildlife-viewing/)

Crepuscular is an adjective used to describe wildlife that is primarily active at dawn and dusk. Since a large amount of truly diurnal wildlife has already been killed or has been scared into becoming crepuscular, dawn and dusk are good times to view a large percentage of the wildlife you have a chance of seeing.

from http://www.thefreedictionary.com/crepuscular (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/crepuscular)

cre·pus·cu·lar  (kr-psky-lr)
adj.
1. Of or like twilight; dim: "the period's crepuscular charm and a waning of the intense francophilia that used to shape the art market" Wall Street Journal.
2. Zoology Becoming active at twilight or before sunrise, as do bats and certain insects and birds.


Note - "of or LIKE twilight".

You even put it yourself in your definition...



cre-pus-cu-lar (kri pus'kyuh luhr)  adj.
                  1.  of, pertaining to, or resembling
                       twilight; dim.
                  2.  active in the twilight, as certain insects.
             [1660-70]

Dawn is NOT twilight.

"                  1.  of, pertaining to, or resembling
                       twilight; dim."

of, pertaining to, OR RESEMBLING twighlight

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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 03/02/2008 22:12:15
Beaver 3 - 0 Jim 

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Post by: JimBob on 03/02/2008 22:35:56
Obviously, beavers can't count and are sore losers.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 03/02/2008 22:37:58
Obviously, beavers can't count and are sore losers.

We have long memories and no experience of losing  [^]
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Post by: JimBob on 04/02/2008 00:26:59
Now Eth, calm down. This isn't good for your heart and your dementia is showing. Did you take your "happy pills" today? Is nursey not taking proper care of you? Or were you bitten by a rabid beaver radding your pond?

I do care and only want the best for you.

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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 04/02/2008 07:44:28
Now Eth, calm down. This isn't good for your heart and your dementia is showing. Did you take your "happy pills" today? Is nursey not taking proper care of you?

Yes. Nursey gave me everything I needed  [;)]

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Or were you bitten by a rabid beaver radding your pond?

Whatting my pond?  [???]

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I do care and only want the best for you.

That's what the vet said when he got the snippers out  [:(]
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Post by: JimBob on 04/02/2008 16:10:11
Raiding you pond - bad, bad spell-checker.

I am so sorry about the snippers, but at your age you need to conserve your strength.

That is the advice I keep getting. I'll be out until late this evening but I ring nursey to see how you are.
 
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 04/02/2008 18:01:28
I'll be out until late this evening ...
 

Have the doctors given you a late pass?
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Post by: JimBob on 05/02/2008 01:51:56
YES! Fooled them again.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 05/02/2008 08:20:48
Who are you today? Napoleon again?
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Post by: JimBob on 05/02/2008 17:42:21
No, Napoleon is so passé. I'm Ivan the Terrible. I enjoying executing my rodent court.
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Post by: DoctorBeaver on 05/02/2008 21:34:15
I had a gerbil called Ivan The Terrible. He was a small, insignificant wimp.
Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: JimBob on 05/02/2008 22:33:15
I am sorry you couldn't find a good Russian fighting gerbil. (The best fighting gerbils are originally from the Russian steeps you know.) African and Indian ones are just too timid.
Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 05/02/2008 23:14:54
I am sorry you couldn't find a good Russian fighting gerbil. (The best fighting gerbils are originally from the Russian steeps you know.) African and Indian ones are just too timid.

Steeps? (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbestsmileys.com%2Fclueless%2F1.gif&hash=ba6e884e2ac18d739c0e89967c82862b)

The Russian for gerbil is песчанка (pronounced PESSCHANKA)
Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: JimBob on 06/02/2008 00:36:48
Yes, you steep Russian tea made from grass from the steps

 [::)]
Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 06/02/2008 08:03:04
All there is on my steps are muddy boot prints.

If you're making tea... Вы хотите мой самовар?
Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: JimBob on 06/02/2008 15:39:55
Вы хотите мой самовар?


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You want some grass tea?? 
I thought you had an non-Russian gerbil. Or did you have an affair with a beaver from the Urals?

(This sure beats the paucity of discussion on the site.)
Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 06/02/2008 15:42:28
It was a tea-making reference - "Do you want my samovar?"
Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: JimBob on 06/02/2008 16:51:34
Nyet - right?

I have a real Brown Betty
Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: DoctorBeaver on 07/02/2008 08:06:52
Haven't you heard of toilet paper?  [>:(]
Title: A Duck !..A sheep !!..A Chicken !!.......why are they so special ?
Post by: JimBob on 07/02/2008 13:28:42
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NO! - NOT RIGHT

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This below is the polite version equivalent to your samovar.

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Found at this link - http://www.englishteastore.com/jewelteapots.html Please note: as per the rules governing this site "This is NOT a commercial, merely a descriptive link."

(Sheesh - What a nutter!)

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