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General Discussion & Feedback => Just Chat! => Topic started by: ImTr0uble on 16/05/2008 13:46:10
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LOOK A PIC OF JIMBOB AND BEAVER
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Tee Hee! but who is the little frog in the middle?
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Travis
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the little frog is nobody's confidant...=)
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Thank you - I believe it does us a great deal of justice, being a beaver and a lizard.
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Which one's the ' looker ' ?
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I am of course - the other one has buck teeth.
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the little frog is nobody's confidant...=)
Or Familiar perhaps ????????
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I wouldn't get too familiar with that from. It used to be a prince until JimBob kissed it!!!
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What from?
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Frog!
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Oh, may I send you a dictionary?
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I find this thread highly offensive. You all deserve to be boiled in porridge!
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But that would not be as bad as being boiled in oil - oatmeal lowers cholesterol.
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And you get your oats!
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Quite right, my dear - but you can't expect animals to know about Human Food.
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Quite right, my dear - but you can't expect animals to know about Human Food.
Au contraire, Monsieur Le EtasUnisHomme. I am expert in all things gastronomic.
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No just the gas part!
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Quite!
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the little frog is nobody's confidant...=)
Screw you.
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the little frog is nobody's confidant...=)
Screw you.
Now guys, lets tone it down. You can insult each other in a much more civilized manner than this gutter talk.
For example -
May a hundred thousand fleas invade your shorts.
I hope your hemorrhoids heal in such a manner there is no opening left. That would PROVE you're full of it.
Indulge in self-fornication.
Need I continue?
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This reminds me....I must buy some Oatbran.
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the little frog is nobody's confidant...=)
Screw you.
Now guys, lets tone it down. You can insult each other in a much more civilized manner than this gutter talk.
For example -
May a hundred thousand fleas invade your shorts.
I hope your hemorrhoids heal in such a manner there is no opening left. That would PROVE you're full of it.
Indulge in self-fornication.
Need I continue?
Yeah I get it.
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Thank you
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May your genitals get lodged in the pipe of your vacuum cleaner on maximum power. Yes I think I've got it too JimBob.
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Yes, you have done well, dear.
I was beginning to worry about you, you know. Trouble life and all that...
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may your toes be tread upon by a thousand overweight cows [::)]
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May you spend an evening with JimBob [:D]
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Watch out what you wish for, Herr Doctor.
AS YOU ARE AWARE, THEY MIGHT JUST COME TRUE!
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That isn't something I would wish for.
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OK - you're off the list. I'll go on to Oxford.
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OK - you're off the list. I'll go on to Oxford.
You're welcome to it.
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You will miss such an exalting experience - I am sad for your choice.
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You will miss such an exalting experience - I am sad for your choice.
That puts you in a minority of 1, then.
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You try, try, try; work your fingers to the bone and yet some just do not appreciate what is done for them. Sigh
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You think, maybe, I'm the sort of creature who would appreciate a 6-inch nail through my hippocampus?
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That scenario sounds as if you were gearing up for a 3 day weekend with the dominatrix. That nail would be minor - for your proclivities.
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It sounds as if you were gearing up for a 3 day weekend with the dominatrix. That nail would be minor - for your tastes.
Don't be an idiot all your life. Take a day off once in a while.
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I am just following your example, sir.
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I am just following your example, sir.
You're rubbish at following too.
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You think, maybe, I'm the sort of creature who would appreciate a 6-inch nail through my hippocampus?
You have a Hippo living on your campus...Wow...we just had a couple of old tramps in the bus stop.
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You think, maybe, I'm the sort of creature who would appreciate a 6-inch nail through my hippocampus?
You have a Hippo living on your campus...
Yes, it's amazing who can get into uni these days.
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It seems that a beaver did - a couple of times, too. Standards have fallen quite low.
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It seems that a beaver did - a couple of times, too. Standards have fallen quite low.
More than a couple, matey.
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Yes, I went to University with someone from Newcastle! Whatever next?
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What have Geordies got to do with it? [???]
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The Geordie in question was late for every lecture and came in loudly, falling over the bin and shouting "Sorry" in that annoying accent. He was sexist and perminantly hung over even in the afternoon. He spat on the floor at a very frequent rate and was generally brash. He was not good company for a Lady and should have learnt some manners before venturing out into the world. Did I mention the wet willies!!!!!? so JimBob is right standards are very low.
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Watch out what you wish for, Herr Doctor.
AS YOU ARE AWARE, THEY MIGHT JUST COME TRUE!
Some people's wishes have a better chance than others. Some one stole some of my percentage of success for wishes!
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Watch out what you wish for, Herr Doctor.
AS YOU ARE AWARE, THEY MIGHT JUST COME TRUE!
Some people's wishes have a better chance than others. Some one stole some of my percentage of success for wishes!
I am so sorry for your loss. Is the something nice I might do to aleviate you Flemished capacity to achieve success?
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Watch out what you wish for, Herr Doctor.
AS YOU ARE AWARE, THEY MIGHT JUST COME TRUE!
Some people's wishes have a better chance than others. Some one stole some of my percentage of success for wishes!
I am so sorry for your loss. Is the something nice I might do to aleviate you Flemished capacity to achieve success?
Flemished? what have the dutch got to do with this or do you have a cold?
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It just looked good whn typed so I left it to keep you intrigued. The new Vista operating system that cam on my new laptop does strange things with the Mozilla spell checker. I meant "diminished."
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A diminished Flem? Hmmm...
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I can't read your remarks right now - I am having a fit of coughing.
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It's your age.
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It is not the cough that carries you off its the coffin they carry you off in.
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wishful thinking
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wishful thinking
That's the only type worth indulging in.
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a good point to ponder, that
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I'm good at pondering.
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Hey! Beaver get out of my pond and stop building that lodge. Oh no he has moved in. By the way, you are not very camouflaged with that plum hair.
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I'm camouflaged for when I go scrumping plums.
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Dr., what is her problem? She sees to think this is her forum.
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Dr., what is her problem? She sees to think this is her forum.
Think? Since when did she think anything?
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yes, this "guarding-warning" post does seem like a highly territorial reaction by a non-human animal.
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Beaver, get out of my plum tree, they are far from ready yet.
JimBob as Lady of this forum, I'm allowed to throw my weight around, until a Lord turns up to lord it over me.
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... until a Lord turns up to lord it over me.
I've been here all the time, wench!
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You will have to change your name to Lord Beaver and then I will take notice of you.
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You will have to change your name to Lord Beaver and then I will take notice of you.
I don't need to. It goes without saying.
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So you are one of those socialist Lords that likes to forgo their title?
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GEDDAWAYWIVYA! Socialist? Me? You are having one big laugh, girlie!!!!
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I know! thought that would rattle your lodge.
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My lodge is unrattleable. Do not confuse rattled with livid!
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Beaver, get out of my plum tree, they are far from ready yet.
JimBob as Lady of this forum, I'm allowed to throw my weight around, until a Lord turns up to lord it over me.
Having been asked to involve myself, I shall.
Look here, newcomer wench - Lord Montfitchett is a Peer of the Realm. Thus, please address him as M'Lord and GROVEL FOR ALL YOU'RE WORTH! he is not a very patient person to cross, COMMONER. And his lodge, while made of wattle and daub, is his castle.
I would advise more respect be given him
(even though he isn't worth it.)
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(even though he isn't worth it.)
I heard that!
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that's strange - it was never spoken, only typed - have you seen you beaver psychiatrist for a checkup lately? Audio hallucinations are signs of serious trouble.
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You can say that again.
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I'm tempted to, but ....
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that's strange - it was never spoken, only typed - have you seen you beaver psychiatrist for a checkup lately? Audio hallucinations are signs of serious trouble.
You've never heard of software that reads aloud the written word? Are you living in the Dark Ages?
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Are you blind? Or just that stinking lazy?
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I call it making use of available technology - so I can be stinking lazy! [:D]
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As would I.
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Difference being you'd be more stinking. [:P]
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correction - lazy
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correction - immobile.
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please, I'm trying to sleep here.
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WAKEY-WAKEY!
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Me? You are the one who is now just getting onto the computer - heck, I've been awake since 7:30 AM!
lay-a-bed good for nothing
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7:30? I'd alredy done an hours work by that time of the morning.
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So? you weren't paying attention to you primary duty: acting the fool for the amusement of all the members of this forum, including myself, who nominated you and successfully ran the campaign to make you the court juster for this forum - i.e., you play the fool. It is you natural calling.
The only problem is that, unlike a real jester, you never hide truth in humor. You are just a laughing stock.
YOUR PORTRAIT:
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That portrait doesn't do him jestice. Nuws jest in JimBobs competur has got the vowuls E and U medlud ep!
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uh? eh?
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So? you weren't paying attention to you primary duty: acting the fool for the amusement of all the members of this forum, including myself, who nominated you and successfully ran the campaign to make you the court juster for this forum - i.e., you play the fool. It is you natural calling.
The only problem is that, unlike a real jester, you never hide truth in humor. You are just a laughing stock.
YOUR PORTRAIT:
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That smarts [:(]
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have you tried a lotion?
Had you the wit, you might also consider fighting back. - but then that IS a remote possibility.
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No fighting today. I'm in a forgiving mood.
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Have you eaten something that doesn't agree with you? You seem to have repeats.
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No fighting today. I'm in a forgiving mood.
Have you eaten something that doesn't agree with you? You seem to have repeats.
Please, if he wishes to forgive, then so be it. it is about time we turned our attentions to you, anyway, Troll
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You are at it again. All this Trollist behaviour. I will report you to the RSPCT. (Troll protection) Why don't you take some more Morphine and then you will be less grouchy!
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a troll is a troll is a troll. what else should we do, ignore the facts? you live a trogloditic life, eat children, are evil incarnate and have no other purpose except to make the lives of humans a misery. when you shape shift to snare men for you nefarious deeds, it is difficult to hide your tail under you skirt.....
i shall not go on. As for grouch, trolls are known to have a foul disposition and a the amount of Oxycontin i'm taking, there is nothing, besides you, that could make me grouchy.
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Wouldn't you be grumpy if animals kept trit trotting across your roof (bridge.)
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NO ! if i were living under a bridge i would try to better myself, not just complain about the noise. living amidst mud and mire is not my idea of a good life. if it is your's, then you have my sincereist sympathies.
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... living amidst mud and mire
Dallas?
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no - Dallas is just dry and dusty - except where people waste water to grow grass.
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OK then - Mobile, AL
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most assuredly the right place - as well as Morgan City, LA.