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OHMS [ You are not allowed to view attachments ] The Office of The Right Horrible T. Wister MP.To: The Fees Office.Dear Sirs,I am writing to complain about the refusal of The Fees Office to pay in full my expenses for this last month of May 2009.While I appreciate your acceptance of my claim for $20m travel expenses to the International Space Station for the purpose of viewing British farm land in its entirety (as I deemed necessary in my role as Minister for the Environment) and $4m second home allowance for the Long Island property required as a base for my expedition, I fail to understand why have turned down my claim for £2.50 for one cup of coffee purchased from the Café Royal immediately prior to my departure.In the name of natural justice I believe you should reconsider your decision on this matter. It is worthy of note that I did not make a claim for the free biscuit which accompanied this liquid refreshment.Yours sincerely,T WisterMinister for misappropriation the Environment.Director: Swindles Bank PlcDirector: Bodgeit & Leggit Property DevelopersDirector: South Hampshire Area Media (SHAM TV)Director: Farm Environment Knowledge Office (FEK OFF)