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Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: paul.fr on 19/07/2007 10:15:34

Someone has again asked me to post a topic for them. I said hay don't be embarrassed, Neil is back and it will get lost in the other "slightly silly" topics. But this did not work, so here is the question.

When we poo, it tends to be sausage like in shape, do any animals poo in other shapes, such as triangles or squares? if not, why not?

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: dentstudent on 19/07/2007 10:17:11

Bunny buttons are round, deer drops are tear shaped, cow pats are just a great slippy mass, and bear poo is often shaped like a hapless hiker.

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: dentstudent on 19/07/2007 10:18:43

Perhaps it depends on the shape of your anus. That was a song by Sting I think?
Singing "That's not the shape of my arse"

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: neilep on 19/07/2007 10:20:50

LOL...a triangular shaped poo (if solid) would be quite painful to defecate I would imagine !......LOL..It make me think of Angel fish poo !!..I mean...they're basically fish triangles aren't they ?

Don't horsies and Elephants poo in great big dollops !! ?

...and a cowpat is a thing of beauty too...though this of course is the resultant consequence of a stream of poo !!.....which then we must form the conclusion that cows do not poo on the move !!

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: Karen W. on 19/07/2007 10:29:46

Yes cows are very messy! Ducks are loose nasty too. like a cow..Goats are round more like a deer!Pigs are sloppy and chickens are odd not quite as messy.

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: neilep on 19/07/2007 10:34:13

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!

Splatfest !!!

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: Karen W. on 19/07/2007 10:37:26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! LOL

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: neilep on 19/07/2007 10:48:35

I don't want to kill this specifically worthwhile knowledge based thread but I once did a poo that was so big I was very content !..I took a piccy !...this got me thinking that a family collage of poos would be a great one for the family album...but...for some reason the fam did not approve !...still...to this day...my picture makes me proud !!

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: dentstudent on 19/07/2007 10:52:39

a sort of scat scan......

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: paul.fr on 19/07/2007 10:53:54

Quote from: dentstudent on 19/07/2007 10:52:39

a sort of scat scan......

now that IS funny.

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: Karen W. on 19/07/2007 10:54:04

Quote from: neilep on 19/07/2007 10:48:35

I don't want to kill this specifically worthwhile knowledge based thread but I once did a poo that was so big I was very content !..I took a piccy !...this got me thinking that a family collage of poos would be a great one for the family album...but...for some reason the fam did not approve !...still...to this day...my picture makes me proud !!

HEE HEE HEE HEE! LOL You crack me up! LOL

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: Karen W. on 19/07/2007 10:54:54

Quote from: dentstudent on 19/07/2007 10:52:39

a sort of scat scan......

HEE HEE HEE! LOL pretty good one! You guys are great with poo topics LOL!

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: neilep on 19/07/2007 10:57:57

I'd be happy to share the piccy !...for health and safety reasons I feel it's best I don't post it here !!..but I'd be delighted to share my  "Scat Scan" (Excellent Denstudent !!) or " Poocture " via email !!

I am so proud !..it's like...my baby !!..........LOL !!

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: neilep on 19/07/2007 11:08:15

Erhmm !!..the offer to email my poo is not expected to be wildly accepted. Please do not be embarassed to not ask to see my piccy !!  [:)]


Lets get this thread back where it started.

It seems that anything other than the shapes already mentioned that poo in any other form is rare and unique !

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: paul.fr on 19/07/2007 11:11:08

(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi154.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs262%2Fpf0604%2Fimages-1.jpg&hash=57f6c67353db16c86b31edd50a7134fb)

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: Karen W. on 19/07/2007 11:12:13

Quote from: neilep on 19/07/2007 10:57:57

I'd be happy to share the piccy !...for health and safety reasons I feel it's best I don't post it here !!..but I'd be delighted to share my  "Scat Scan" (Excellent Denstudent !!) or " Poocture " via email !!

I am so proud !..it's like...my baby !!..........LOL !!

 Oh My gosh.. LOL..Was it big enough to be your baby? LOL

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: Soul Surfer on 22/07/2007 09:55:48

For further information and examples you should go to

http://www.ratemypoo.com

I kid you not

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: paul.fr on 22/07/2007 09:59:31

Quote from: Soul Surfer on 22/07/2007 09:55:48

For further information and examples you should go to

http://www.ratemypoo.com

I kid you not

Ian, i was considering using the buffet car on the train....not now

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: neilep on 22/07/2007 14:12:18

Quote from: Soul Surfer on 22/07/2007 09:55:48

For further information and examples you should go to

http://www.ratemypoo.com

I kid you not

It's on there !!

I'm a little concerned though how Mr Soul Surfer...our esteemed sage of astronomical phenomena and our cosmological curator would know of such a site........perhaps there is a constellation  ' Crapus ' and it's entry has been forwarded for approval to ratemypoo !

Title: different shaped poo.
Post by: Soul Surfer on 22/07/2007 23:59:39

I also contribute to surfing websites where there is a somewhat more raucus environment  :-)