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Post by: Make it Lady on 26/08/2008 21:28:29: I'm back from Newquay rather wetter than I went. Did some body boarding in my full wet suit, went to Jamie Olivers restruant on the beach, got so wet on a cycle ride that I got trench bottom and ate lots and lots of cream teas. We had a granny's tea in one Tea Shop. We had tea, scones and cakes and sandwiches. Freddy said that if a granny ate all this her intestines would explode!!!!
Watched lots of the olympics in our pad overlooking the sea and also watched Jaws to scare the pants off the kids.
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Post by: neilep on 26/08/2008 21:43:14: I hope the pants have found a nice secluded sanctuary to resolve their fear of Jaws !

Gosh !...me wants to go to Jamies resturant...but my Jamie is only three and the only thing he can cook is a pile of poo in a potty !...(michelin star pending methinks)

Trench Juicy Peach eh ?...poor ewe !.....what's the treatment ?..lots of spanking and and iron to relieve the creases ?...hope it gets better soon...

...reminds me , when in Nam as a vet sheep I dug a trench and displayed my wooly bum to distract the foe...it worked !.....but some found it quite fetching....Ended up quite sore !

Hmmmm..cream teas...soooooooooo not fair !.......scones ?..clotted cream..jam ?..oh my !! *le jealousy*

welcome home Shaz !
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Post by: Make it Lady on 26/08/2008 21:53:51: I have a very silly wet suit sunburn as well!!!
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Post by: JimBob on 26/08/2008 23:44:57: Quote from: Make it Lady on 26/08/2008 21:53:51
I have a very silly wet suit sunburn as well!!!

Just HOW is this possible? This statement is sending my fecund imagination into spasms.
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Post by: turnipsock on 27/08/2008 00:00:52: Quote from: Make it Lady on 26/08/2008 21:53:51
I have a very silly wet suit sunburn as well!!!

It can't be as bad as the cycling helmet sunburn I get. All those vents, are they really neccessary?
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Post by: neilep on 27/08/2008 01:08:44: Quote from: turnipsock on 27/08/2008 00:00:52
Quote from: Make it Lady on 26/08/2008 21:53:51
I have a very silly wet suit sunburn as well!!!

It can't be as bad as the cycling helmet sunburn I get. All those vents, are they really neccessary?

But think of the bright side...your head now makes a very fetching zebra crossing for head lice..(should ewe have any !)

........here's a LINK (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebra_crossing) for our USA chums whom I believe do not enjoy zebra crossing goodness !!..........well, I never seen one there and I've been five times (notice the boast !)
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Post by: Karen W. on 27/08/2008 01:16:52: I have never laid my eyes on a real live Zebra either.. let alone the crossing! Thanks for the link Neily! LOL..

Sorry for your stripes Turnipsock!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 27/08/2008 22:08:43: Wet suit sunburn is a little like cycle shorts sunburn but you get diagonal lines instead of straight ones.
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Post by: rosalind dna on 27/08/2008 22:38:40: Nice to have you back, Sharon then I've had to be away since I've
had ISP/computer problems sorted now thank goodness
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Post by: JimBob on 27/08/2008 23:10:10: Quote from: Make it Lady on 27/08/2008 22:08:43
Wet suit sunburn is a little like cycle shorts sunburn but you get diagonal lines instead of straight ones.

So it really is wet, not dry as most "wet" suits? What is this terminology. Convolutions to drive the normal, well read and educated human beings into spasms of brain freeze?
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Post by: rosalind dna on 27/08/2008 23:38:37: Quote from: JimBob on 27/08/2008 23:10:10
Quote from: Make it Lady on 27/08/2008 22:08:43
Wet suit sunburn is a little like cycle shorts sunburn but you get diagonal lines instead of straight ones.

So it really is wet, not dry as most "wet" suits? What is this terminology. Convolutions to drive the normal, well read and educated human beings into spasms of brain freeze?

HI Jimbob what proof do you have of "brain freeze" because it sounds like a tale of sorts.
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Post by: Don_1 on 28/08/2008 08:37:50: You claim to have some form of sunburn, might I suggest, given the weather situation, this may be rust!!!
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Post by: neilep on 28/08/2008 12:51:02: Quote from: Make it Lady on 27/08/2008 22:08:43
Wet suit sunburn is a little like cycle shorts sunburn but you get diagonal lines instead of straight ones.

Picture pleeeze !!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 28/08/2008 20:58:18: It is not a pretty sight! It may cause retching.

JimBob you can get wet suits and dry suits. Wet suits do let water through but keep you warm for longer.
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Post by: JimBob on 28/08/2008 21:53:57: Must be confusing for you.
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Post by: neilep on 28/08/2008 22:19:54: Is this what happens when you fart in wetsuit ?

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Post by: Make it Lady on 28/08/2008 22:25:52: What a kinky black sheep you are!
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Post by: Karen W. on 29/08/2008 15:03:18: Quote from: neilep on 28/08/2008 22:19:54
Is this what happens when you fart in wetsuit ?

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HEE HEE HEE HEE.. LOL LOL LOL.. Where in the world did you find that picture!

What on earth are you doing in that suit Kind Sir! LOL.. looks like a fish lip invitation! LOL..LOL..
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Post by: Make it Lady on 29/08/2008 18:32:07: Pin anyone?
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Post by: JimBob on 29/08/2008 23:31:21: Surely you wouldn't want to ***** that!
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Post by: JimBob on 29/08/2008 23:33:15: Quote from: JimBob on 29/08/2008 23:31:21
Surely you wouldn't want to ***** that!

Starts wit "P ends with "K" and means "to stick with a pin" Sheesh, you thing the censor would a word like that? We don't have dirty minds!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 30/08/2008 21:26:52: That is not how you spell puncture!
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Post by: JimBob on 31/08/2008 03:00:34: Quote from: Make it Lady on 30/08/2008 21:26:52
That is not how you spell puncture!

AH, how you disappoint me, woman!
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Post by: Karen W. on 31/08/2008 08:59:23: Ah sleeping beauty's finger is still sore from the spinning wheels sharp needle!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 31/08/2008 22:05:53: Yes but if prince charming turned up in an inflated wet suit, I'd be a little disappointed. Trouble is everytime I kiss a prince they turn slowly into frogs.
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Post by: JimBob on 31/08/2008 23:35:43: Perhaps you should change your "p*icking" criteria.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 01/09/2008 15:11:14: Riviting
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Post by: Karen W. on 01/09/2008 20:10:35: Quote from: Make it Lady on 31/08/2008 22:05:53
Yes but if prince charming turned up in an inflated wet suit, I'd be a little disappointed. Trouble is everytime I kiss a prince they turn slowly into frogs.

Hee hee.. Yeah The only time I kissed a prince he turned into a frog of a sort!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 03/09/2008 20:40:47: Kissing frogs usually means you get lots of french lovers!
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Post by: Karen W. on 03/09/2008 21:25:16: OH dear!! Then I must have kissed something else!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 03/09/2008 21:34:35: You'd know if you'd kissed something else because they are something else!!!!
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Post by: neilep on 03/09/2008 21:38:55: If perchance, ewe kiss my arse
Hold your breath and make it last !
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Post by: Make it Lady on 03/09/2008 21:45:46: I am the Make it Lady not the Make it Last. I can run a last over your arse if you want.
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Post by: neilep on 03/09/2008 21:51:34: Quote from: Make it Lady on 03/09/2008 21:45:46
I am the Make it Lady not the Make it Last. I can run a last over your arse if you want.

If My bot is smacked much harder
Perhaps you'll apply a sticky plaster ?
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Post by: Make it Lady on 03/09/2008 21:55:34: This is not the rhyming thread Neil,
So stop it lets keep the forum real!
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Post by: Karen W. on 03/09/2008 21:55:59: Holding my breath is hard to do
especially when you smell like POOOOOOOO!!LOL
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Post by: Make it Lady on 03/09/2008 21:58:37: You didn't do it you little strumpet,
He's always chasing bits of crumpet
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Post by: neilep on 03/09/2008 22:00:38: Quote from: Make it Lady on 03/09/2008 21:58:37
You didn't do it you little strumpet,
He's always chasing bits of crumpet

Hmmm buttered crumpet nice and hot
On the list cos I haven't got !

ok ok...I'll stop rhyming here
Cos my words are like verbal diarrhoea
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Post by: Make it Lady on 03/09/2008 22:14:35: Diarrhoea is hard to spell,
But always leaves a nasty smell.
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Post by: Karen W. on 03/09/2008 22:15:42: Hot and buttered and oh so good..

are you really sure that you really should?
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Post by: Karen W. on 03/09/2008 22:17:45: Quote from: Make it Lady on 03/09/2008 22:14:35
Diarrhoea is hard to spell,
But always leaves a nasty smell.

Yes it is and so here goes, make sure when done you clean your toes!

DIARRHEA!!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 03/09/2008 22:20:08: You missed out an O
This girl has far to go!
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Post by: JimBob on 04/09/2008 03:40:11: Dang, Wil Shakespeare you guys ain't - Not even Ezra Pound!

I think I'll look into the lost and found.
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Post by: Make it Lady on 06/09/2008 20:13:33: JimBob, don't give up the day job!
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Post by: JimBob on 07/09/2008 02:14:36: WHAT day job? Oh, you mean being King of Wales? That isn't a job, its a birthright!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 07/09/2008 21:52:34: King of Whales more like.
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Post by: JimBob on 08/09/2008 03:46:57: Madam, my weight has nothing to do with your fantasies of what or who I represent. Wales seems to thing I am svelte. Of course, they have no fantasies, my people have seen me.
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Post by: Karen W. on 09/09/2008 08:38:54: Quote from: JimBob on 31/08/2008 23:35:43
Perhaps you should change your "p*icking" criteria.

yes.. I give up, that fixes everything!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 10/09/2008 17:52:22: No that bursts everything!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 10/09/2008 17:53:13: It was my 19th wedding anniversay yesterday. Some people get less time for murder!
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Post by: Carolyn on 10/09/2008 23:18:26: Happy Anniversary.

Unlike my #@%^*#@ husband of 21 years, I hope yours remembered.
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Post by: Karen W. on 11/09/2008 00:22:08: LOL.. Congratulations! Good Job!
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Post by: neilep on 11/09/2008 02:36:40: Quote from: Make it Lady on 10/09/2008 17:53:13
It was my 19th wedding anniversay yesterday. Some people get less time for murder!

My condolences !!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 11/09/2008 19:16:59: Quote from: Carolyn on 10/09/2008 23:18:26
Happy Anniversary.

Unlike my #@%^*#@ husband of 21 years, I hope yours remembered.

David was in Denmark until 10.00pm so we didn't have a very romantic day. My Mum rang and reminded me at lunch time so I phoned David hoping to catch him out. He said that he had remembered when he woke up but had forgotten by lunchtime. He bought me a nice bracelet in duty free though.
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Post by: JimBob on 15/09/2008 01:29:29: That's the way to go, girl. MAKE HIM PAY!
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Post by: Make it Lady on 16/09/2008 17:58:09: I'd prefer a bit of how's your father. He is in Boston until next Tuesday. Somedays I forget where he is.

I'm in London at my first Conference as Ed Officer tomorrow. Should be fun.