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General Discussion & Feedback => Just Chat! => Topic started by: Andrew K Fletcher on 13/05/2009 09:59:55
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Here you will find satire, wit, and even a full discussion on the smoked mackerel so if you are thinking of going out hunting beaver tonight guys, look no further, We have found the secret Beaver lodge. [;D]
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=1366629970&ref=nf
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WHOA!
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WHOA!
I think that's horses....Are you a member? I'm there!
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Which is the best, Smoked Kipper or Smoked Mackerel Harry Hill would have them fight it out, but our Dr Beaver debates this without the need for violence.
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Discussing me behind my back, eh? [:(!]
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Hardly behind your back, more like in your face----book :)
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How much of that can you see if you're not signed up? Hopefully not a lot.
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After slapping backs of legs, not too hard under Dr Beaver's Instructions, I have re-provided the link so that Beaver Ville Lodge is accessible again from NS.
It was rather stupid of me to assume that Beavering around as I did was anything other than constructive and even though it was done ‘In The Best Possible Taste” Sniggers, whistles in the air and slaps legs once more for luck, I breathe a sigh of relief at not causing a break down in diplomatic relations, affording me sufficient time as to hike up a claim for my expenses, including refilling my moat and fixing a leak under my tennis courts.
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Just don't send your expenses claim to me! [:(!]
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I have it on good authority that my claim for expenses is within the rules and guidelines set out at the signing of the Magna carta (the Great Charter of Freedoms) which was put in place at the time that dignitaries and churches were stealing land from people after accusing them of being witches, dunking them until they drowned and then declaring them cleansed of all sin. And those that survived were burned at the stake before being robbed of all possessions and land by the Royalists, who will in turn be eventually relieved of their ill gotten gains by overenthusiastic claims for expenses. In the meantime, consider my claim for expenses as an oversight.
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So, a moat then.
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Hmmmmmm...... Is it possible?
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The Office of The Right Horrible T. Wister MP.
To: The Fees Office.
Dear Sirs,
I am writing to complain about the refusal of The Fees Office to pay in full my expenses for this last month of May 2009.
While I appreciate your acceptance of my claim for $20m travel expenses to the International Space Station for the purpose of viewing British farm land in its entirety (as I deemed necessary in my role as Minister for the Environment) and $4m second home allowance for the Long Island property required as a base for my expedition, I fail to understand why have turned down my claim for £2.50 for one cup of coffee purchased from the Café Royal immediately prior to my departure.
In the name of natural justice I believe you should reconsider your decision on this matter. It is worthy of note that I did not make a claim for the free biscuit which accompanied this liquid refreshment.
Yours sincerely,
T Wister
Minister for misappropriation the Environment.
Director: Swindles Bank Plc
Director: Bodgeit & Leggit Property Developers
Director: South Hampshire Area Media (SHAM TV)
Director: Farm Environment Knowledge Office (FEK OFF)
Allegedly!
OK, so I made it up...... but who knows....... it just might be.....
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Hi Doc [:)]
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You had me going there Don. I was with you right up to the bicuits to dunk in the coffee :)
Doc, A moat of caution maybe. George Orwell Rules, what a prediction he made with Aminal Farm :)
Snouts in the trough, hmmmm is that truffles I can smell in my expenses claim? or maybe some oink for his nibs pens is permitted. Hmmm Pen and Ink sounds like something stinks.