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Title: Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?
Post by: tangoblue on 19/10/2010 23:08:38

Here it is: a neutron walks into a bar and askes how much it cost. The barman replies "for you sir, no charge".
anybody think that they have a worse joke than that?

Title: Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?
Post by: chris on 19/10/2010 23:14:08

Yes - along the lines of "an atom walks into a bar complaining that he's lost an electron. "Are sure?", asks the barman, "yes, I'm positive!" comes the reply...

That's 11 out of 10 on the richter-mortis scale...

Title: Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?
Post by: Geezer on 20/10/2010 01:19:29

I always thought it was:

Q: What do you get from Surprise Peas?

A: Wet legs.

Title: Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?
Post by: Karen W. on 20/10/2010 01:41:12

lol...lol....Lol....I like that one. More my speed!

Title: Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?
Post by: peppercorn on 20/10/2010 10:12:49

Surely it's 'What's brown and sticky?'





A stick.

Title: Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?
Post by: Geezer on 20/10/2010 18:07:39

What's green, furry and ascending?


A gooseberry in a lift.


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or

How do you know if there's an elephant in the fridge?



Footprints in the butter.

Title: Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?
Post by: tangoblue on 20/10/2010 18:40:32

Ok geezer, those ones are really bad. in fact they are that bad the're good.

Title: Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?
Post by: Geezer on 21/10/2010 06:09:48

But wait! There's more -


Two peanuts were walking down the road.


One was assaulted.

Title: Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?
Post by: Don_1 on 21/10/2010 09:21:42

"Doctor, doctor, I've broken my arm in two places!"

"Well you shouldn't go to those sort of places"

Title: Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?
Post by: Geezer on 21/10/2010 18:00:21

What kind of petrol do bumble bees put in their cars?

BP

Title: Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?
Post by: tangoblue on 21/10/2010 19:01:02

Do you specialise in bad jokes?

Title: Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?
Post by: Geezer on 21/10/2010 21:47:38

Quote from: tangoblue on 21/10/2010 19:01:02

Do you specialise in bad jokes?

Oh! These aren't the really bad ones.

Title: Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?
Post by: tangoblue on 22/10/2010 00:35:48

I almost dont want to ask but, whats your worst one?

Title: Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?
Post by: Make it Lady on 22/10/2010 18:39:23

A man walks into the doctors wearing nothing but cling film underpants. The Doctors looks up and says "I can clearly see you're nuts."

Title: Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?
Post by: tangoblue on 22/10/2010 23:05:08

lol lol lol :D

Title: Is this the WORST JOKE EVER?
Post by: Daerana on 27/10/2010 11:23:45

What side of a duck has more feathers?

The outside