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Title: I need help with a name?
Post by: JosefToodle on 15/03/2011 04:41:33

I am starting a Stop Smoking Business that uses Lazers to help suppress urges. I need help with a name?
I am thinking about something with Bulls eye or smoking in the title, but I am not picky. any help would be great...

Title: I need help with a name?
Post by: Geezer on 15/03/2011 05:20:56

er, I think we should move this to the chat forum.

Title: I need help with a name?
Post by: Geezer on 15/03/2011 05:27:33

Perhaps something like

If you don't quit immediately, a bunch of sharks with frikin' "lasers" on their heads will show up and vaporize your arse.

would do the trick?

Title: I need help with a name?
Post by: RD on 15/03/2011 06:58:27

I’ve got a great idea for an advert: crudely overdub the laser scene in Goldfinger …

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Bond: “Do you expect me to talk? ”

Goldfinger : “No Mr Bond, I expect you to … give up smoking”.

Title: I need help with a name?
Post by: grizelda on 15/03/2011 07:13:11

Well, since smoking is just a breastfeeding fantasy, you could call it "Nipple Piercing".

Title: I need help with a name?
Post by: RD on 15/03/2011 07:48:19

What about a 3-in-1 “we-laser-you-good” deal : tattoo removal, correct your myopia, and stop smoking all in one visit ?.

[If only lasers could replace Viagra then you'd be onto a winner, however from the above image lasers cause erectile dysfunction rather than cure it].