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Title: Musical Condom
Post by: ROBERT on 03/10/2006 16:24:30: " Condom plays tunes

A musical condom has been invented that gets louder as the sex gets more passionate.

Different sexual positions determine what tune is played by the condom reports The Sun.

The contraceptive has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.

Ukrainian inventor Dr Grigoriy Chausovskiy said: "There is no danger of being electrocuted."

They will cost 20 per cent more than normal condoms. "But people will pay for the extra stimulation," he added. "

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1285527.html

Any suggestions for which tune it should play ?,
(hopefully not the "Minute Waltz" [:)]).
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Karen W. on 03/10/2006 17:18:38: HEE HEE HEE HEE!!! I love it that is so funny,, what will they think of next!!!!LOL IT had better not be playing the minute waltze!!

Karen
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: moonfire on 03/10/2006 17:35:50: I was thinking Beethoven here..hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Carolyn on 03/10/2006 19:52:56: TINY BUBBLES

Carolyn
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: tony6789 on 03/10/2006 20:57:25: thats a kinda wierd invention who thought of that i wonder...lol

NEVER! underestimate youth
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: moonfire on 03/10/2006 22:28:19: Maybe Beethoven? LOL

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Mirage on 03/10/2006 23:18:13: You relly want them to play Beethoven don't you [;)]

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: ukmicky on 04/10/2006 00:12:31: I would prefer heavy metal, i'm more into head banging than classical .

Michael
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: moonfire on 04/10/2006 06:54:19: LOL But when you are my age you will appreciate a more eccletic musical taste...I just can hear the 5th symphony being played..hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Karen W. on 04/10/2006 07:03:10: I haven't decided what tune suits me..MMMMM must have voluntary testers!! LOL

Karen
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: moonfire on 04/10/2006 08:23:39: LOL You can ring my bell? LOL Just a suggestion Karen

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Karen W. on 04/10/2006 08:56:42: RIIIIINNNNNG! RIIIIIIIIINNNGGG! RIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG! LORETTA'S BELL.LOL LOL!

Karen
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: ROBERT on 04/10/2006 15:41:29: Condom Music:-
How about "Johnny B Goode" by Chuck Berry.
(I think only Brits will get that one).
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Karen W. on 04/10/2006 16:01:04: LOL> LOL

Karen
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Mirage on 04/10/2006 16:40:48: quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

LOL But when you are my age you will appreciate a more eccletic musical taste...I just can hear the 5th symphony being played..hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

I love classical music, all sorts of music really.

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Karen W. on 04/10/2006 17:10:15: Me too, Be careful Daniel!

Karen
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Mirage on 04/10/2006 17:19:07: Well I don't think classical music will cause me much trouble hun [;)]

Honestly though, I'll be fine [:X]

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: ROBERT on 04/10/2006 17:30:04: more condom music:-
"I'm still standing" sung by Elton John
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Mirage on 04/10/2006 17:31:24: "Eye of The Tiger"

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: ROBERT on 04/10/2006 17:35:52: If the electronics overheat it should play:-
"Great balls of fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis [:)]
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Mirage on 04/10/2006 17:41:37: Oooo pain full [:0]

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Grecian on 04/10/2006 18:45:05: The Long and Winding road (The Beatles)

Love you lots

Helena xx
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Mirage on 04/10/2006 20:12:04: "The Boys are Back in Town"

"Free Bird"

"Save all Your Kisses For Me"

"Love me Tender"

"Clubbed to Death" (Rob D)

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Grecian on 04/10/2006 20:24:49: Baby it's cold outside.

Love you lots

Helena xx
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Karen W. on 05/10/2006 02:53:09: quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

Well I don't think classical music will cause me much trouble hun [;)]

Honestly though, I'll be fine [:X]

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most

Hey Daniel my plane just flew over your head, I was talking about being careful... I might have to come find you!!! I loves classical as well as tons of others kinds..It was a joke!! I guess a bad one... I'm not very good at jokes...

Karen
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: moonfire on 05/10/2006 05:00:24: quote:
Originally posted by Karen W.

RIIIIINNNNNG! RIIIIIIIIINNNGGG! RIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG! LORETTA'S BELL.LOL LOL!

Karen

You are so funny! This was for your song ..hehe[:D]

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: moonfire on 05/10/2006 05:19:22: quote:
Originally posted by ROBERT

Condom Music:-
How about "Johnny B Goode" by Chuck Berry.
(I think only Brits will get that one).

Uh, I get it, but I am not a Brit[:D]. LOL

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: moonfire on 05/10/2006 05:21:21: Let it Be

I want to fly like an eagle

Jingle Bells

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Karen W. on 05/10/2006 06:24:59: The ants come marching one by one Hurray Hurrah!

Karen
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: moonfire on 05/10/2006 06:53:05: Where do I begin

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Karen W. on 05/10/2006 07:35:53: To tell the story of a love.........

Karen
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: moonfire on 05/10/2006 13:59:47: uh, oh...i knew i was in trouble with that one...geez, romantic peeps...hehe

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: tony6789 on 05/10/2006 15:40:41: i don't know witch song i would choose...ill have to wait till im a bit older to find out

NEVER! underestimate youth
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Karen W. on 05/10/2006 16:20:13: Yes thats a wise decision Tony..I bet your moms proud of you!!

Karen
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Mirage on 05/10/2006 16:39:46: Why, how old are you Tony?

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: tony6789 on 05/10/2006 17:46:48: 13

NEVER! underestimate youth
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Mirage on 05/10/2006 18:00:27: Ahh, well then yes, you have plenty of time to find all these things out, picking a good song is a hard choice [;)]

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Gaia on 05/10/2006 18:12:02: How about My Dingaling

Gaia xxx
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Mirage on 05/10/2006 18:16:57: Brilliant song [;)]

Ohhhhhh my dingaling, my dingaling, I want to play with my dingaling.....

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Flying Monkey Slayer AKA The Big Cheese says:

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Grecian on 05/10/2006 18:18:57: Good one Gaia.

Love you lots.

Helena xx
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: tony6789 on 05/10/2006 21:28:36: lol!

NEVER! underestimate youth
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: moonfire on 05/10/2006 22:56:40: Baracuda

Turn the Page

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Karen W. on 06/10/2006 06:25:46: quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

How about My Dingaling

Gaia xxx

[:D] So Funny Gaia, I was just singing that song to myself the otherday.. Not out loud because I was at the preschool, but something reminded me of that silly song, It made me laugh![:D]

Karen
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: ROBERT on 06/10/2006 17:24:06: If a peppermint flavoured musical condom is produced it should play,
"With my little stick of Blackpool rock" by George Formby [:)]

http://carryonblackpool.com/george_formby.htm

(No, George Formby does not endorse electric grills [:)])

(UK-US translation: "Blackpool rock" is a stick of peppermint candy)
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Gaia on 06/10/2006 21:33:50: How would one hear it, surely the sound would be muffled!

Gaia xxx
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Karen W. on 07/10/2006 02:57:10: Thanks for the Translation Robert, it really is helpful as I keep hearing all these terms I do not recognize!!

Gaia, of coarse you must be right! LOL LOL!

Karen
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: bostjan on 10/10/2006 06:22:51: Brilliant!

Will they make a chastity belt that plays '(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction' by the Rolling Stones?
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Karen W. on 10/10/2006 08:19:29: LOL!

Karen
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Grecian on 10/10/2006 12:59:07: I don't care which tune it plays -

I'm not going to hear it anyway [;)]

Love you lots

Helena xx
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: ukmicky on 10/10/2006 14:09:17: quote:
Originally posted by Grecian

I don't care which tune it plays -

I'm not going to hear it anyway [;)]

Love you lots

Helena xx

So your in need of one which vibrates rather than plays

Michael
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: ROBERT on 10/10/2006 14:27:21: More condom music:-
"Knock on Wood" by Otis Redding [:)]
http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/otis_redding/knock_on_wood.html
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: tony6789 on 10/10/2006 15:34:13: quote:
Originally posted by ukmicky

quote:
Originally posted by Grecian

I don't care which tune it plays -

I'm not going to hear it anyway [;)]

Love you lots

Helena xx

So your in need of one which vibrates rather than plays

Michael
Lol

NEVER! underestimate youth
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: moonfire on 10/10/2006 16:15:38: quote:
Originally posted by ukmicky

quote:
Originally posted by Grecian

I don't care which tune it plays -

I'm not going to hear it anyway [;)]

Love you lots

Helena xx

So your in need of one which vibrates rather than plays

Michael

LOL Too funny..missed you Michael![:D]

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Grecian on 10/10/2006 20:13:15: Yes Michael - my favourite plays the Beach Boys.

Love you lots

Helena.
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Karen W. on 11/10/2006 05:36:51: I want one that does it all!! It must be able to multi task!

Karen
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: tony6789 on 11/10/2006 16:36:35: multi task..?

NEVER! underestimate youth
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Gaia on 11/10/2006 17:07:07: quote:
Originally posted by tony6789

multi task..?

NEVER! underestimate youth

Sings and dances at the same time [;)]

Gaia xxx
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: moonfire on 11/10/2006 23:28:33: Good one Gaia! ;-)

"Just Me, Lo" Loretta
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Karen W. on 12/10/2006 05:27:21: Yeperoo, Quick on your feet Gaia... Thanks forgot about that young whippersnaper! Sorry Guys!

Karen
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: ROBERT on 28/10/2006 10:47:25: More condom music:-
"Papa's got a brand new bag" by James Brown [:)]
http://www.mp3.com/tracks/772136/dl_streams.html
Title: Re: Musical Condom
Post by: Karen W. on 29/10/2006 18:56:26: Good one!