Post by: Slickscientist on 16/12/2020 16:12:47
So get cracking,
Slickscientist
Post by: Slickscientist on 16/12/2020 16:14:47
Post by: chris on 16/12/2020 16:34:34
Post by: Slickscientist on 16/12/2020 16:41:28
Post by: chris on 16/12/2020 17:45:28
I don't get it, but thanks! That joke is everywhere though...
Fred Flintstone's catchphrase was "Yabba dabba do"
Post by: yor_on on 16/12/2020 17:57:30
Post by: Slickscientist on 16/12/2020 18:23:04
Oh! I get it now. haha!I don't get it, but thanks! That joke is everywhere though...
Fred Flintstone's catchphrase was "Yabba dabba do"
Post by: Slickscientist on 16/12/2020 18:27:09
Milk production at a dairy farm was low so the farmer wrote to the local university, asking help from academia. A multidisciplinary team of professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks of intensive on-site investigation took place. The scholars then returned to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task of writing the report was left to the team leader. Shortly thereafter the farmer received the write-up, and opened it to read on the first line: “Consider a spherical cow in vacuum. . . .”Nice one!
Post by: Colin2B on 16/12/2020 23:14:55
People in the Middle East have some interesting TV viewing habits: in Dubai they don't watch the Flintstones. But Abu Dhabi do...Reminds me of the old joke:
To do is to be - Socrates
To be is to do - Sartre
To Doo be doo be doo - Sinatra
Not science, but philosophy so Alan will like it :)
Post by: Slickscientist on 30/12/2020 11:23:45
Post by: Slickscientist on 02/01/2021 02:12:53
Oops! I forgot to tell you that Potassium and Oxygen had a date today; it went OK!😁😆
Post by: alancalverd on 11/01/2021 19:18:53
The politician said "The vast majority of Patagonian cows are black"
The statistician said "A possibly unrepresentative sample suggests that up to half the cows in Patagonia may be black"
The physicist said "I saw two bovine quadrupeds, at least one side of one of which was black."
Post by: alancalverd on 22/02/2021 11:11:42
Why should I stop?
Because the next thing I catch will be CORVID19
Post by: Zer0 on 28/02/2021 17:05:20
IMG_20210604_175029.jpg (31.29 kB . 406x406 - viewed 4204 times)@Salik Imran
So Sorry your OP was Hijacked...
Please do Not Judge US all based on a few responses..
Regards,
0.
Post by: Slickscientist on 28/02/2021 18:52:14
I put email notifications on a century ago, but since I have not logged in for such a long time, they seemed to disappear...until today. I decided that it was time to log on back, and when I arrived, I saw a massacre of comments that were not remotely related to any (funny) jokes in my jokes thread. What a shame :-[ :'( I cannot believe the absurdity of you guys, winging over an important, but pointless topic, in a JOKES THREAD! :o Ths is not some sort of Bazar...
I'm sorry for my anger burst there, so I will make an appropriate thread for the appropriate topic in the appropriate place, so you guys can have your chat on the latest American politics. Thank you and carry on JOKING.
Also, @Jolly2, you did not sound really jolly there, and I did not have time to read every letter of the absurd comments. If it was in an appropriate thread, only the subject of the heated debate would have been absurd... (that goes for everyone).
Post by: Slickscientist on 28/02/2021 18:59:39
https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=81817.new#new
Post by: Jolly2 on 01/03/2021 16:15:33
Also, @Jolly2, you did not sound really jolly there, and I did not have time to read every letter of the absurd comments. If it was in an appropriate thread, only the subject of the heated debate would have been absurd... (that goes for everyone).
I agree with you, I was posting Jokes others decided to start a discussion, which I protested, where have those jokes gone?
Post by: Slickscientist on 01/03/2021 16:23:55
That's a good question...I requested a moderator to delete all of them (not jokes) because the people who post them are abusing the poor old jokes thread. I hope you're happy now that we are getting closer to real jokes...
(DISCLAIMER: There is no real boundary to what counts as a joke and what does not. I am making the decision in this thread that any heated political debates( no matter how dumb or funny that politition is) is not allowed. Thanks.
Post by: Slickscientist on 01/03/2021 16:26:10
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Post by: Zer0 on 01/03/2021 19:14:57
IMG_20210604_175527.jpg (66.93 kB . 633x760 - viewed 8020 times)P.S. - @Salik Imran
Well done taking a strong stance!
👍
@MODS
Very Good Job, Please keep up the Good Work & Thank You!
🙏
Post by: Slickscientist on 02/03/2021 08:29:17
You have now read my mind 2 times! I was thinking about posting the Amino acid joke when I came back, but you already had posted it. Then yesterday, I saw the argon one and thought that would be good as well...I look and see that you have posted it. :D That surely has to be unbelievable and funny!
Post by: Zer0 on 02/03/2021 20:24:53
Ha ha hah!
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Well there's a pretty simple explanation to Any unbelievable phenomenon...
WE both perhaps use the Same
" Search Engine "!
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OUR choice of " Key Words Search " is also perhaps the same...
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WE both perhaps are not fond of reading Novels, Not that they are Booring...But We would rather choose a Comic over an interesting Novel anytime because We like the colored pixelated images & figures that provide US more visual stimulation.
Hence, in Science Jokes section, We choose to showcase " Images ".
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Now...Most of Us have a funny bone.
But sometimes We come across Individuals whose funny bone seems to Resonate at the Same Frequency as Ours...
Hence, Our ideological pattern of what seems funny & appropriate at the same time kinda matches up.
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P.S. - First time's a Fluke, Second time's a Coincidence, Third time's a Charm!
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Post by: Slickscientist on 04/03/2021 22:55:38
(Carry on posting as it makes my job easier)...
Post by: Zer0 on 05/03/2021 16:30:22
Ha ha!
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Well... Unfortunately i do Not Believe in Luck...neither Destiny!
I'm not much of a Believer.
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To me it all seems like a roll of the dice, Probability is what rolls it.
👍
#NoFate!
& No Mr...no more jokes from my end now, i do Not wish to slow flood your OP... let's be Nice & give Others a chance now, Right!
✌️
P.S. - Originality gets rarer as time progresses, it is Underrated & needs to be Appreciated!
(Kudos to all Users Posting Original Jokes & Not CopyPastes like Mee)
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https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=65208.0
(: I found a Real Gem of an OP :)
ReEdit - My Bad, it Only had a gem crown..but the rest of the body is Pure Sh1t!
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Post by: Zer0 on 04/06/2021 13:13:56
IMG_20210604_174715.jpg (39.66 kB . 351x348 - viewed 1859 times)P.S. - The Humane Society won't find this a bit funney, rather alot inhumane.
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Post by: JordanM on 10/06/2021 07:29:24
P.S. - @Salik Imran
Well done taking a strong stance!
👍
@MODS
Very Good Job, Please keep up the Good Work & Thank You!
🙏
Nice one! 👍👍👍👍👍