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Title: Why are men that wear toupees hated so much?
Post by: Pseudoscience-is-malarkey on 29/01/2022 18:08:44
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Title: Re: Why are men that wear toupees hated so much?
Post by: Origin on 29/01/2022 20:16:02
Because they are the spawn of Satan. 
Title: Re: Why are men that wear toupees hated so much?
Post by: evan_au on 29/01/2022 21:03:47
Are you talking in general, or about just one in particular, with orange hair and orange skin?
Title: Re: Why are men that wear toupees hated so much?
Post by: Pseudoscience-is-malarkey on 30/01/2022 11:16:07
Are you talking in general, or about just one in particular, with orange hair and orange skin?
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Title: Re: Why are men that wear toupees hated so much?
Post by: alancalverd on 30/01/2022 11:22:55
Hated by whom? You seem to inhabit a strange world of problems. But it is true that a syrup can look odd on a man.

Most male wigs are conventionally short, so any residual natural hair gradually peeps out from the edges, and anyone with severe alopecia ends up with a full thatch and no eyebrows or chin shadow - the inverse of normal pattern baldness with a beard.

Women (if one is still allowed to use the term) don't have the same problems: long hair and painted eyebrows are "normal".
Title: Re: Why are men that wear toupees hated so much?
Post by: JesWade21 on 04/02/2022 07:36:18
I used to visit the barber shop, which advertised toupees that cost around $400, I think.

There was a guy in his 20s who, straight up began to pull off his scalp as if he was the ultimate killer. I expected to see an throbbing brain or robotic circuitry beneath. It was just an ordinary bald man who was in his late 30s. The toupee was great and was not even a bad look while he was with his arms. It made him look 10 years younger.