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General Discussion & Feedback => Just Chat! => Topic started by: Pseudoscience-is-malarkey on 04/02/2023 21:32:06

Title: What is the silliest lie you've said to impress a female?
Post by: Pseudoscience-is-malarkey on 04/02/2023 21:32:06

:>)

Title: Re: What is the silliest lie you've said to impress a female?
Post by: Zer0 on 05/02/2023 20:52:11

We are the Borg.

Lower your shields and surrender your ships.

We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.

Your culture will adapt to service us.

( : Resistance is Futile : )

Title: Re: What is the silliest lie you've said to impress a female?
Post by: alancalverd on 05/02/2023 20:59:02

Your wish has come true - under Scottish law I'm a lesbian with a hairy chest and serious muscles.

Title: Re: What is the silliest lie you've said to impress a female?
Post by: Pseudoscience-is-malarkey on 08/02/2023 14:12:41

It makes no sense when dudes lie about their penis size to get a date. When the romance gets to the point where you see each other naked for the first time, she knows you lied and will probably end it there because she no longer can trust anything you say.

Title: Re: What is the silliest lie you've said to impress a female?
Post by: Petrochemicals on 08/02/2023 18:46:24

Quote from: Pseudoscience-is-malarkey on 08/02/2023 14:12:41

It makes no sense when dudes lie about their penis size to get a date. When the romance gets to the point where you see each other naked for the first time, she knows you lied and will probably end it there because she no longer can trust anything you say.

Precisely where over the romantic courtship do you comment on the enormous size of your todjer? I