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Title: Are there dangers in mustache growing contests?
Post by: Pseudoscience-is-malarkey on 06/07/2024 15:33:31
Other than a wounded pride, can a mustache growing contest affect one's health negatively?
Title: Re: Are there dangers in mustache growing contests?
Post by: alancalverd on 06/07/2024 19:20:38
Only if you try to encourage growth by pulling on it or feeding it with toxic chemicals. Otherwise, beard growth is a perfectly  natural process that avoids the dangers of shaving.
Title: Re: Are there dangers in mustache growing contests?
Post by: Origin on 07/07/2024 20:04:45
Other than a wounded pride, can a mustache growing contest affect one's health negatively?
I have read many stories where these types of contest have resulted in some extremely dire consequences.
Title: Re: Are there dangers in mustache growing contests?
Post by: alancalverd on 08/07/2024 09:41:27
Only in third-world countries whose democratically elected president is either a drooling idiot or a convicted criminal. I understand that it is not an offence to shoot anyone with a longer moustache in Alabama or Texas. You can be imprisoned for organising such a contest in California or New York because half the population can't grow significant facial hair #metoo.
Title: Re: Are there dangers in mustache growing contests?
Post by: Bored chemist on 08/07/2024 15:55:46
Flammability?
(I realise nobody here knows what I look like, but I fit the stereotype of beard, 'tache, glasses and unkempt hair.)
Title: Re: Are there dangers in mustache growing contests?
Post by: alancalverd on 09/07/2024 16:51:24
60 years ago, almost to the day, I attended compulsory staff fire training for an industrial chemistry lab. The Fire Safety Officer  donned his breathing apparatus, ignited the petrol-soaked dummy, and rushed forward to encase the victim in a blanket. Massive round of applause, followed by his assistant dousing said FSO's blazing beard with a water extinguisher, to even more applause and hysterical laughter.
Title: Re: Are there dangers in mustache growing contests?
Post by: paul cotter on 09/07/2024 20:47:34
Alas I can't match BC's appearance, I have just got two of those descriptors, the 'tache and the unkempt hair.
Title: Re: Are there dangers in mustache growing contests?
Post by: Bored chemist on 09/07/2024 23:03:52
Alas I can't match BC's appearance, I have just got two of those descriptors, the 'tache and the unkempt hair.
Saves you getting this comparison.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Shipman
Title: Re: Are there dangers in mustache growing contests?
Post by: Bored chemist on 09/07/2024 23:05:04
60 years ago, almost to the day, I attended compulsory staff fire training for an industrial chemistry lab. The Fire Safety Officer  donned his breathing apparatus, ignited the petrol-soaked dummy, and rushed forward to encase the victim in a blanket. Massive round of applause, followed by his assistant dousing said FSO's blazing beard with a water extinguisher, to even more applause and hysterical laughter.
On a possibly more important note, a lot of RPE doesn't work well if you have facial hair.
Title: Re: Are there dangers in mustache growing contests?
Post by: alancalverd on 10/07/2024 08:18:10
Another mad recollection, this time from a physics laboratory.

The local fire brigade used one of our hangars for a training exercise. The scenario was that a couple of blokes were soaked with corrosive chemicals and trapped under debris at the far end of the smoke-filled building. The rescuers wore haze goggles with their full chemical kit, and had to crawl towards the shouting victims, extract and decontaminate them, and hand them over to the ambulance  crew.

All worked beautifully until one of the firefighters leaned over a decontaminated "casualty" to thank him. His helmet fell off and hit the casualty, rendering him unconscious.
Title: Re: Are there dangers in mustache growing contests?
Post by: paul cotter on 10/07/2024 09:26:26
BC, I would not consider Shipman's hair to be particularly unkempt, you obviously haven't seen mine! With my carefully maintained scruffy appearance nobody bothers me and no attempt has ever been made to rob/mug me, so far.
Title: Re: Are there dangers in mustache growing contests?
Post by: Bored chemist on 10/07/2024 11:54:10
Incidentally, is it just me or does the forum software think other people consider this format helpful?
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Title: Re: Are there dangers in mustache growing contests?
Post by: Pseudoscience-is-malarkey on 10/07/2024 16:20:02
Alas I can't match BC's appearance, I have just got two of those descriptors, the 'tache and the unkempt hair.
Saves you getting this comparison.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Shipman

I thought he died of beard cancer.