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Title: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Exodus on 13/04/2003 23:53:06
I've heard that consuming things such as pineapple and lemon can improve the taste of semen whereas products such as coffee, alcohol and dairy products make it less pallatable... Is there any truth in this?


Thats Economics...
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Donnah on 17/04/2003 04:51:18
How on earth could you conduct a scientific study on this?
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: NakedScientist on 17/04/2003 12:06:55
You often read this claim, mostly in womens' magazines, that you can subtly influence the flavour of semen by eating different things. I honestly don't agree. My own feeling is that since urine and semen pass along the same tube, depending upon how recently the guy passed urine, and how concentrated it was, the flavour of the semen may be tainted by the residual urine. If the guy has been drinking a lot of fluids and the urine is very dilute then it will be less strongly flavoured and hence alter the flavour of the semen less. Dark, highly concentrated urine, on the other hand, will be strong tasting (I contend, I've not tried it !) and hence alter the flavour a lot. I'm sure that this has more to do with the 'taste' of what men produce, than what they eat. Please correct me if you know better, but as Donnah says, how are you going to do a scientific study ?

TNS
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Exodus on 17/04/2003 23:43:07
oh well, me and my fellow male housemates drink pineapple juice by the carton to keep tasting good... If you are a diabetic does this mean you'll have sweeter semen? [;)]

Thats Economics...
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: chris on 18/04/2003 12:36:46
You really should get some girls over to your house matey rather than drink each others 'products' all day. Then you wouldn't need pineapple juice ;)
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Amy Halsey on 24/06/2003 16:51:13
[V]you could do it but you would need to find people/animals to join in.
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Exodus on 24/06/2003 18:54:12
Animals? (https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmilies.jeeptalk.org%2Fcontrib%2Fdday%2Flaugh.gif&hash=a76f4948b1fbddffc81f94e1c711d0cf)

thats wrong!
Welcome to the forum!

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: benedict on 27/06/2003 04:52:06
every scientific endeavor has a goal at the end...so what is your purpose for such? (I am already amused by this topic)
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Donnah on 27/06/2003 21:50:59
B-a-a-a-a!
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Broca on 29/08/2003 03:23:18
If you have a problem with the taste, try rinsing your mouth out with a strong mouth wash before having an opportunity to ...well...taste it. The mouth wash should over power the other sensation. I really can not believe I had occasion to type that.
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: bezoar on 30/08/2003 03:52:05
But did you have the occasion to test it for yourself?  How did you happen to come across this tidbit of information?  I can hardly imagine a semen taste test anywhere.  Don't tell me -- you read it somewhere.  I don't want to know where, either.

Bezoar
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Broca on 30/08/2003 05:32:36
Rest easy Bezoar, I didn't read it anywhere, I heard it on a T.V. show! Hmmm I guess that is not much different eh? I heard it, I passed the info along...I plead the fifth on everything else!<smile>
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Ians Daddy on 30/08/2003 07:28:27
I've READ that the more exposure to this, the more tolerable it becomes. Like an aquired taste thing. I wrote it down and then read it. I believe everything I read. So, spread the word. And please, tell my girlfriend.

.....Sorry.....[:)]
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: genegenie on 30/08/2003 08:20:11
You blokes should stop reading your girlfriends Cosmopolitan magazines. They only print those articles to tease you. Hehehehehehehe
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Broca on 31/08/2003 00:03:35
Hey Ians Daddy...I heard a joke once that said jewlery helps!
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Ians Daddy on 31/08/2003 05:16:54
Hahahahaha....I love that. I'll be telling that one. Thanks.
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: chris on 01/09/2003 00:32:40
You beat me to it. I was going to say that a bunch of flowers seems to improve the flavour no end...

Chris

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception"
 - Groucho Marx
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: bezoar on 01/09/2003 03:28:40
A new car makes a dramatic difference.

Bezoar
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Claire on 03/09/2003 15:35:30
Ha ha ha!!!!!!

"Crushing truths perish by being acknowledged." Albert Camus
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: neilep on 04/03/2004 10:52:06
Don't ask me.......http://www.semenex.com/home.html

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: bezoar on 05/03/2004 01:27:27
What?  No more jewelry?
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: neilep on 05/03/2004 19:09:01
Honestly !!!...the trouble us blokes go to, to woo you with fine flavoured natural goods !!!..and you want a pair of ear rings too !!.....or dare I say....a necklace ?.....[:I][:I][:I][:I]

'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: bezoar on 06/03/2004 06:26:46
That's a good start.
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: tweener on 07/03/2004 23:06:58
Let's see, the necklace can hang from the rear-view mirror and.....

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MissMontana on 10/03/2004 22:08:10
quote:
Originally posted by Broca

Hey Ians Daddy...I heard a joke once that said jewlery helps!



When I read that I couldn't work out how a prince Albert would help the situation  lol
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MayoFlyFarmer on 21/03/2004 05:43:08
I was in the same situation as montana...glad I'm not the only one that dense!!!


Yar, the flies be everywhere maty....save yerselves!!!
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MayoFlyFarmer on 21/03/2004 05:47:27
Oh the things we will go to, in order to pretend to be being "scientific" this thread is a bit of a stretch.... but hey, its fun.  I think everyone's heard the rumor about fruit juices etc.  I agree with nekid that it probably has more to do with what was in the urethra before hand.  However in that case foods could definately have an impact.  Besides the hydration/dehydration factor (which will probably be the biggest influence as naked pointed out) there can also be trace amounts of glucose, and has anyone ever noticed that their urine gets a really odd almost sweet odor when they're drinking coffee (even if you're not really that dehydrated from the caffeen yet?) ok, I probably just shared too much (sorry its late)

Yar, the flies be everywhere maty....save yerselves!!!
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: 4x4crazy on 31/03/2004 22:29:07
Bag it and bin it unless your into strange foods. Whats wrong with a chocolate flavoured condom anyway? Neat and tidy disposal is far less messy. I am sure there will be many arguments on how nutricious it is.

I have a bad taste in my mouth I think I will go and brush my teeth.
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Exodus on 01/04/2004 01:43:08
quote:
Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

Oh the things we will go to, in order to pretend to be being "scientific" this thread is a bit of a stretch.... but hey, its fun.  I think everyone's heard the rumor about fruit juices etc.  I agree with nekid that it probably has more to do with what was in the urethra before hand.  However in that case foods could definately have an impact.  Besides the hydration/dehydration factor (which will probably be the biggest influence as naked pointed out) there can also be trace amounts of glucose, and has anyone ever noticed that their urine gets a really odd almost sweet odor when they're drinking coffee (even if you're not really that dehydrated from the caffeen yet?) ok, I probably just shared too much (sorry its late)

Yar, the flies be everywhere maty....save yerselves!!!



Nah mate, i am with you on this one, i had a p*ss last week after a particularly hardcore curry the night before and it smelt spicy!!!

there's truth in it.

Resident Tour Operator - The Naked Scientists
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MayoFlyFarmer on 01/04/2004 07:02:56
MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Exodus on 01/04/2004 12:52:53
quote:
Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!



Once you've had your first curry, there's no turning back!!! They just end up getting hotter.[}:)]

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: tweener on 01/04/2004 16:14:42
I love Indian curry!  There's a restaurant near my house that is fantastic.  I've been there with a friend from India who also loves their food.  His take on it was that it is too good: "You would die if you ate this way all the time."  He's probably right, but wow! what a way to go!

I don't know how it affects the taste of semen, and don't have anyone to help with a taste test. [:(]

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MayoFlyFarmer on 01/04/2004 19:32:43
I'll get right on that research for you tweener so you don't have to worry about it!  I'm just finishing up my grant proposal now.  I wonder if the Fisher Scientiffic Catalog has prostitutes in it??  they seem to have everything else.

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MissMontana on 01/04/2004 22:25:18
quote:
Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!



I'm sure you'll soon become totally involved in the male curry culture and start doing things like storing the toilet paper in the fridge (in preparation for the fall out the next morning) before going out for an evening that you know will end in curry   [;)]
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MayoFlyFarmer on 01/04/2004 22:35:57
in the fridge huh??  odes that make it more comfortable??  I'm intriuged!! (and I can't spell)

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MissMontana on 02/04/2004 23:26:45
apparently cold toilet paper soothes hot areas, I don't wish to cast aspersions but I don't know of any females to partake of this peculiarity
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MayoFlyFarmer on 03/04/2004 00:44:18
Can't say I know ANYONE who does this.....until now[^]

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: tweener on 05/04/2004 04:07:31
Who wants to "soothe" a hot area?  The hotter the better I always say!

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: 4x4crazy on 31/03/2004 22:29:07
Bag it and bin it unless your into strange foods. Whats wrong with a chocolate flavoured condom anyway? Neat and tidy disposal is far less messy. I am sure there will be many arguments on how nutricious it is.

I have a bad taste in my mouth I think I will go and brush my teeth.
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Exodus on 01/04/2004 01:43:08
quote:
Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

Oh the things we will go to, in order to pretend to be being "scientific" this thread is a bit of a stretch.... but hey, its fun.  I think everyone's heard the rumor about fruit juices etc.  I agree with nekid that it probably has more to do with what was in the urethra before hand.  However in that case foods could definately have an impact.  Besides the hydration/dehydration factor (which will probably be the biggest influence as naked pointed out) there can also be trace amounts of glucose, and has anyone ever noticed that their urine gets a really odd almost sweet odor when they're drinking coffee (even if you're not really that dehydrated from the caffeen yet?) ok, I probably just shared too much (sorry its late)

Yar, the flies be everywhere maty....save yerselves!!!



Nah mate, i am with you on this one, i had a p*ss last week after a particularly hardcore curry the night before and it smelt spicy!!!

there's truth in it.

Resident Tour Operator - The Naked Scientists
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MayoFlyFarmer on 01/04/2004 07:02:56
MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Exodus on 01/04/2004 12:52:53
quote:
Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!



Once you've had your first curry, there's no turning back!!! They just end up getting hotter.[}:)]

Resident Tour Operator - The Naked Scientists
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: tweener on 01/04/2004 16:14:42
I love Indian curry!  There's a restaurant near my house that is fantastic.  I've been there with a friend from India who also loves their food.  His take on it was that it is too good: "You would die if you ate this way all the time."  He's probably right, but wow! what a way to go!

I don't know how it affects the taste of semen, and don't have anyone to help with a taste test. [:(]

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MayoFlyFarmer on 01/04/2004 19:32:43
I'll get right on that research for you tweener so you don't have to worry about it!  I'm just finishing up my grant proposal now.  I wonder if the Fisher Scientiffic Catalog has prostitutes in it??  they seem to have everything else.

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MissMontana on 01/04/2004 22:25:18
quote:
Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer

MMMMMM curry..... I had indian food for the first time ever last night and I am hooked now!  There is no meat like goat!
 ....oh wait, what were we talking about.... oh thats right SEMEN!!!

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!



I'm sure you'll soon become totally involved in the male curry culture and start doing things like storing the toilet paper in the fridge (in preparation for the fall out the next morning) before going out for an evening that you know will end in curry   [;)]
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MayoFlyFarmer on 01/04/2004 22:35:57
in the fridge huh??  odes that make it more comfortable??  I'm intriuged!! (and I can't spell)

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MissMontana on 02/04/2004 23:26:45
apparently cold toilet paper soothes hot areas, I don't wish to cast aspersions but I don't know of any females to partake of this peculiarity
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MayoFlyFarmer on 03/04/2004 00:44:18
Can't say I know ANYONE who does this.....until now[^]

This is a signature.... AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: tweener on 05/04/2004 04:07:31
Who wants to "soothe" a hot area?  The hotter the better I always say!

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: toroughguy on 29/05/2004 16:25:28
Ok, so anyone have any faith in reports of "health benefits of swallowing semen?"  

I think I've found some reputable sources that say yes, if she is willing to do so more than three times a week.  (BBC, REDBOOK, GALLOP)

It's not just the nutrition... she could eat other things...  but some powerful chemicals that increase the health of the receiver (makes sense from an evolutionary development point of view).

I guess this isn't the thread for this... but it's close.

T.O.roughGuy

So let it be written... so let it be done.
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Exodus on 02/07/2004 06:52:10
quote:
Originally posted by toroughguy

Ok, so anyone have any faith in reports of "health benefits of swallowing semen?"  

I think I've found some reputable sources that say yes, if she is willing to do so more than three times a week.  (BBC, REDBOOK, GALLOP)

It's not just the nutrition... she could eat other things...  but some powerful chemicals that increase the health of the receiver (makes sense from an evolutionary development point of view).

I guess this isn't the thread for this... but it's close.

T.O.roughGuy

So let it be written... so let it be done.



keep telling everyone that... it might get prescribed on the NHS!
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: neilep on 02/07/2004 18:00:18
If it does beCUM available on the NHS...I don't mind being farmed !! (errrr...that's dependent on the method of extraction of course !!)

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Donnah on 15/08/2004 23:41:16
Well Neil, if it's the same as bulls, they stuff a vibrating probe up your butt and turn a dial up and down until you bellow and fill the test tube while the people in the room laugh.  Sound good?
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Exodus on 17/08/2004 22:17:04
I think i would suggest they stick to the more traditional methods... probably get a better yield!
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: qpan on 17/08/2004 22:32:31
quote:
Originally posted by Exodus

I think i would suggest they stick to the more traditional methods... probably get a better yield!



Speaking from experience or just guessing? [:p]

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-Edgar Allan Poe
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: OmnipotentOne on 21/08/2004 17:05:27
BLASPHEMY!!

To see a world in a grain of sand.
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MayoFlyFarmer on 22/09/2004 01:09:16
quote:
Originally posted by toroughguy


It's not just the nutrition... she could eat other things...  but some powerful chemicals that increase the health of the receiver (makes sense from an evolutionary development point of view).





I don't see how it would make sense from an evolutionary pint of view.  Females who prefer to plesure their mates by oral methods versus vaginal should be selected AGAINST.  
I feel like such a nerd writing this!

p.s.  I don't select against any for of....uh..... nevermind....

That's no moon.... its a GRAPEFRUIT!!!!
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: tweener on 22/09/2004 03:35:55
Another way of looking at this situation is that the first shot of semen contains the old and decrepit sperms.  If the female really wants the good stuff she needs to get the old stuff out of the way.  Then if the male can't get it up for the second round, maybe he's not all that virile in the first place and the female needs to keep looking.  If the male does get it up again, then the load is going to be nice and fresh!

Just a theory. Might need lots of testing to prove or disprove.  [:D]

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: neilep on 22/09/2004 11:03:04
quote:
Originally posted by tweener

Another way of looking at this situation is that the first shot of semen contains the old and decrepit sperms.  If the female really wants the good stuff she needs to get the old stuff out of the way.  Then if the male can't get it up for the second round, maybe he's not all that virile in the first place and the female needs to keep looking.  If the male does get it up again, then the load is going to be nice and fresh!

Just a theory. Might need lots of testing to prove or disprove.  [:D]

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I volunteer [:D]

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MayoFlyFarmer on 22/09/2004 17:10:35
Ok, we'll lock you and tweener in a lab togther and you two can study this.... together..... all you want [:D]

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: neilep on 22/09/2004 17:47:39
errr !!!....well.....a mouths a mouth I suppose !!!.....forget that, scrap that, ignore that !!!

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: tweener on 28/09/2004 04:29:06
quote:
Originally posted by neilep

errr !!!....well.....a mouths a mouth I suppose !!!.....forget that, scrap that, ignore that !!!

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Definitely scrap that idea!

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MayoFlyFarmer on 28/09/2004 06:36:14
did you plan to add something to that tweener???  or just love echos that much??? [8D]

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: tweener on 28/09/2004 21:43:58
I did add something to that.  I don't know where it went though.  Basically I was saying "Definitely scrap that idea!"

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: gsmollin on 30/09/2004 13:32:34
quote:
Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer
...I don't see how it would make sense from an evolutionary pint of view.  Females who prefer to plesure their mates by oral methods versus vaginal should be selected AGAINST....



Au contrair MFF. A female who is skilled in the art of pleasing her man with oral culture is a female indeed! She can have her pick of the male gene pool and reproduce to her heart's content. I just wish more women understood that.
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: MayoFlyFarmer on 30/09/2004 15:04:19
quote:
Originally posted by gsmollin

Quote
She can have her pick of the male gene pool and reproduce to her heart's content. I just wish more women understood that.



I don't know too many women who WANT to reproduce to tehir heart's conent.  
But that is a good point.
The only problem I see with it is that we're going in circles, we started with the men evolving to have better tasting semen so that the women would mate with them.  Now its the women wanting the men to mate with them.  I dunno..... its too early in the morning for me.  I'll think about it after I've had some coffee and played with my flies.

That's no moon.... its a GRAPEFRUIT!!!!
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: gsmollin on 30/09/2004 18:18:36
Well, this thread has gone in several circles already. But to get back to the original question: How to improve oneself. I can only offer a "don't" for this. Many years ago, a lady-friend would tell me when I had been drinking beer. As a college student, I did do that, frequently. She claimed it made me taste bitter. I suppose it may have been the hops. At any rate, being anxious to, err, taste non-bitter, I gave up beer on date-days, which was a sacrifice, I must admit. But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: roberth on 30/09/2004 23:50:44
C'mon, I'd rather have the beer. When is this thread gunna die.
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: neilep on 01/10/2004 08:55:32
quote:
Originally posted by roberth

C'mon, I'd rather have the beer. When is this thread gunna die.



I suppose we could always sterilise this thread
[:)]...actually, that just got me thinking....and please excuse my ignorance here, but when a blokey has a vasectomy, he does still err..'cum' doesn't he ?...so , what has the vasectomy done to his little tads ?......


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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: tweener on 01/10/2004 15:34:39
Neil, rest assured that a vasectomy doesn't change anything noticeable.  Just the little swimmers can't get out of their nest to cause trouble, and they only make up about 1% of the total volume.

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: bezoar on 08/10/2004 01:00:44
I cannot believe that for as long as I've been gone, this thread is still active.  You guys never quit.
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Exodus on 09/10/2004 10:44:35
well they say its something thats always on a guys mind (not vasectomies however)...
Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: neilep on 09/10/2004 18:21:46
For some reason I tend to start losing my sight when I visit this thread and my palms become hirsute !!

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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Exodus on 13/10/2004 22:58:15
i found this picture of a mans brain...


(https://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv173%2Fdickted%2F917372.gif&hash=4201e5f0ee934a471513ce69dc932207)
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Post by: gsmollin on 14/10/2004 23:03:00
Exodus, that's freaking awesome! I love it! Where did you get it?
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Post by: bezoar on 15/10/2004 00:45:42
You guys are too much.  I notice this is posted under science TRIVIA.  But that is really an awesome pic.  I almost went through it too fast and missed the vibrations.
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Post by: neilep on 15/10/2004 02:21:51
Excellent Picture Rich !!...now...can I have my brain back please ?

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Post by: Donnah on 16/10/2004 22:27:40
And which head did you say that picture was from?
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Post by: sara_scotland on 05/01/2005 08:51:10
I heard someplace (prob in another of those girly mags) that curry makes cum taste worse, and strawberries make it taste better, never put it to the taste test though.

But if you really kinda think bout it, the bitter taste buds are supposedly at the back of the tounge, and where does most of the "stuff" land?  Maybe that accounts for the bitter taste.

For all men who want to select for this in woman should return the favour and learn to breathe through their ears!!!!

Sara

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Post by: l_kryptonite on 14/04/2005 07:41:38
Oh dear, my virgin post and I have to admit that I swallow?[8)]

Firstly, an apology to those who have been praying for the demise of this thread.

Secondly, the facts.
The tast of semen can definitely be altered.  I can pick an occaisional cigar smoker from a non smoker and I refuse to even kiss a regular, let alone sample anything else.
Regular vices remain in your system for extended periods.  Don't be fooled into thinking that a regular beer drinker can give up his usual on a date night.  It doesn't work that way.  If you really want to remove a regular contaminant like caffeine, beer or smokes, allow around 6 weeks.
Yes, your meals on the day have an effect too, though it is usually subtle.
To the person who suggested strong mouthwash...make very sure your partner is not sensitive.  That much alcohol and mint can put a guy through the roof!
If anyone has experimented since this thread kicked off I'd love to hear the results.  I'm searching for proven alternatives.
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Post by: simeonie on 29/04/2005 18:48:27
ooo kkk this is disgusting this topic lolz. Anyways when you say "taste better" it is all based on opinion isn't it. Plus I would really love to hear what someone who ahs experienced this' reply. lolz it would really make me laugh!

mmm hi!
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Post by: l_kryptonite on 02/05/2005 09:19:15
You may find this thread unpalatable, but I take it seriously.  If you read my post above you will realise you are talking to someone who has  experienced it.  My post was not about getting gratuitous teenage laughs, but to further my research in the area.  Nothing disgusting here for me.
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Post by: neilep on 02/05/2005 11:32:46
quote:
Originally posted by l_kryptonite

You may find this thread unpalatable, but I take it seriously.  If you read my post above you will realise you are talking to someone who has  experienced it.  My post was not about getting gratuitous teenage laughs, but to further my research in the area.  Nothing disgusting here for me.



have you tried semenex before ?...do a google or check one of my earlier posts here for the link (18+ only)

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Post by: simeonie on 02/05/2005 11:58:57
sorry bout finding it funny. Is this a proper experiment or sumit? like for school?


Simon
Trust me I am a doctor!
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Post by: chimera on 02/05/2005 19:42:42
With machines being able to tell by smell whether you have lung cancer or not (just read about one), it's probably just a matter of time before you can tell something important by checking the taste of your semen.

According to a sexuologist (or whatever they call themselves) I heard on the subject, it's supposed to taste something like chestnuts, of all things, unless you drink alcohol or eat meat, then it turns bitter pretty quick.
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Post by: l_kryptonite on 03/05/2005 22:58:26
I mind it not if you find the thread ammusing, Simon, I was merely disappointed that you would find it disgusting.  Perhaps you are a little young for this particular thread?

In answer to your question, no this is no school experiment; I am far to ancient for such things.  I simply like to please my partner, and to experiment.  Sex is to be enjoyed; not endured.
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Post by: l_kryptonite on 03/05/2005 23:06:29
Neil I haven't bothered with semenex because it defies the whole point of experimentation.  Aside from that, if you had ever tasted flavoured condoms or lubricants before you would understand the reluctance to go near artificial flavourings.  I'm sorry but noone can make latex taste good.

Come to think of it, I'm opposed to artificial flavourings in anything I eat.  Why should this be any different?  Okay, shutting up now...[8)]
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Post by: neilep on 03/05/2005 23:22:48
quote:
Originally posted by l_kryptonite



Come to think of it, I'm opposed to artificial flavourings in anything I eat.  Why should this be any different?  Okay, shutting up now...[8)]




It's not artificial, maybe you're thinking of something else, here's the link http://www.semenex.com/home.html

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Post by: l_kryptonite on 03/05/2005 23:28:22
Okay, I shall peruse the site.  I still say it takes the fun out of it though...
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Post by: neilep on 03/05/2005 23:33:39
quote:
Originally posted by l_kryptonite

Okay, I shall peruse the site.  I still say it takes the fun out of it though...


I wasn't recommending it, just wondering if you've heard of it....good luck with your experimentation.[;)]

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Post by: l_kryptonite on 03/05/2005 23:43:02
Broccoli? Who'd have thought it?

Much food for thought, thank you for the site.  It is not the same product I had seen advertised before.

I should probably explain too, that I'm not looking to "improve", but to "alter for variety"...and I'm still astounded that I'm having this conversation with total strangers!
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Post by: neilep on 04/05/2005 08:26:54
quote:
Originally posted by l_kryptonite

Broccoli? Who'd have thought it?

Much food for thought, thank you for the site.  It is not the same product I had seen advertised before.

I should probably explain too, that I'm not looking to "improve", but to "alter for variety"...and I'm still astounded that I'm having this conversation with total strangers!




I think the fact that you're having this conversation with strangers is the reason why you can talk about it !!...you have complete anonymity, besides, forgive me if I've missed the obvious from one of your posts here or elsewhere on the site but we have no idea what gender you are either, certainly your profile gives nothing away, though you might want to discuss with your partner what you've been mentioning......or perhaps not !![:D][;)], also despite the subject matter, it seems this thread is totally apt to your experimentation which I would imagine could well be called scientific.

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Post by: simeonie on 04/05/2005 21:08:13
You guys are really cool... I could do with people like you lot on my forums to start them going. Take a look my website is http://www.simeonie.co.uk
To go on the forums you just click on the link to the forums. :)


Simon
Trust me I am a doctor!
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Post by: l_kryptonite on 05/05/2005 09:49:21
Have you ever tried to experiment with something like this without talking to your partner?
  "Here, eat this"
  "Why?"
  "Just do as you're told."

Doesn't really work.  Yes, of course I talk with the person I'm experimenting with!

An admission...I found this site because of this thread.  It popped up in a google search.  Happy luck [:)] I like the forum, and have much reading ahead of me.

As for my rather austere bio?  I'm cautious.  A new international forum and I know nothing about it or the people on it.  If people wish to get to know me, they are welcome to do so outside the forum.  I don't bite...
well okay,would you believe; only when invited to?


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Post by: ADD HAHAHA on 09/05/2005 18:06:51
well kriptonite i would acsept ur offer but there is no way for me to contact u other then this forum

ps ur a girl [:)] u rite like one lol


Drew Rody
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Post by: l_kryptonite on 10/05/2005 12:40:37
Girl? no...and you don't know your forum very well.[}:)]
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Post by: ADD HAHAHA on 12/05/2005 07:25:11
all well i dont care

i was only going on how girls right and how guys right from expereance but there are guys that right like girls and girls that right like guys
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Post by: l_kryptonite on 16/05/2005 00:59:49
*laughs*  You also need to think outside the square, ADD HAHA [}:)]
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Post by: Kyron on 24/07/2005 12:57:08
Wow ... I've read the threads, and how informative ... I can tell from experience that one key factor is general health and fitness!  The healthier and fitter I am has always helped in my experience!!  But it could just the taste preferences of the person I am with too!

Ky
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Post by: memasa on 25/07/2005 12:55:15
I would like to elaborate this subject a bit just by saying that there are considerable differences in the taste of women... :)) I GUESS same factors play a part.
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Post by: Jackalope on 08/08/2005 20:21:30
According to Bob Marley, who by most accounts has plenty of this type of experience, Irish Moss Tea made his stuff taste better, altho I doubt he actually did any taste-testing.

"Man who say it cannot be done should not interrupt man doing it."
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Post by: Razor on 09/08/2005 19:07:40
Replace your left testicle with a strawberry,or a cherry,or a melon,whatever makes you happy!

Here's a brainteaser:

A man gets lost in a forest,and stumbles upon two identical twins.
They're the only ones that know the way out.
One always tells the truth,and the other always lies.
What question do you ask them that would lead you out of the forest?

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Post by: Razor on 17/08/2005 16:33:55
quote:
Originally posted by Razor

Replace your left testicle with a strawberry,or a cherry,or a melon,whatever makes you happy!

Here's a brainteaser:

A man gets lost in a forest,and stumbles upon two identical twins.
They're the only ones that know the way out.
One always tells the truth,and the other always lies.
What question do you ask them that would lead you out of the forest?





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Title: Re: improving the taste of semen...
Post by: Ian33 on 24/11/2005 19:23:15
I would appreciate you not removing my posts; a man should taste his own semen if he expects a woman to swallow it, is that not what this thread is about. Otherwise, why should the taste matter ?????

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