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Post by: jolly on 05/05/2007 14:30:00
                  Star Wars

                Episode V n-a1/2

               The search for Luke:

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away....

Our story continues as Yoda and the lady search high and lo for luke. Han offers his services and leia slaps him.
The evil lord vader tries to buy the lady a drink, and tells her he has a penthouse. Escaping his Evil clutches she continues on her quest,arriving at her home world of yabbanabbadebabasomthinglongwithfunnywordsinit she discovers that luke has passed through recently, armed with this new information, we now join her as she persues luke from one side of the galaxy to the other....
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Post by: Seany on 05/05/2007 14:31:06
(erm.. A bit similar to my game.. but ok..)
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Post by: moonfire on 05/05/2007 14:32:25
JarJar Binks stands at the helm and throws out commands to his posts while awaiting a response he notices a strange green light coming from another galaxy.
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Post by: jolly on 05/05/2007 14:33:55
"Clearly the cabbage people are going to war" He says to mr hedgehog
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Post by: moonfire on 05/05/2007 14:36:34
Where are our defense shields? 
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Post by: jolly on 05/05/2007 14:37:53
"err... I sold them to an ou-tini yesterday" says mr hedgehog
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Post by: moonfire on 05/05/2007 14:40:49
"Mr. Hedgehog, you need to ask Stevy to invent us another one made with more durability."
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Post by: jolly on 05/05/2007 14:42:37
Mr hedgehog scraches spines "stevey died yesterday in the milieniumfalcon with han, Lets run away!" "oh why dont we fly by the prison world of yadayadyoudeserveityadayada we can save Paris, hey!- she might put out"
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Post by: Karen W. on 05/05/2007 16:55:55
 She might put you out alright!!! LOL Perhaps a new Plan is in order!
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Post by: jolly on 05/05/2007 17:12:27
Mr hedgehog ponders the implications "maybe your right!" he says "what do you think lady? should we start looking for luke now? I'm not scared of the cabbage people anyway!" 
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Post by: Karen W. on 05/05/2007 17:28:06
Me Neither we must find Luke as I miss him terribly and wonder if he misses me?? I bet he is up to no good somewhere trying to charm other ladies as I know he does very well! LOL
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Post by: jolly on 05/05/2007 17:38:07
"O.k We'er agreed" says Captin Walls "all strape in Were about to go into ludicrus speed" "yes, you to jar jar!" "Wait" says mr hedgehog "theres a load of choc ices comming at us"
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Post by: Karen W. on 05/05/2007 17:43:47
Well This is indeed exciting my first time at Ludicrus speed!!!  Light em up Boys and lets see this baby fly!
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Post by: jolly on 05/05/2007 17:48:07
under the skillful pilotshipness? of captin walls they evade the 'Dark' Choc ices- "So" says captin Walls "where should we go?" "If I was a Luke where would I be?"
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Post by: Karen W. on 05/05/2007 18:04:43
Right here beside me!
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Post by: jolly on 05/05/2007 19:27:41
"Well thats very nice lady! but in the pusuit of adventure might he not be somewhere else?" Replys captin Walls "on the other side of the Galaxy perhaps".
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Post by: Karen W. on 05/05/2007 20:31:29
LOL If you insist on me giving away all our secrets Then ok there is a planet 10 light years away called , somewhere in time,that is cloaked and hidden from travelers veiw. If you just stand strong in the force Luke will guide us right in!
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Post by: jolly on 06/05/2007 00:12:49
"O.K team cream are a go! Jar Jar pull up the anckor!" Says Captin Walls
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Post by: Karen W. on 06/05/2007 00:19:38
THat boy is always on the other side of the Galaxy.. His whole life is an adventure!! LOL
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Post by: jolly on 06/05/2007 00:27:10
"lady there is no need to state the obvious" says Mr hedgehog
"what we need right now is a load of power mad hippos to gives us a few problems or maybe the cabbage people could come back- after all the cabbage people always come back and in greater numbers!"
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Post by: Karen W. on 06/05/2007 00:39:39
I will keep my eys open.. LOL if theres a problem I know you can handle it! LOL
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Post by: moonfire on 06/05/2007 04:36:06
Meanwhile, Jar Jar thinks about this equation that sits before him scratching his ears, wondering what Luke would do in a situation like this with no defense shields....hhhhmmmmmmm
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Post by: Karen W. on 06/05/2007 06:03:05
Meanwhile in a galaxy far away called somewhere in time Luke sat sensing the power of the force...and using it to direct the captain and its crew safely into the system..
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Post by: jolly on 06/05/2007 12:42:29
At the same time Luke ducks out the otherside, fully aware that the lady was comming!
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Post by: Karen W. on 06/05/2007 16:43:57
This young Jedi is getting quite strong in the force and is managing to always stay several steps ahead of us! Perhaps its me???
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Post by: paul.fr on 06/05/2007 17:23:12
whilst contemplating what would happen with no defence shield, they all took their eye off the ball and failed to notice that the sun was going supernova. the force was not with luke as the sun exploded......all life in the univerce was suddenly and without warning extinguished.
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Post by: jolly on 06/05/2007 17:25:11
"no paul" says captin Walls "they paid us 62 million to make this bloody film and it cant end that badly- afterall if everyones dead how can we buy 99s?"
 
and responding to the lady
 
"Yes, Maybe your right" says Mr hedgehog "quick put on this wig and try those new shoes you bought on danttarrkfpvkvinvdfpfj".
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Post by: Karen W. on 06/05/2007 18:14:50
Right away Captain..Do you still think he will know?
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Post by: jolly on 06/05/2007 18:25:43
"He's not a jedi yet" says yoda.

Mean while in the giant M-n-M the planet destroying space station-formerly known as 'Death star'! Darth Vader plots the best way to dump his stock with no-one noticing"

Back with yoda and the lady "yell noo luke asss run off again Lady yot you want toooo dooo?" says Yoda
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Post by: Karen W. on 06/05/2007 21:06:38
Let him go... We will find a new Jedi Will will make him stronger then before better then before and sweeter then before.. and did I say more of a home body! LOL..Seriously we must regroup and make a new plan Stan!!
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Post by: jolly on 06/05/2007 21:41:20
"sounds like someone is being taken by the dark side of the force" says yoda "No maybe she has a point" says mr hedgehog "lets go get paris!" "well if the lady no longer wawnt to chase the coward all over galaxy- what does she want to do?" asks Jar Jar "I mean, I'm not going shopping!"
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Post by: Karen W. on 06/05/2007 22:27:37
She wants to see all the galaxies possible and make sure there is a lot of interesting excitement along the way!
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Post by: jolly on 06/05/2007 22:36:35
"well that's great but dont you think we should actually go do it, rather than just talking about it?" says mr Hedgehog "I think rescuing Paris would be fun, but you dont want to"
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Post by: moonfire on 06/05/2007 23:06:40
No, it isn't that, but there is a whole galaxy to clean up now!
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Post by: jolly on 06/05/2007 23:43:41
"Dont worry" says Mr hedgehog "The cabbage people are good at cleaning- theres a cleaning agency on yayayayacurvayayay full of cabbage people"

"True" agrees jar jar "If you just stop throwing you rappers out the window we'll be fine"

"besides that blackhole will sort most of it" says captin walls

"what blackhole?" asks the lady "err that one just over there.. errr how do you go backwards?"

"see what you've done I told you we should ave gone after Paris but nooo! now coz of you lot were all gonna sucked into that" crys Mr hedgehog

"shut up all of you!" says Captin walls "start paddling"

"Look I'm sorry, I dont care how much they are paying us you cannot open a window in space or bloody paddle" says mr hedgehog

"ssshhh" says captin walls "The kids love this stuff"

"Fine wheres the bloody ore? Fifthteen years I've been doing this never thought I end up rowing a lolly with windows- away from a giant blackhole! my bloody agent is goonn.." "Just row!"

"I am! where we going now then?"
"We'll I dont know about the rest of you, but I could do with a mc-donalds" says Jar Jar

"right! thats it- I'm not bloody rowing to some space drive through!"
And then he promotly climbes out the window!

"dont worry lady we don't need him anyway- he's on 10k a day!" says captin walls "yeah it's right at the lights!" 

   
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Post by: Ben6789 on 07/05/2007 13:15:34
Then aliens invade the galaxy and kidnap lady, so luke must go after her and save her!...again..*sighs*
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Post by: jolly on 07/05/2007 13:20:24
"yeah thats a good idea" thinks Luke "I mean, now shes all weak and helpless" Jumping in his X-wing he sees....
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Post by: Ben6789 on 07/05/2007 13:21:55
an asteroid headed right for his ship, it's about to hit him when Captin Wall accidentally zooms in the way and deflects it.
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Post by: jolly on 07/05/2007 13:38:40
"thank god that lollys made rubber" Luke says to captin Walls

"yeah props even flavoured it" he shouts back from the window...

"Right, right" says luke.. we could'nt do this in the last film"

"I know its the marval of mordern cinema" replys captin Walls "my control pannels even got a cup holder!"

Together they now set of to rescue the lady....

Mean while back on the- MnM planet destoying space station formerly known as 'Death Star'. Darth Vader.....     
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Post by: Karen W. on 07/05/2007 14:41:13
Plans another invasion this time his diabolical mind may have surpassed his previous...
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Post by: jolly on 07/05/2007 14:52:34
"yes" he thinks "I'll externalise myself! Know one would ever suspect! For someone else can destroy.. 'coughts' sorry... Control the universe!"

Presently Luke and Captin walls are flying through.... 
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Post by: Karen W. on 07/05/2007 15:13:56
a meteor shower and trying to avoid being  bludgened to death by the extremely large chunks of......
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Post by: jolly on 07/05/2007 15:27:49
"Mc-donalds..." says captin Walls

"It cant be Mc-donalds" Says luke "nothing has the power to destroy an entire drive through, it would take more fire power then... well.... something powerful"
 
"look" says Captin walls "theres A Giant MnM"

"So what'll we do now" Asks Jar Jar....   
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Post by: Karen W. on 07/05/2007 15:32:37
It's not a meteor shower I bet Darth Vader has something to do with this!!!!
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Post by: jolly on 07/05/2007 15:46:28
"no, thats definately a big mac going past the window" Says luke

"Food!" says Jar Jar "trying to grab it through the window"

"that MnM is getting very close" Says Luke to

captin walls

"Your Right I'll.......
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Post by: Karen W. on 07/05/2007 16:13:12
"Get everything ready here for transfer and we will be on the ready as soon as we are there!"
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Post by: Ben6789 on 07/05/2007 16:18:33
Jar Jar floats out in space and the aliens blast him for being a..erm, idiot.
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Post by: science_guy on 07/05/2007 16:21:58
They then realize that that was just a Jar Jar balloon, and the x-wing takes the distraction time to...
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Post by: jolly on 07/05/2007 16:24:32
Fly abit... and talking to walls....

"Well thats not a good idea" says Luke "I mean I dont know whats inside that giant MnM"

"Just peanut and chocolate" says Captin Walls

"Oh, so how did it blow up the drive through then" asks Luke

"I dont know" says Jar Jar "maybe it had a nut allergy"

"Look" says Luke "Your Characters crap! Atleast your jokes could be funny!"

"We'll its not my fault, You dont like Knock knock jokes, I am trying here!" Replys Jar Jar

"Alright just stop sticking your tongue in stuff, it took me a week to get the smell out of my......  


 

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Post by: Ben6789 on 07/05/2007 16:25:27
trousers thanks to Jar Jar! (looooooong story on that one!)
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Post by: science_guy on 07/05/2007 16:28:52
suddenly, the MnM activated is booster engines, and the death-star's Guns were broght to bear, revealing the other side of the MnM as the evil Death-star.

Needless to say, our heros where very befuddled. (hehe, thats a funny word)
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Post by: Karen W. on 07/05/2007 16:30:00
Suddenly luke stood in a trance feeling the power of the force ... he began to speak saying it's the princess I believe we are close...yes I am sure of it I can smell her.....
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Post by: science_guy on 07/05/2007 16:31:22
she says of course, shes been in the back the whole time, now just pay attention.
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Post by: Ben6789 on 07/05/2007 16:31:28
Then the aliens, who became friends with Jar Jar, begin attacking the Death Star to stall it's firing sequence.
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Post by: science_guy on 07/05/2007 16:33:05
however, the chocolatelyness of the death star just absorbed all the attacks, and the beam fired at the planet.  The cream colored and cloudy beam came in contact with the planet, and gave it a nice cream filling.
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Post by: Ben6789 on 07/05/2007 16:35:03
Which Jar Jar ate with his new alien friends, collapsing the planet.
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Post by: science_guy on 07/05/2007 16:36:31
the death star then entered hyperspace, pointed directly at the planet coruscant.
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Post by: Ben6789 on 07/05/2007 16:38:18
Planet Crescant was in deep danger and luke made a desperate plan to have Jar Jar eat the beam after it's fired.
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Post by: jolly on 07/05/2007 16:43:02
Jar Jar now weighing 2000 stone colasped and exploded sending creamy big macs in all directions
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Post by: Ben6789 on 07/05/2007 16:44:14
His alien friends mourned.
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Post by: jolly on 07/05/2007 16:47:00
By singing a song that went.....
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Post by: tony6789 on 07/05/2007 16:48:31
joy to the world he is dead we'll barb-q his head wat will happen to his body? well flush it down the potty around and around it goes, around and around it goes, oh! around and around and around it goes!


(tune to joy to the world)
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Post by: Ben6789 on 07/05/2007 16:49:29
(It was a freakin period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

After the song was done everyone was so distracted the failed to note Planet Crescant danger.
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Post by: Karen W. on 07/05/2007 16:50:53
As they watched his remains exploding a visual miracle began to take place....wait it was not a miracle! Jar Jar was regenerating himself and with each piece of his remains he  was replicating himself , over and over again.. .. The Lady said, "Captain, Luke.. do you see that?" There are hundreds of Jar Jars!!
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Post by: Ben6789 on 07/05/2007 16:52:25
Luke cursed, Captin Walls cried.
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Post by: Karen W. on 07/05/2007 17:02:36
The lady Fainted dead away!!
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Post by: jolly on 07/05/2007 17:07:51
Yes he regenerated into mega- jar jar Even more annoying than before
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Post by: Karen W. on 07/05/2007 17:15:39
"That's it we have to dump some of these duplicates off on another planet they are making me crazy and giving me a headache!" she stated.
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Post by: jolly on 07/05/2007 17:21:05
"Well how are we going to dump them" asks Luke "there all clinging to the side and telling knock knock jokes"

"I know" says Captin walls "lets.....
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Post by: jolly on 07/05/2007 23:10:21

THE END!
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Post by: Ben6789 on 08/05/2007 13:16:50
Okay, our producers must be really poor to end it like this.

I know, lets call the Ben kid with connections.

Sounds good to me.

*Connections help the movie continue*

...lets drop him back off on his home planet!
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Post by: science_guy on 08/05/2007 15:42:27
psst!  A supernova wouldn't make the universe, galaxy, or etc end.  Just the solar system, and maybe a radius of about 10 light-years.

end of the end
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Post by: Ben6789 on 08/05/2007 16:24:53
Eh? What the heck? oh well

THey attempted to drop jar jar off but the Death Star had already reached his planet and was preparing to fire.
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Post by: Ben6789 on 08/05/2007 16:25:33
psst!  A supernova wouldn't make the universe, galaxy, or etc end.  Just the solar system, and maybe a radius of about 10 light-years.

end of the end


Psst! It doesn't have to destroy the galaxy, just the main character! [;)]
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Post by: science_guy on 08/05/2007 16:30:25
dont you get it!?!?!

the good guys always win! [;D][;)][;D]
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Post by: Ben6789 on 08/05/2007 16:35:10
Still don't understand.

Jar Jar, seeing the Death Star aimed at his planet, gets an idea to save it by doing what he does best, he floats over to the death star and tells knock knock jokes, three troopers inside die of the stupidity.
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Post by: Karen W. on 08/05/2007 16:40:08
so He begins to dance around spinning like a top until....
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Post by: Ben6789 on 08/05/2007 16:41:00
The Death  Star spins off topic with him, throwing off his aim from the planet.
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Post by: Karen W. on 09/05/2007 04:09:05
The vast void of empty space encircled them in silence when suddenly......
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Post by: moonfire on 09/05/2007 04:44:19
Captain Hedgehog arrives on the scene with all of his compadres and exclaims,"I thought this was the end and it was really the beginning!"
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Post by: Karen W. on 09/05/2007 08:31:45
"The beginning?" questions the Lady.
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Post by: Ben6789 on 09/05/2007 13:11:31
"only the beginning, Lady." Said Captain Hedgehog, "And now you will experience the real deal."
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Post by: Karen W. on 09/05/2007 15:28:27
She looked at him with questioning eyes that turned to confusion. She asked, "If It has not been the real deal thus far, then what the heck have I been doing for all this time?"
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Post by: science_guy on 09/05/2007 15:42:00
"Practicing! can't you remember going into the virtual reality chamber?"
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Post by: Ben6789 on 09/05/2007 16:18:54
"Virtual Reality?" Lady said, but an interruption was caused by troopers launching ice cream at them.
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Post by: Karen W. on 09/05/2007 17:15:49
"Yes I do remember!" So real so wonderful.. and then the storm troopers...What are we going to do now?" cries the Lady!
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Post by: Karen W. on 09/05/2007 17:17:44
"I miss the virtual reality..Thingy alot, maybe it's time to try this version on for size?" " It is a good thing Me is not alone is this lonely Planet!" "It is good to have you by my side, Captain with you I am never alone.. and always safe"
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Post by: Karen W. on 09/05/2007 17:24:39
 "Captain I must be off to my chambers as the day holds much work ahead.. and I am overwhelmed by reality." "Please steer this ship safely ahead..You have my full permission to guide it where you like.."
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Post by: science_guy on 10/05/2007 15:43:11
set course into the sun! wait, nevermind.  Set course to the planet tuckashirtin!
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Post by: Karen W. on 10/05/2007 16:07:08
LOL.. LOL.. "Sorry" I must be tired.. I thought you said planet"Tuckashirtin!" LOL...."I think I am experiencing space sickness or perhaps I am experiencing  an effect of the laughing gas from the atmosphere!!!" LOL LOL LOL....
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Post by: science_guy on 10/05/2007 16:42:17
oh, sorry, wrong planet.  Set course to planet Tuckasockin!
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Post by: Ben6789 on 10/05/2007 16:43:05
The Death Star was mad about being interrupted and stopped from destroying two planets, so it turned and fired at...
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Post by: science_guy on 10/05/2007 16:43:46
the jelly ball! The firing sequence began...
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Post by: Ben6789 on 10/05/2007 16:45:11
"Evasive action!" Cried Captain Wall, and they turned toward the only place they could go...
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Post by: science_guy on 10/05/2007 16:47:31
gray alert! we are entering neutral territory.  If I don't make it out of this, tell my wife I said hello.
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Post by: Ben6789 on 10/05/2007 16:50:57
"Actually she's on the phone." Lady said, and Captain Walls said goodbye as his wife beraded him for a whole slew of other things.
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Post by: science_guy on 10/05/2007 16:53:05
how is she in the phone? were in the middle of space and she is at the planet, be don't have phone lines connecting there! unless... Helm! check for hull breach!
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Post by: Ben6789 on 10/05/2007 16:57:01
It turned out to be Jar Jar playing a prank call, they ejected him into space, "How did he get back in here anyway.." Helm said.
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Post by: science_guy on 10/05/2007 16:58:55
awwww! that was another balloon! find the real Jar Jar!
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Post by: Karen W. on 10/05/2007 17:02:04
'LOL someone do something about this gas as my sides hurt LOL!!!!"
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Post by: Ben6789 on 10/05/2007 17:04:03
"Okay, venting now..." Says Helm.
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Post by: science_guy on 10/05/2007 17:05:26
ack! the death star is coming to...
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Post by: Ben6789 on 10/05/2007 17:06:44
fire on us!" Evasive manueuvers...again.
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Post by: Karen W. on 10/05/2007 17:07:39
"OH NO! Lets not get caught with our pants down boys Light speed Now!"
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Post by: science_guy on 10/05/2007 17:19:31
wait! tickle the death star to make it miss!
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Post by: Karen W. on 10/05/2007 17:46:19
LOL....HEEHEE HEEE..Tckle it! LOL.. Sorry...
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Post by: kdlynn on 10/05/2007 18:12:01
tickle tickle tickle! it's not working! everyone help!
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Post by: Karen W. on 10/05/2007 18:15:29
OH STOP STOP You are Arousing Vader instead of getting him off course! LOL We'll never be rid of him at this rate! LOL..
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Post by: Ben6789 on 10/05/2007 18:32:21
"Quick! Give him our laughing gas!"
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Post by: Karen W. on 10/05/2007 18:48:17
"Give em something, then lets get out of here..! I am off to my chambers.. I must go visit the crazy place for awhile.. Work work work! LOL Keep us out of trouble Captain."
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Post by: moonfire on 10/05/2007 22:51:01
Suddenly Vadar is off course and can't stop laughing and missing them by a mere meter.  Meanwhile Jar Jar is planning a new prank to play on them.
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Post by: Ben6789 on 11/05/2007 13:17:03
So he partially opens a door and puts a water bucket on top where Captain Walls is going.
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Post by: Karen W. on 11/05/2007 13:47:10
"always the practical Joker!"
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Post by: science_guy on 11/05/2007 15:42:35
Walls opens the door and the bucket suddenly blows up because...
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Post by: Ben6789 on 11/05/2007 16:17:54
Jar Jar didn't fill it with water, but some other substance called...
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Post by: Karen W. on 11/05/2007 16:59:33
blowmystackicescream
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Post by: jolly on 12/05/2007 01:27:13
"IT's amazing normally I have to pay for this sort of treatment" says VADER "Can you do that thing with the...."
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Post by: Karen W. on 12/05/2007 16:47:32
"Magical little ........"
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Post by: jolly on 12/05/2007 23:35:36
"wheel barrow, I love that, especially when you..."
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Post by: Karen W. on 13/05/2007 00:59:07
"pull out the bag of magic sprinkles and begin to sprinkle them all...."
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Post by: jolly on 13/05/2007 02:12:15
"over my dark helmit" Mean while returning too......
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Post by: Karen W. on 13/05/2007 02:44:39
the magic wheel barrow.. thoughts of impending...
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Post by: jolly on 13/05/2007 03:57:52
gardening consumed mr hedgehog "It's been three weeks maybe I should'nt have walked off set?" he ponders just then.....
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Post by: Karen W. on 13/05/2007 04:33:57
when suddenly a sharp pain strikes him in the chest and he clutches his hand to his chest as he looks down and realizes he has been hit by a massive chunk of flying...
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Post by: kdlynn on 13/05/2007 04:34:51
wedding cake!
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Post by: Karen W. on 13/05/2007 04:39:22
Screams
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Post by: jolly on 13/05/2007 17:39:02
at the guests in next doors reception "I dont have to take this I'm bloody famous!" then grabbing his magic wheel barrow he walks off towards.....
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Post by: Karen W. on 13/05/2007 17:48:31
the outer doors , muttering under his breath about....
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Post by: jolly on 13/05/2007 18:16:45
How- 'if his favourite sheep was still alive none of this would matter'. Then arriving back at the lollyfalcon he notices........
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Post by: Karen W. on 13/05/2007 18:46:18
That there was wool strung from the entrance and in that wool was woven.....
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Post by: jolly on 13/05/2007 22:18:12
into a welcome home mr hedgehog sign! "Quick get in" says Captin Walls "the cabbage people are comming!"

"O.k" Replys mr hedgehog "where are the ores?" Mean while yoda and Leia discuss...... 
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Post by: Karen W. on 13/05/2007 22:38:40
The psyhological effects  of Yoda's rather unusual proposals of affection between herself and.....
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Post by: jolly on 13/05/2007 23:28:21
the now dead han! "dont worry leia I'm sure george has a new love interest for you" says yoda

agreing mr hedgehog says "Yeah it's probably......" 
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Post by: Karen W. on 13/05/2007 23:55:07
JAVA THE HUT....
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Post by: jolly on 14/05/2007 02:01:42
DRR DRR DEEERRRR!!!! Yes, George annoyed that Leia wouldnt put out! Wrote in java, as her new love interest!!!!

sliding in through the window with flowers Java says" Leia...
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Post by: Karen W. on 14/05/2007 04:32:16
"I want to make your dreams come true...." LOL
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Post by: jolly on 14/05/2007 14:39:06
"slurp slurp sit on my face slurp"...

"cut!" says George "now java it says quite clearly in the script 'would you like a choc ice'!!!!"

"Action" moving towards Leia java says.....
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Post by: science_guy on 14/05/2007 15:42:14
pssst!  I see dead people!
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Post by: jolly on 14/05/2007 16:20:17
"CUT! CUT! CUT!" says George "Wrong bloody film!!! I know your off to make the 'sixth sense two' after this, but keep to the script".....

"sod it! give me the suit and go home!!!"

"Action"! "would you like a choc ice?" Says Gova

"err no" Says Leia "I dont like you, you big smelly old fishy faced thingy you... Why dont you just..." 
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Post by: Ben6789 on 14/05/2007 16:22:46
But she is interrupted when troopers attack and kill Java, and since George has gone home, someone else must develop a new love interest.
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Post by: Karen W. on 14/05/2007 16:48:37
A stranger appeared carrying a loaded bouquet of light sabers...tied with a beautiful Red Ribbon.. He Knelt in front of Leia and asked her for her hand in......
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Post by: dr.satan on 14/05/2007 21:26:21
Melted chocolate, because the stranger was a kinky type, he was wearing a pvc thong and a whip fell from his studded belt. He winked a Leia and she extended her hand and .....
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Post by: Karen W. on 15/05/2007 03:17:54
Said How do you do! I knew it wouldn't take you long to rescue me Now where did you come up with that disguise???...
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Post by: Ben6789 on 15/05/2007 13:03:59
He was about to answer when the troops (who no ones killed yet) gunned him down too.
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Post by: dr.satan on 15/05/2007 14:59:49
But it turns out he was just a hologram and the real rescuer was stood behind the troopers, and he severed their helmets with one of his many lightsabers, leia, who was ecstatic, jumped into his arms and...........
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Post by: Karen W. on 15/05/2007 15:06:45
Proclaimed her undying allegiance to his cause and swore she would never........
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Post by: Ben6789 on 15/05/2007 16:25:13
She was interrupted again as a the Death Star crashed into the building.

tee hee hee, i'm sneaky!
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Post by: Karen W. on 15/05/2007 16:30:39
Yes!  Sneaky and oh so cunning.... your timing couldn't have been more perfect because I was about to......
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Post by: Ben6789 on 15/05/2007 16:36:15
The millions of troopers didn't even listen as the opened fire at once at the real, bona fide, true as blue man and killed him, this time it wasn't a hologram.
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Post by: Karen W. on 15/05/2007 16:46:13
"Dead, finished, gonzo"
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Post by: Ben6789 on 15/05/2007 16:48:26
The troopers aim at leia...
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Post by: Karen W. on 15/05/2007 16:52:23
They fire she falls to the ground . dead without a doubt no hallucinations.. silence reined strong .......The battle was over and so the final curtain draws closed the crowd stands on their feet and applaud the curtains draw  back for a second bow.. It is finally over!!!
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Post by: Ben6789 on 15/05/2007 16:54:26
Hee Hee, just kidding on that folks, in fact, Luke came in at the last moment and saved her.
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Post by: Karen W. on 15/05/2007 16:57:03
from the incinerator and instead buried her somewhere away from peering eyes and oglers!
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Post by: Ben6789 on 16/05/2007 20:11:10
But the death star takes off again to the skies and focuses it's eye on luke.
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Post by: science_guy on 17/05/2007 15:41:56
Thinking quickly, Luke throws sand in the Death star's eye.
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Post by: Ben6789 on 17/05/2007 16:16:29
The Death Star cries out in pain but with no hands to rub the sand out of it's eye, the troopers must do the job, and are distracted.
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Post by: moonfire on 18/05/2007 04:40:56
We interrupt this message for a small commercial break.  Milky Way, the chocolate bar of the Galaxy!
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Post by: Karen W. on 18/05/2007 04:44:22
lol....lol...lol......ooh SORRY! hee hee AND ME FAVORITE..lol
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Post by: moonfire on 18/05/2007 06:15:46
Stay tuned as we preview tomorrows next episode for "Lost In Space Forum"
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Post by: Karen W. on 18/05/2007 06:20:41
HEE HEE I will tune in for that one.. I loved that! NOw Wheres that luke when you need em! LOL
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Post by: Ben6789 on 18/05/2007 13:15:03
Now back to the show, already in progress.
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Post by: Karen W. on 18/05/2007 15:43:20
The death star still hovering just  in the distance seems stunned , but only temporarily when all of a sudden.....
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Post by: science_guy on 18/05/2007 15:44:31
It blew up! leaving a small weapon dubbed the sun crusher! needless to say...
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Post by: Karen W. on 18/05/2007 15:53:16
There was  no time to spare they had to  react quickly in order to ......
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Post by: jolly on 22/05/2007 12:45:33
make sure the chicken salad didnt go off!
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Post by: Ben6789 on 22/05/2007 12:51:31
(yeah! Jolly's back on! How's it goin?)

It was up to Jar Jar Binks to ensure that didn't happen, but...
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 22/05/2007 13:21:43
He was severly wounded from a grenade blast, he was near death. [:-'(]
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Post by: Karen W. on 22/05/2007 15:39:08
when the princess passed on some really cool healing Luff that gave him just the right amount of motivation to self heal and come to the aid of his friends  after shaking off the ...
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 22/05/2007 16:28:18
Shotgun troopers chasing him.
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Post by: Karen W. on 22/05/2007 16:55:27
Everything was totally shaken up by the commotion of the moments when young.......
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Post by: moonfire on 22/05/2007 18:53:25
Young and the Restless music sounds in the background as Luke scoops Laura up in his arms....scratch that it is General Hospital....LOL  Wrong Luke wrong show....switching the channel back for your enjoyment of young YODA returns with an orange throttling Jar Jar with it.
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Post by: jolly on 23/05/2007 00:06:29
"Stop telling knock knock jokes" he screams as leia hits him on the head repeatedly with a mango, captin walls laughting, decides to throw a few donna kebabs at them,

in the middle of the throw mr hedgehog dons his vote for pedro t`shirt, grabs his ore and...... 
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Post by: moonfire on 23/05/2007 00:21:18
Knock knock!
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Post by: Karen W. on 23/05/2007 03:55:51
"Whos's there?"
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Post by: kdlynn on 23/05/2007 05:46:03
banana (lol)
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Post by: Karen W. on 23/05/2007 06:51:43
Banana who?
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Post by: Ben6789 on 23/05/2007 12:54:07
Before the joke can finish, the troopers interrupt and blast away Jar Jar, the only hope for the galaxy.
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Post by: Karen W. on 23/05/2007 16:40:00
Slimey slippery banana like substance splatters across the whole......
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 23/05/2007 16:45:15
Troop of troopers who eat it.
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Post by: Karen W. on 23/05/2007 16:50:59
Then begin retching all over the place divulging Jar jars brilliant scheme to poison all of the troopers and win even in the face of his demise! LOL HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
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Post by: ukmicky on 23/05/2007 17:02:39
Suddenly out of the night sky a bright light moving faster than the speed of a man running to the loo after eating a dodgy curry
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Post by: Karen W. on 23/05/2007 17:07:52
shot across the sky in front of them.. illuminating all of the ............
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Post by: ukmicky on 23/05/2007 17:21:23
Honey monsters from the planet Zarg who had just arrived for there annual 
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Post by: Karen W. on 23/05/2007 17:51:19
inspection of the lovely swarms and conditions of their positive output to their supply of Honey! LOL...
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Post by: ukmicky on 23/05/2007 22:21:21
Meanwhile sitting at home watching his favorite episode of cheers, Luke floorcleaner had a moment of pure inspiration,
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Post by: moonfire on 24/05/2007 02:22:18
and we interrupt this moment for a commercial break....
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Post by: Karen W. on 24/05/2007 03:17:25
He could get a lot better deal on alien.........
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Post by: ukmicky on 24/05/2007 03:33:01
DAMN I HATE COMMERCIALS. 
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Post by: moonfire on 24/05/2007 04:43:32
We return back to Star Wars on another planet and possibly another era???
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Post by: Karen W. on 24/05/2007 05:58:26
Ok Hans! Where did you hide my teeth this time you old fart? says Leah as she fumbles around the nightstand next to the bed in search of the toof cup!!!! LOL
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 24/05/2007 13:04:08
Luke bravley fends off the Zarg with his mop which he dipped in fast drying concrete, "That's gotta hurt!" Says the captain.
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Post by: Ben6789 on 24/05/2007 16:38:31
But then an alien snake comes down and swallosws the weapon.
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Post by: Karen W. on 24/05/2007 17:12:50
Of course being indigestible, the thing gets stuck inside the snake and after many days the snakes venomous body explodes leaving a trail of green slime behind as a reminder of his ever evil presence
among the  galaxies!
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Post by: ukmicky on 24/05/2007 20:55:43
Meanwhile Zarg junior the stunted evil side kick and twin brother of zarg major was pondering what his next move should be and of course with him being only 2 inches tall .............
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Post by: moonfire on 24/05/2007 22:14:17
it was hard to see him behind jar jar binks.
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Post by: Karen W. on 25/05/2007 03:21:38
doing anything that would help or give aid to the cause....
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Post by: kdlynn on 25/05/2007 04:19:34
we interrupt this broadcast for a breaking news story...
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Post by: Karen W. on 25/05/2007 04:32:45
There is a new gal on the scene!
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Post by: moonfire on 25/05/2007 06:36:15
Who is kidnapping Jar Jar Binks from the galaxy
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 25/05/2007 13:21:55
The troopers blast her and rescue Jar Jar, back to Zarg.
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Post by: Karen W. on 25/05/2007 14:37:52
Soon All of Zarg was cheering knowing that Jar jar......
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Post by: moonfire on 25/05/2007 15:19:48
will save the day with his courageous self
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Post by: Karen W. on 25/05/2007 15:23:36
YAYYYYYYYY!! They cheered and shouted as the very humble jar jar approached the.......
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Post by: moonfire on 25/05/2007 15:25:33
edge of the universe.
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Post by: Karen W. on 25/05/2007 15:28:13
Secretly There were some who wished for him to be lost and there was contention amongst the crowds a few anti Jar jar fans began to increase their disapproval of this crowds .....
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Post by: moonfire on 25/05/2007 16:21:06
Hold up, wait a minute! It is just me being jar jar binks! LOL
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 25/05/2007 16:23:49
"Riot squad to the edge of the universe! There's a huge fight down there!"

"Roger that, on our way."
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Post by: science_guy on 25/05/2007 16:25:32
suddenly, a black hole appears out of nowhere, swallowes up the riot squad, and dissappeares.  sadly, jar jar is ultimately...
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Post by: moonfire on 25/05/2007 16:29:36
crying. LOL
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 25/05/2007 16:30:02
Then torn apart by hatas. [:-'(] [:-'(]

Which pisses off the Jar Jar likas even more and makes an even huger fight which spans the galaxy.
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Post by: moonfire on 25/05/2007 16:40:27
LOL

He decides to throw oranges at the aliens as it
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 25/05/2007 16:42:48
kills them. But has no affect against the humans hatas and likas.
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Post by: Karen W. on 25/05/2007 17:09:33
Oh my the battle rages on and meanwhile in a galaxy far far away.....
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Post by: ukmicky on 25/05/2007 23:04:03
A little boy called star was looking into his crystal ball which he bought for a buck and noticed that if he placed both of his hands on the ball and closed his eyes he could........
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Post by: moonfire on 26/05/2007 02:28:04
bring Galaxy Peace back to the Universe
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/05/2007 02:47:20
And once again the world would be completely and utterly in a state of.......
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Post by: moonfire on 26/05/2007 07:38:11
shock.
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Post by: Karen W. on 27/05/2007 18:11:33
Meanwhile back on board the facon the rest of the ......
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Post by: ukmicky on 28/05/2007 01:32:05
crew and the last surviving members of Humanitys attempt to rid the universe of....
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Post by: Karen W. on 28/05/2007 17:37:26
the evil Vaders..remaining influence over the entire population of.......
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Post by: ukmicky on 29/05/2007 02:18:12
Jar jar land ,who's people have all fallen in to a hypnotic trance after watching vader do the dance of the mystic moonfire whilst he sang the song of the......
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Post by: Karen W. on 29/05/2007 02:40:56
Meandering lost sheepy!
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 29/05/2007 13:14:12
*slaps forehead*

Meanwhile millions die in the riot until Riot-Bot 92 (3 billion cool points for that reference) code named "Ben" moves in and stops a large portion of the galaxy from rioting, but there are still more portions.
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Post by: Karen W. on 29/05/2007 20:03:27
There are pockets of rioting happening in places like slime planet and .......
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 29/05/2007 20:05:38
Maryland.
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Post by: Karen W. on 29/05/2007 20:39:00
Also in distant galaxies there are people running for shelter in other places seeking asylum from the relentless....
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Post by: moonfire on 29/05/2007 21:40:19
gorgantic galaxy snake which functions in
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Post by: Karen W. on 29/05/2007 22:13:41
three dimensional combat mode, and even for being computer generated, can cause quite the upheaval when placed in a location of already high controversial antagonism!
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Post by: moonfire on 30/05/2007 05:02:46
Do you hear that?
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Post by: Karen W. on 30/05/2007 05:06:47
There was silence for the first time in ten decades....
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 30/05/2007 14:00:50
Maryland combat cruiser rolled in toward the noise.
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Post by: Karen W. on 30/05/2007 18:57:19
 It was soft at first then suddenly there was a crashing sound coming from high atop the .........
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Post by: jolly on 07/06/2007 17:18:50
Cream cornetto. Jar jar danced around it and others of an equal social grouping sat happily in family units- to the tune of......
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Post by: Karen W. on 07/06/2007 17:47:15
" If you just Smile!"
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Post by: jolly on 10/06/2007 21:17:49
Mean while back on the giant M&M shaped planet destroying space station formerly known as deathstar, Vader........
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Post by: Karen W. on 11/06/2007 09:35:32
Lies in wait plotting what diabolic skeme he should use to get finally capture the millinium in its final voyage away from the home planet!!!! LOL
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Post by: jolly on 11/06/2007 13:33:31
Sitting in his hammok and polishing his helmet he notices......
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 11/06/2007 15:39:26
Luke having a party...and not inviting him!
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Post by: Karen W. on 11/06/2007 17:33:08
Well if that didn't just make the whole situation.......
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Post by: jolly on 22/06/2007 22:04:36
Explode in........
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Post by: Mirage on 22/06/2007 22:26:01
a pool of jelly
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Post by: jolly on 22/06/2007 22:30:02
Ordering his maid to clean it up he says......
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Post by: Mirage on 23/06/2007 03:33:14
Thou art a villian....... where's my banana split
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Post by: Karen W. on 23/06/2007 07:26:40
ANd make sure it has real whipped cream!!!
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Post by: jolly on 24/06/2007 16:55:31
Ohhh ohhh More cream, He says grabbing......
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Post by: Karen W. on 24/06/2007 17:00:26
desperately at maid in an attempt to procure his desired need by impressing upon her the urgency of want of real whipped cream!!!
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Post by: jolly on 24/06/2007 17:23:27
and shaking her violently, and shouting about the cream, he notices......
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Post by: Karen W. on 24/06/2007 17:51:58
That right byond her on the table sat many bowls of real whipped cream oozing creamy goodness from the rims, he released his grip upon the young women and immediately focussed his attentions on the table.....
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Post by: Mirage on 25/06/2007 03:34:51
Within a single bound he was upon the table with whipped cream all over his face........
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Post by: Karen W. on 25/06/2007 04:13:54
He was as a crazed mad dog so engaged in the moment of sheer pleasure that he did not even notice when the.......
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Post by: jolly on 25/06/2007 17:08:16
maid stole his helmit, in an act of revenge for the shaking incident, she....
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Post by: Karen W. on 25/06/2007 21:10:25
RAn swiftly out of his reach and his overpowering erge for the whipped cream had such a grip on his mind and body that he forgot how important wearing that helmet was to his own Identity!
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Post by: jolly on 25/06/2007 21:35:12
suddenly a hologram of the emperor apeared in the corner of the room ´Vader where is your helmet?´ Vader desperately wiping wiped cream from his face and eyes says´.......
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Post by: Karen W. on 25/06/2007 22:00:50
My Helmet ,, That sneaky maid must have made off with it now I must make her  pay.........
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Post by: jolly on 25/06/2007 22:18:56
!....I´ll just finish the cream off first´ and going back towards the table his eyes getting bigger!!! The emperor says ´VADER!.......
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/06/2007 02:31:17
What is wrong with you ... To let a maid lure you with such sinfully delicious.....lovely...........OH Let me in there ... You shall do it now.....! Be off with you and do not return until you have reclaimed the helmet once again and regained your composure returning to the more acceptable Dark side!
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Post by: jolly on 26/06/2007 20:43:14
Mean while JAR JAR.......
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/06/2007 22:57:31
has his head stuck in a small unusually shaped........
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Post by: jolly on 05/07/2007 19:57:13
hat, the lady thought about......
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Post by: Karen W. on 05/07/2007 20:27:47
Quickly adding some super glue around the brim so that his incessant chattering could become a muffled hum beneath the the hat encouraging a greater harmony amongst the........
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Post by: i am bored on 06/07/2007 16:36:51
the Jedi council
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Post by: jolly on 06/07/2007 19:41:44
who were all engaged in a game of........
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Post by: Karen W. on 06/07/2007 20:35:33
laser tag....chasing each other around the council room and yelling obscenities at each other, whilst....
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Post by: jolly on 07/07/2007 15:47:17
the cabbage people, invaded the local.......
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Post by: Karen W. on 07/07/2007 18:28:15
Farmers market to monopolize the cabbage stands and make sure that all the .....
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Post by: jolly on 15/07/2007 17:29:10
Cornnetos were......
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Post by: Karen W. on 15/07/2007 17:41:40
Where they were supposed to be! (*whispering* What are cornnetos? )
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Post by: i am bored on 15/07/2007 19:27:50
when the pizza wookie came in
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Post by: Karen W. on 15/07/2007 20:48:20
The Jedi Council fell silent and began to drool and salivate over the smells emanating from the delivery enclosure which the wookie so casually had balanced on his shoulder as he entered the council room to...
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Post by: i am bored on 15/07/2007 20:50:46
to warn the jedi council of the dangers of anchovies and what they do to thier understanding of the force
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Post by: Karen W. on 15/07/2007 20:59:45
  . Suddenly he was overcome by council members piling over him in attempts to remove the contents of the box.. There was a crazed look in the council members eyes as each one ripped at the contents of the now destroyed enclosure. Deepening moans of pleasure filled the room as they devoured the...
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Post by: i am bored on 15/07/2007 22:10:07
poisoned anchovie, pineapple, and blue cheese pizza,
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Post by: i am bored on 15/07/2007 22:10:49
( we should send this to george lucas )
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Post by: Karen W. on 16/07/2007 01:45:05
( we should send this to George Lucas )
LOL LOL!

Soon all that was heard was the quiet moans from the council as they drifted off into an intoxicated poison stupor which rendered them unconscious and without the power of the force to ......
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Post by: sooyeah on 30/09/2007 01:28:20
speed dial QVC for that great towel collection with the pictures of....
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Post by: Karen W. on 30/09/2007 03:19:09
My Super hero's!
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Post by: Andrew K Fletcher on 30/09/2007 14:26:35
Obi One Eye asked his Kin, Can you feel the force.....Kin?
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Post by: Karen W. on 30/09/2007 16:07:06
Oh Yes indeed the force is strong in this one!
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Post by: i am bored on 30/09/2007 21:57:40
as he was on the toilet
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Post by: sooyeah on 01/10/2007 00:52:24
Jabba the hut.....
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Post by: i am bored on 01/10/2007 01:40:56
freezing c-3po in carbonite
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Post by: Karen W. on 01/10/2007 03:49:48
declared that it was time to unfreeze Hans and allow him to.....
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 01/10/2007 14:18:04
boogy!
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Post by: Karen W. on 01/10/2007 16:00:46
YAYYYYYYYYYY!
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 01/10/2007 17:44:07
The jawa terrorists blew up Mos Eisley,
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Post by: ukmicky on 01/10/2007 21:29:41
which doomed the land of no Jolly :) into the longest period spontaneous laughter ever experienced by
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Post by: Andrew K Fletcher on 01/10/2007 22:50:22
a solitary earthworm
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Post by: Karen W. on 01/10/2007 23:24:13
. full stop.
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Post by: i am bored on 02/10/2007 03:15:51
said general grevious commanding the star destroyer
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Post by: sooyeah on 08/10/2007 00:50:50
the general had been weeping for days because the kitchen unit he had built, had a hole in the corner, which was just big enough for a.....
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Post by: Karen W. on 08/10/2007 03:20:33
rodent to pass through and begin nesting!
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 08/10/2007 17:33:43
Sequites appeared and blew up Taco Bell with a shotgun!!!111!1!11!!!11!
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Post by: sooyeah on 19/10/2007 12:53:50
and that solitary earthworm just....
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 19/10/2007 14:23:25
diedd!11!!111111@!!1211!
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Post by: Karen W. on 19/10/2007 18:12:47
NO rest for the weary the the ship sped on into the darkness leaving a trail of.......
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Post by: i am bored on 20/10/2007 18:13:34
banana pudding
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Post by: sooyeah on 26/11/2007 15:00:12
which was handy because...
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Post by: Karen W. on 26/11/2007 15:03:04
It glowed in the dark and the darkness was becoming more prevalent as the stars began to burn out in the atmosphere around the.......
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 26/11/2007 17:28:30
revolvers blazing away at Thugs! Fist fight! Fist fight!
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Post by: i am bored on 28/11/2007 23:06:24
suddenly someone pulls out a blaster rifle
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Post by: sooyeah on 29/11/2007 13:36:34
which everyone stops to look at how impressive it is, when a giant.....
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 29/11/2007 17:26:19
marshmallow terrorizes..
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Post by: sooyeah on 03/12/2007 11:28:59
..a viewer at home.

Meanwhile, deep in space, a......
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 03/12/2007 17:27:54
foo fighter
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Post by: Karen W. on 03/12/2007 17:47:08
Is having a go round with a gigantic.....
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Post by: i am bored on 03/12/2007 21:21:03
salt shaker
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Post by: sooyeah on 04/12/2007 13:06:29
'Pizza hut have out done themselves' he thinks, when suddenly.....
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 04/12/2007 14:09:05
an explosion!
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Post by: ukmicky on 04/12/2007 22:55:09
AND OUT POPS
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Post by: Karen W. on 04/12/2007 23:02:29
A small, wrinkled, dwarf sized being, which reeked of old burned weed, and wore layered, tattered garments, which draped crisply, over his small, boxy structure as it moved closer to......
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Post by: i am bored on 04/12/2007 23:48:45
the toilet
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Post by: Karen W. on 04/12/2007 23:53:46
it began to make the most obnoxious sounds that echoed through the air, and permeated nostrils for ten miles around, debilitating all those who ........
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Post by: ukmicky on 05/12/2007 01:17:49
Had inhaled to deeply at the annual i failed to wash for a year contest. Paramedics who attended the scence reported that
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Post by: Karen W. on 05/12/2007 01:43:19
He was the smelliest creature that had entered the contest since our own sheepy took 1rst place the last ten years previous....whilst no other could come close in odor as well as in......
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Post by: i am bored on 05/12/2007 02:28:20
 a cave .when george lucas jumps out from nowhere and says....
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Post by: ukmicky on 05/12/2007 03:04:45
Gee wiz Batman, thats so simple!  Thats right Robin.


George then put down his batman script, dusted himself off and remarked "how strange life ......
 
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Post by: i am bored on 05/12/2007 03:50:13
can be when someone is making a never ending parody of my most successful movies
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Post by: sooyeah on 05/12/2007 17:16:56
then just as he thought about re-editing them all again, he suddenly.....
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Post by: opus on 05/12/2007 22:16:41
got eaten by a giant squid............and died!
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Post by: ukmicky on 06/12/2007 00:43:26
OH
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Post by: ukmicky on 06/12/2007 00:45:04
Said the son of George wen notified of his dad death. I MUST GET REVENGE ,I MUST ......
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Post by: i am bored on 06/12/2007 01:29:58
eat calamari!
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Post by: sooyeah on 06/12/2007 11:33:34
Then the squid coughed him up alive, apologises to the son and to George saying
"Sorry been a bad week, thought you were someone else, can't for the life of me remember who...errrr.... please don't reedit the originals again, I had the whole film memorized and you ruined it for me, not that that really matters, I mean, I'm just a squid"

Back on the giant planet destroying M.N.M formerly known as death star.....
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 06/12/2007 17:52:08
the
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Post by: opus on 06/12/2007 20:01:13
.......headlice epidemic had got out of control and all residents had to stay in and treat their hair with some really nasty chemicals, which really went against their green credentials. Suddenly......
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Post by: sooyeah on 07/12/2007 15:47:40
The cabbage people....
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Post by: Karen W. on 07/12/2007 21:45:26
became enraged and their bitter bits began to......
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Post by: i am bored on 07/12/2007 22:12:18
burn
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Post by: sooyeah on 08/12/2007 14:56:29
Not knowing where to look, mr hedgehog.....
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Post by: Karen W. on 08/12/2007 15:02:51
began tipping the mushrooms and checking for......
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Post by: opus on 08/12/2007 16:47:52
mutant slugs.....
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Post by: Karen W. on 09/12/2007 04:24:01
Which may have taken refuge beneath the giant toadstools which covered the ground around the........
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Post by: opus on 09/12/2007 14:34:07
........Eiffel Tower. Suddenly Mr Hedgehog was distracted by a loud whirring noise coming from the sky. "Oh no!" exclaimed Mr Hedgehog, (the slugs weren't the only mutants around you see) "It's.................
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Post by: Karen W. on 09/12/2007 14:47:15
The mutant buzzards hovering up over the tower waiting for a chance to swoop down on the mutant slugs!
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Post by: opus on 09/12/2007 21:45:20
With all the energy he could muster, Mr Hedgehog launched himself into the air, and began to fly (yes he can. He's a mutant remember) straight for the lead buzzard . It was obvious to all onlookers that neither would back down. On they flew until in a mighty crash they hit each other. The gathered throng below were covered in a shower of feathers and spines, but where had the rest of them gone?...................
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Post by: Karen W. on 09/12/2007 23:49:27
suddenly they had all disappeared as if they had vanished into thin air! A quiet silence fell down over the air and a chill ran up mr. hedgehogs......
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Post by: opus on 10/12/2007 00:04:21
.....spine!....- but which one?.........
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Post by: Karen W. on 10/12/2007 00:23:45
He always had a sense of danger which he detected quite often and it seemed he was seldom wrong! he felt it in his....
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Post by: ukmicky on 10/12/2007 01:24:20
toe. Suddenly it dawned on him as the morning sun rose in the distance
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Post by: Karen W. on 10/12/2007 01:44:19
That his toe was warning him that there was danger in the air and just as he turned to admire the sunrise he suddenly caught a glimpse of.......
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Post by: sooyeah on 10/12/2007 11:17:35
the other woman! DUR DUR DER!!!!
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Post by: i am bored on 10/12/2007 12:22:59
splat
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Post by: opus on 10/12/2007 23:20:09
........went Mr Hedgehog as the ten ton truck rolled over his little spikey body. His toe was obviously not infallible. Meanwhile Luke Skywalker was just getting up on the other side of Paris. He had his breakfast, showered, cleaned his teeth and texted Obi about their meeting. Admiring his reconditioned light sabre he strode along the champs elysee and suddenly........
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Post by: i am bored on 11/12/2007 02:01:36
sonic the hedgehog runs over obi lokking for the golden ring
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Post by: sooyeah on 12/12/2007 13:38:42
"could you please talk to your cousin" said Luke, Mr Hedgehog looked at the ground, remembering the last time sonic.......
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 12/12/2007 14:27:10
burned.
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Post by: i am bored on 12/12/2007 21:58:29
obi wans hair
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Post by: opus on 12/12/2007 23:11:18
 right off......
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Post by: Karen W. on 13/12/2007 00:43:34
The bat was saturated with flakes of ash spraying from......
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Post by: i am bored on 13/12/2007 02:16:19
the AFLAC duck
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Post by: Karen W. on 13/12/2007 17:12:32
You wouldn't believe the scene , it was horrendous and squeels of shocked and disgusted cries filled the air!
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 13/12/2007 17:21:56
on the planet
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Post by: Karen W. on 13/12/2007 17:35:53
Neptune, a small gathering of evil alien reptilians were planing........
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 13/12/2007 17:43:55
something very
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Post by: Karen W. on 13/12/2007 17:45:09
Devious for all the inhabitants of.......
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 14/12/2007 17:29:11
ghytp
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Post by: opus on 14/12/2007 18:48:43
...they were going to pinch them very hard.........yeah....and then say nasty things about their mums......
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Post by: Karen W. on 14/12/2007 18:57:36
The plot was thickening and so was the ooze that was building up around......
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Post by: opus on 14/12/2007 19:02:12
ghytp
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Post by: sooyeah on 18/12/2007 14:29:11
"Could we sell that ooze?" Asked luke, to mr Hedgehog
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Post by: Karen W. on 18/12/2007 14:34:02
I am not sure , perhaps if we market it right then maybe........
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Post by: opus on 19/12/2007 00:35:46
.........we can take over the world!
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Post by: i am bored on 19/12/2007 00:55:35
muhahahahahahahahahahahahah!
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Post by: opus on 19/12/2007 13:37:44
"Mr hedgehog you have a wonderful laugh for panto" gasped Luke in admiration..
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Post by: Karen W. on 19/12/2007 21:24:07
Mr Hedge turned and gave a very rare grin back at luke showing some seldom seen delight in his own humor!
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Post by: time-cop on 19/12/2007 23:10:37
Han said, "chewy, how can you do that and still carry on walking ?"
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Post by: Karen W. on 19/12/2007 23:44:22
Chewy Grunted and tossed his head about and sent a disgruntled sound forward that denoted such disapprovel at the question!
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Post by: opus on 19/12/2007 23:46:05
"Oh..... it's just something to do with forces" replied Chewy cryptically, "It's not that difficult" he added, "you should try it for yourself Han...............Oh my God I'm talking!"
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Post by: time-cop on 19/12/2007 23:58:46
"see chewy, i told you the strepsils would work " said Han !
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Post by: Karen W. on 20/12/2007 00:00:55
A silence filled the air while Chewy contemplated the situation when suddenly.....
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Post by: time-cop on 20/12/2007 01:05:14
R2 said " beep, squeak, ping beep beep ding ! [:o]
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Post by: Karen W. on 20/12/2007 01:09:53
They all looked around and then a roll of laughter filled the air as luke says well excuse you!!!!
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Post by: opus on 20/12/2007 14:39:29
"someone give that robot a strepsil" said Han. Chewy dug deep into his pockets- yes he as pockets- and passed a strepsil to R2D2. "Here you are" he chortled magnanimously," I love you so much I'll let you have my last one!" The diminutive robot flushed a deep shade of pink while taking the lozenge and popping it into his slot........
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Post by: Karen W. on 20/12/2007 15:05:35
and analyzing its properties before.......
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Post by: opus on 20/12/2007 15:11:30
spitting it out and claiming (in robot language still) that he is not allowed carbs after 6pm.
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Post by: sooyeah on 29/12/2007 12:23:25
Which as always led to C3PO starting an argument
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Post by: Karen W. on 29/12/2007 23:33:13
About why in the world they ever gave him the need to eat!!!
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Post by: sooyeah on 30/12/2007 00:58:39
Just then a giant biscuit.....
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Post by: Karen W. on 30/12/2007 01:00:55
landed in front of them...eyes darted to and fro...everyone stood still as if it were a bomb ready to go off when......
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Post by: sooyeah on 30/12/2007 01:18:04
the biscuitnator walked into the room, suddenly....
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Post by: Karen W. on 30/12/2007 01:28:58
There was a scramble of feet and machinery clanking together and the biscuit could be seen skidding in between hands and machinery as they all dove for the lone biscuit!
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Post by: sooyeah on 02/01/2008 17:07:08
"I got it, I got it!" Screamed.....
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Post by: opus on 02/01/2008 19:42:37
a passing storm-trooper who was harbouring a cunning plan to sell it on Ebay...
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Post by: sooyeah on 03/01/2008 02:18:34
"God, they'll buy anything these days" says......
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Post by: Karen W. on 03/01/2008 04:43:24
Hans as he picks himself up and lands  square on the trooper skillfully removing the biscuit from his grip and stashing it in his jacket! The trooper falls to the floor and chewy lands square on him knocking him out cold...Hans snickers as e mumbles; this thing can pay for fuel up when we get through that black hole.....
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Post by: sooyeah on 03/01/2008 16:46:49
"Another blackhole?" asks Mr hedgehog "look I'll except the biscuit fight but, going in and out of black holes every five minutes is just too much"
Chewy stares at him "Fine.... where's the ore" Says Mr hedgehog; Mumbling under his breath he kept thinking about.....
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 03/01/2008 17:57:40
seahorses from the magical city of Atlantis bouncing up and down on flaming pogo-sticks from hell.
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Post by: Karen W. on 03/01/2008 18:22:06
What a thought.... he shakes his head in bewilderment at the thought, that his mind has been full of seahorse images now for the last twelve passes through Black holes and he is now becoming agitated by......
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Post by: sooyeah on 04/01/2008 14:00:37
green sludge, "Quick, barricade the windows" demands Mr hedgehog "the sludge! Its comming, we gotta stop it. The sludge, the sludge!" he Cries seeing.......
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Post by: opus on 06/01/2008 18:40:03
Han remove the treasured biscuit from his pocket and hurl it towards the sludge. "Take this green stuff" he yells at the top of his voice, "Feel this baby's slime absorbing properties...."
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Post by: Karen W. on 06/01/2008 18:42:56
He chuckles as he remembers watching last nights episode of Doc. who! lol
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Post by: i am bored on 07/01/2008 00:16:02
gotta love the doctor
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Post by: Karen W. on 07/01/2008 00:22:28
He keeps things exciting....and it sure come in handy today dealing with the
sludge!
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 07/01/2008 17:53:34
Then
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Post by: Karen W. on 07/01/2008 18:32:32
without the slightest sound the sludge was absorbed into the........
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Post by: opus on 07/01/2008 23:09:13
one called Mr. Hedgehog....
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Post by: Karen W. on 08/01/2008 12:34:21
History was altered and a new rein of power would now begin!
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 09/01/2008 17:45:30
so
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Post by: Karen W. on 09/01/2008 22:49:03
Without a moments delay Life took a turn.....
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Post by: opus on 09/01/2008 23:57:03
for the worse........
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 10/01/2008 17:36:04
and
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Post by: Karen W. on 11/01/2008 01:12:07
every one fell prey to the new regime!
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Post by: Nobody's Confidant on 11/01/2008 17:30:20
so
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Post by: Karen W. on 11/01/2008 18:44:12
in the end all was.....
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Post by: opus on 11/01/2008 20:17:08
sludge
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Post by: Karen W. on 12/01/2008 00:11:35
like and very dark around......
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Post by: sooyeah on 12/01/2008 15:03:53
the bottom of.......
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Post by: Karen W. on 12/01/2008 16:54:49
endless pit of Tar!
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Post by: sooyeah on 16/04/2008 19:18:22
Which was nice.

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Post by: Jolly on 16/12/2015 14:53:13
"death to sludge and Jar jar binks" say Mr hedgehog after sucking all up sludge with a giant straw he found in...
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Post by: chris on 16/12/2015 23:31:11
and simultaneously remarking that he was amazed that the Star Wars thread on the Naked Scientists website was still alive and kicking...
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Post by: Jolly on 17/12/2015 12:47:52
The force is strong with this one, replies one of the other chapters that hasnt got a name yet,

"Well it's kicking" says Walls "but I'm not sure it's...."  "ALIVE! ALIVE!" Says Mr Hedgehog Looking at a Copperfield Beige-Grau Links Walnuss Sofa.

"Ok living Sofas isnt really going to move the story along much" replies that guy in blue that hasnt got a name yet and is clearly gonna be cannon fodder at some point "Really!?" With a shocked and rather bemused look Says guy in blue that hasnt got a name yet and is clearly gonna be cannon fodder at some point "I always thought a living Copperfield Beige-Grau Links Walnuss Sofa, inside a giant flying space lolly could do wonders for a story line. I mean there was this one time me and and a seven headed space wombat were...."

 
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Post by: Jolly on 17/12/2015 13:04:06
out shopping and....

(Note to everyone let him finish the story  [;)], he doesnt even have a name and he wears blue)
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Post by: chris on 19/12/2015 10:59:42
bought a copy of elite Dangerous, which he'd heard was quite good...
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Post by: Jolly on 29/12/2015 01:27:03
and interesting because...
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Post by: Jolly on 27/01/2016 18:27:48
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Post by: Karen W. on 11/07/2016 03:19:32
IT BEGAN ANOTHER ADVENTURE BUT THIS TIME ON THE PLANET MERCURY.....WITH A LEGEND THAT MOST MERCURIANS REFERRED TO AS MERCURY BLUE. HE WAS A QUITE SKILLED SOLDIER AND ALSO WELL TRAINED JEDI whom had been secretly introduced to Yodas very intense training as a young Mercurian who was left in Yodas capable hands as a 10 day old citizen......Mercurians were quite an advanced culture and they aged 10 years for every day for the first 3 days of their life...and thereafter equally to our aging process making Mercury Blue 30 years and 7 days old, with dfferences in physical skills and abilities that were unique to Mecurians making Mercury Blue a very special pupil in Training and also for Yoda a son he had always wished to partner up with Luke....The intense training began with yoda teaching the young Mercury Blue how to use his special gift of.........