« on: 01/11/2013 23:59:37 »
alancalverd for chairman of the (not) board!
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Pointless, but rivetting nonetheless.At least you're not board.
The EU, in its infinite wisdom, decided to standardise the shape and size of fruit & veg some years ago. This meant no more sniggering and chortling in fresh produce aisles of our supermarkets, because of the shape of a turnip or carrot which more than vaguely resembled a certain body part.Now why would they take the fun out of shopping like that? I shop mainly in my garden and it's fun to give people produce with odd shapes and see their reaction.
I have a covet on my bed. Or is that a duvet?I think it's a duvet cover.
If you covet your neighbour's computer, you may end up going to help!
I was going to respond to this post, but my mother got board with the subject.
Instead, your mother should have gotten on board with the subject.
...She has no interest in computers and says that laptops are too small for her to use.
Perhaps The Big Tops (Circuses) are more appealing?
She prefers something enormouse
Mouset you keep bringing that up?
...whereas us bing more modern like to go compaqt.
The dell you do!