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« on: 13/11/2007 16:40:08 »
remember hearing peoples names that just do not go with their job, do you know any? do you want to share them?

i'll start it off:

the Americans among us will know this, When Thomas Payne was young he was a privateer on the ship The Terrible commanded by Captain Death!

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« Reply #1 on: 13/11/2007 17:48:01 »
Dennis is more likely to become a dentist.

And someone with the name Paul is more likely to become a scientist.
Nothing is absolute. It takes a thousand people to make a stereotype, only one to grind it into the dust.

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« Reply #2 on: 13/11/2007 19:47:45 »
Dick will become a urologist or proctologist ...
« Last Edit: 13/11/2007 19:49:20 by Karen W. »

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #3 on: 13/11/2007 21:08:40 »
Dick will become a urologist or proctologist ...

haha!  You made me choke on my celery stick! [;D]

My maiden name was Cash.  I could've been a banker, I suppose, but I chose to be a spender. [:)]
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« Reply #4 on: 13/11/2007 21:25:06 »
Sorry! LOL.. Cash was appropriate eh! LOL!

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« Reply #5 on: 13/11/2007 23:13:31 »
because of the way my last name is spelled, people sometimes pronounce it cock so I may end up a chicken farmer.
« Last Edit: 13/11/2007 23:36:37 by Karen W. »
if the pen is mightier than the sword then imagine how powerfull the printer is

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« Reply #6 on: 13/11/2007 23:36:56 »
Just fixed spelling Nic...

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« Reply #7 on: 14/11/2007 12:59:37 »
I usually find that all departments titled 'Customer Care' or ' 'Customer Services ' are usually prime examples of oxymoronic titles !!     
Men are the same as women, just inside out !

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« Reply #8 on: 14/11/2007 13:15:28 »
Do you know any? LOL I can't think of any!

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« Reply #9 on: 14/11/2007 17:03:24 »
the high school girl's basketball coach at our school was mr. hoops

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« Reply #10 on: 14/11/2007 17:54:20 »
People named Karen usually become forum moderators..
Nothing is absolute. It takes a thousand people to make a stereotype, only one to grind it into the dust.

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« Reply #11 on: 14/11/2007 19:10:15 »
They do??? LOL I am the only one I know..

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« Reply #12 on: 14/11/2007 19:20:32 »
People called nobody's confidnet make sweeping generalisations.
There really is a bloke called Dick Seed involved in fertility research.
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« Reply #13 on: 15/11/2007 16:55:43 »
Cardinal Sin...honest
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime_Cardinal_Sin

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« Reply #14 on: 15/11/2007 17:27:25 »
People called nobody's confidnet make sweeping generalisations.
There really is a bloke called Dick Seed involved in fertility research.
Hey, that's cheating.
Nothing is absolute. It takes a thousand people to make a stereotype, only one to grind it into the dust.

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« Reply #15 on: 15/11/2007 17:58:47 »
HUH!

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« Reply #16 on: 16/11/2007 14:32:19 »
Besides my name isn't Nobody's Confident.
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« Reply #17 on: 17/11/2007 01:48:27 »
 Your right about that! How are you Ben!

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« Reply #18 on: 20/11/2007 17:47:32 »
asi, asi.
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« Reply #19 on: 22/11/2007 03:04:15 »
sue may become a lawyer
if the pen is mightier than the sword then imagine how powerfull the printer is