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Re: improving the taste of semen...
« Reply #50 on: 02/07/2004 06:52:10 »
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Originally posted by toroughguy

Ok, so anyone have any faith in reports of "health benefits of swallowing semen?"  

I think I've found some reputable sources that say yes, if she is willing to do so more than three times a week.  (BBC, REDBOOK, GALLOP)

It's not just the nutrition... she could eat other things...  but some powerful chemicals that increase the health of the receiver (makes sense from an evolutionary development point of view).

I guess this isn't the thread for this... but it's close.

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keep telling everyone that... it might get prescribed on the NHS!

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« Reply #51 on: 02/07/2004 18:00:18 »
If it does beCUM available on the NHS...I don't mind being farmed !! (errrr...that's dependent on the method of extraction of course !!)

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« Reply #52 on: 15/08/2004 23:41:16 »
Well Neil, if it's the same as bulls, they stuff a vibrating probe up your butt and turn a dial up and down until you bellow and fill the test tube while the people in the room laugh.  Sound good?
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« Reply #53 on: 17/08/2004 22:17:04 »
I think i would suggest they stick to the more traditional methods... probably get a better yield!

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« Reply #54 on: 17/08/2004 22:32:31 »
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Originally posted by Exodus

I think i would suggest they stick to the more traditional methods... probably get a better yield!



Speaking from experience or just guessing? [:p]

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« Reply #55 on: 21/08/2004 17:05:27 »
BLASPHEMY!!

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« Reply #56 on: 22/09/2004 01:09:16 »
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Originally posted by toroughguy


It's not just the nutrition... she could eat other things...  but some powerful chemicals that increase the health of the receiver (makes sense from an evolutionary development point of view).





I don't see how it would make sense from an evolutionary pint of view.  Females who prefer to plesure their mates by oral methods versus vaginal should be selected AGAINST.  
I feel like such a nerd writing this!

p.s.  I don't select against any for of....uh..... nevermind....

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« Reply #57 on: 22/09/2004 03:35:55 »
Another way of looking at this situation is that the first shot of semen contains the old and decrepit sperms.  If the female really wants the good stuff she needs to get the old stuff out of the way.  Then if the male can't get it up for the second round, maybe he's not all that virile in the first place and the female needs to keep looking.  If the male does get it up again, then the load is going to be nice and fresh!

Just a theory. Might need lots of testing to prove or disprove.  [:D]

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« Reply #58 on: 22/09/2004 11:03:04 »
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Originally posted by tweener

Another way of looking at this situation is that the first shot of semen contains the old and decrepit sperms.  If the female really wants the good stuff she needs to get the old stuff out of the way.  Then if the male can't get it up for the second round, maybe he's not all that virile in the first place and the female needs to keep looking.  If the male does get it up again, then the load is going to be nice and fresh!

Just a theory. Might need lots of testing to prove or disprove.  [:D]

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« Reply #59 on: 22/09/2004 17:10:35 »
Ok, we'll lock you and tweener in a lab togther and you two can study this.... together..... all you want [:D]

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« Reply #60 on: 22/09/2004 17:47:39 »
errr !!!....well.....a mouths a mouth I suppose !!!.....forget that, scrap that, ignore that !!!

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« Reply #61 on: 28/09/2004 04:29:06 »
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errr !!!....well.....a mouths a mouth I suppose !!!.....forget that, scrap that, ignore that !!!

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Definitely scrap that idea!

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« Reply #62 on: 28/09/2004 06:36:14 »
did you plan to add something to that tweener???  or just love echos that much??? [8D]

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« Reply #63 on: 28/09/2004 21:43:58 »
I did add something to that.  I don't know where it went though.  Basically I was saying "Definitely scrap that idea!"

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« Reply #64 on: 30/09/2004 13:32:34 »
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...I don't see how it would make sense from an evolutionary pint of view.  Females who prefer to plesure their mates by oral methods versus vaginal should be selected AGAINST....



Au contrair MFF. A female who is skilled in the art of pleasing her man with oral culture is a female indeed! She can have her pick of the male gene pool and reproduce to her heart's content. I just wish more women understood that.
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« Reply #65 on: 30/09/2004 15:04:19 »
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She can have her pick of the male gene pool and reproduce to her heart's content. I just wish more women understood that.



I don't know too many women who WANT to reproduce to tehir heart's conent.  
But that is a good point.
The only problem I see with it is that we're going in circles, we started with the men evolving to have better tasting semen so that the women would mate with them.  Now its the women wanting the men to mate with them.  I dunno..... its too early in the morning for me.  I'll think about it after I've had some coffee and played with my flies.

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« Reply #66 on: 30/09/2004 18:18:36 »
Well, this thread has gone in several circles already. But to get back to the original question: How to improve oneself. I can only offer a "don't" for this. Many years ago, a lady-friend would tell me when I had been drinking beer. As a college student, I did do that, frequently. She claimed it made me taste bitter. I suppose it may have been the hops. At any rate, being anxious to, err, taste non-bitter, I gave up beer on date-days, which was a sacrifice, I must admit. But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
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« Reply #67 on: 30/09/2004 23:50:44 »
C'mon, I'd rather have the beer. When is this thread gunna die.
 

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« Reply #68 on: 01/10/2004 08:55:32 »
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Originally posted by roberth

C'mon, I'd rather have the beer. When is this thread gunna die.



I suppose we could always sterilise this thread
[:)]...actually, that just got me thinking....and please excuse my ignorance here, but when a blokey has a vasectomy, he does still err..'cum' doesn't he ?...so , what has the vasectomy done to his little tads ?......


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« Reply #69 on: 01/10/2004 15:34:39 »
Neil, rest assured that a vasectomy doesn't change anything noticeable.  Just the little swimmers can't get out of their nest to cause trouble, and they only make up about 1% of the total volume.

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« Reply #70 on: 08/10/2004 01:00:44 »
I cannot believe that for as long as I've been gone, this thread is still active.  You guys never quit.
 

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« Reply #71 on: 09/10/2004 10:44:35 »
well they say its something thats always on a guys mind (not vasectomies however)...

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« Reply #72 on: 09/10/2004 18:21:46 »
For some reason I tend to start losing my sight when I visit this thread and my palms become hirsute !!

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« Reply #73 on: 13/10/2004 22:58:15 »
i found this picture of a mans brain...



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« Reply #74 on: 14/10/2004 23:03:00 »
Exodus, that's freaking awesome! I love it! Where did you get it?
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« Reply #75 on: 15/10/2004 00:45:42 »
You guys are too much.  I notice this is posted under science TRIVIA.  But that is really an awesome pic.  I almost went through it too fast and missed the vibrations.
 

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« Reply #76 on: 15/10/2004 02:21:51 »
Excellent Picture Rich !!...now...can I have my brain back please ?

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« Reply #77 on: 16/10/2004 22:27:40 »
And which head did you say that picture was from?
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« Reply #78 on: 05/01/2005 08:51:10 »
I heard someplace (prob in another of those girly mags) that curry makes cum taste worse, and strawberries make it taste better, never put it to the taste test though.

But if you really kinda think bout it, the bitter taste buds are supposedly at the back of the tounge, and where does most of the "stuff" land?  Maybe that accounts for the bitter taste.

For all men who want to select for this in woman should return the favour and learn to breathe through their ears!!!!

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« Reply #79 on: 14/04/2005 07:41:38 »
Oh dear, my virgin post and I have to admit that I swallow?[8)]

Firstly, an apology to those who have been praying for the demise of this thread.

Secondly, the facts.
The tast of semen can definitely be altered.  I can pick an occaisional cigar smoker from a non smoker and I refuse to even kiss a regular, let alone sample anything else.
Regular vices remain in your system for extended periods.  Don't be fooled into thinking that a regular beer drinker can give up his usual on a date night.  It doesn't work that way.  If you really want to remove a regular contaminant like caffeine, beer or smokes, allow around 6 weeks.
Yes, your meals on the day have an effect too, though it is usually subtle.
To the person who suggested strong mouthwash...make very sure your partner is not sensitive.  That much alcohol and mint can put a guy through the roof!
If anyone has experimented since this thread kicked off I'd love to hear the results.  I'm searching for proven alternatives.
 

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« Reply #80 on: 29/04/2005 18:48:27 »
ooo kkk this is disgusting this topic lolz. Anyways when you say "taste better" it is all based on opinion isn't it. Plus I would really love to hear what someone who ahs experienced this' reply. lolz it would really make me laugh!

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« Reply #81 on: 02/05/2005 09:19:15 »
You may find this thread unpalatable, but I take it seriously.  If you read my post above you will realise you are talking to someone who has  experienced it.  My post was not about getting gratuitous teenage laughs, but to further my research in the area.  Nothing disgusting here for me.
 

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« Reply #82 on: 02/05/2005 11:32:46 »
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Originally posted by l_kryptonite

You may find this thread unpalatable, but I take it seriously.  If you read my post above you will realise you are talking to someone who has  experienced it.  My post was not about getting gratuitous teenage laughs, but to further my research in the area.  Nothing disgusting here for me.



have you tried semenex before ?...do a google or check one of my earlier posts here for the link (18+ only)

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« Reply #83 on: 02/05/2005 11:58:57 »
sorry bout finding it funny. Is this a proper experiment or sumit? like for school?


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« Reply #84 on: 02/05/2005 19:42:42 »
With machines being able to tell by smell whether you have lung cancer or not (just read about one), it's probably just a matter of time before you can tell something important by checking the taste of your semen.

According to a sexuologist (or whatever they call themselves) I heard on the subject, it's supposed to taste something like chestnuts, of all things, unless you drink alcohol or eat meat, then it turns bitter pretty quick.
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« Reply #85 on: 03/05/2005 22:58:26 »
I mind it not if you find the thread ammusing, Simon, I was merely disappointed that you would find it disgusting.  Perhaps you are a little young for this particular thread?

In answer to your question, no this is no school experiment; I am far to ancient for such things.  I simply like to please my partner, and to experiment.  Sex is to be enjoyed; not endured.
 

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« Reply #86 on: 03/05/2005 23:06:29 »
Neil I haven't bothered with semenex because it defies the whole point of experimentation.  Aside from that, if you had ever tasted flavoured condoms or lubricants before you would understand the reluctance to go near artificial flavourings.  I'm sorry but noone can make latex taste good.

Come to think of it, I'm opposed to artificial flavourings in anything I eat.  Why should this be any different?  Okay, shutting up now...[8)]
 

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« Reply #87 on: 03/05/2005 23:22:48 »
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Originally posted by l_kryptonite



Come to think of it, I'm opposed to artificial flavourings in anything I eat.  Why should this be any different?  Okay, shutting up now...[8)]




It's not artificial, maybe you're thinking of something else, here's the link http://www.semenex.com/home.html

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« Reply #88 on: 03/05/2005 23:28:22 »
Okay, I shall peruse the site.  I still say it takes the fun out of it though...
 

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« Reply #89 on: 03/05/2005 23:33:39 »
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Originally posted by l_kryptonite

Okay, I shall peruse the site.  I still say it takes the fun out of it though...


I wasn't recommending it, just wondering if you've heard of it....good luck with your experimentation.[;)]

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« Reply #90 on: 03/05/2005 23:43:02 »
Broccoli? Who'd have thought it?

Much food for thought, thank you for the site.  It is not the same product I had seen advertised before.

I should probably explain too, that I'm not looking to "improve", but to "alter for variety"...and I'm still astounded that I'm having this conversation with total strangers!
 

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« Reply #91 on: 04/05/2005 08:26:54 »
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Originally posted by l_kryptonite

Broccoli? Who'd have thought it?

Much food for thought, thank you for the site.  It is not the same product I had seen advertised before.

I should probably explain too, that I'm not looking to "improve", but to "alter for variety"...and I'm still astounded that I'm having this conversation with total strangers!




I think the fact that you're having this conversation with strangers is the reason why you can talk about it !!...you have complete anonymity, besides, forgive me if I've missed the obvious from one of your posts here or elsewhere on the site but we have no idea what gender you are either, certainly your profile gives nothing away, though you might want to discuss with your partner what you've been mentioning......or perhaps not !![:D][;)], also despite the subject matter, it seems this thread is totally apt to your experimentation which I would imagine could well be called scientific.

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« Reply #92 on: 04/05/2005 21:08:13 »
You guys are really cool... I could do with people like you lot on my forums to start them going. Take a look my website is http://www.simeonie.co.uk
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« Reply #93 on: 05/05/2005 09:49:21 »
Have you ever tried to experiment with something like this without talking to your partner?
  "Here, eat this"
  "Why?"
  "Just do as you're told."

Doesn't really work.  Yes, of course I talk with the person I'm experimenting with!

An admission...I found this site because of this thread.  It popped up in a google search.  Happy luck [:)] I like the forum, and have much reading ahead of me.

As for my rather austere bio?  I'm cautious.  A new international forum and I know nothing about it or the people on it.  If people wish to get to know me, they are welcome to do so outside the forum.  I don't bite...
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« Reply #94 on: 09/05/2005 18:06:51 »
well kriptonite i would acsept ur offer but there is no way for me to contact u other then this forum

ps ur a girl [:)] u rite like one lol


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« Reply #95 on: 10/05/2005 12:40:37 »
Girl? no...and you don't know your forum very well.[}:)]
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« Reply #96 on: 12/05/2005 07:25:11 »
all well i dont care

i was only going on how girls right and how guys right from expereance but there are guys that right like girls and girls that right like guys
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« Reply #97 on: 16/05/2005 00:59:49 »
*laughs*  You also need to think outside the square, ADD HAHA [}:)]
 

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« Reply #98 on: 24/07/2005 12:57:08 »
Wow ... I've read the threads, and how informative ... I can tell from experience that one key factor is general health and fitness!  The healthier and fitter I am has always helped in my experience!!  But it could just the taste preferences of the person I am with too!

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« Reply #99 on: 25/07/2005 12:55:15 »
I would like to elaborate this subject a bit just by saying that there are considerable differences in the taste of women... :)) I GUESS same factors play a part.
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